I think i'm getting a girlfriend tomorrow...any advice?

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#51 194197844077667059316682358889
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Don't overinflate her or she'll pop, and clean her with a warm, damp washcloth, no solvents!
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#52 Bowlercapguy
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Uh... don't act like this? Just chill out and see where it leads, dude. Wise man say, "No sense in worrying about something you can't change." It is what it is, bro. "JU CAN DOO EET!" Hahahaha.

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#53 astrozombie37
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Uh... don't act like this? Just chill out and see where it leads, dude. Wise man say, "No sense in worrying about something you can't change." It is what it is, bro. "JU CAN DOO EET!" Hahahaha.

Bowlercapguy
Lol JU Can do IT!!! Stupid Rob Schnieder :P
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#54 Alan_Weak
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts
trade her in at gamestop for Modnation preorder
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#55 Gaming-Planet
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Check the shipping/handling price.

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#56 astrozombie37
Member since 2010 • 2687 Posts

Seriously, Chill out. If you keep acting all nervous you'll scare her off. Man up and relax. :P

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#57 clubsammich91
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Don't be afraid to buy tampons. Once you do that she will love you for ever.
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#58 F1_2004
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so what happened, OP?
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#59 jrnhanie0310
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just drink some water.. you'll be ok

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#60 Ingenemployee
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Golden rule: When in doubt use chloroform.

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#61 Truf89
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[QUOTE="freek666"]

Man I ordered mine a month ago and she still isn't here :x

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Package serial #145987?

I cracked up of this
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#62 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Shop around for the best prices. You might also think about ordering online.
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#63 kuraimen
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Imagine her taking a crap. That lowers her to her natural human level... unless you get excited by it. Ewwww...
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#64 theycallmeRP
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It's my senior year in HS, and anyways it turns out that this girl that I like has apparently been asking some of my friends about me and stuff. like she wanted to find me today but i ditched so i wasn't in class.... anyway.I'm feeling pretty juiced since I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow, but i how do i stop feeling soo pumped up so i can fall asleep? it feels like i've gotta drop a load, yet nervous and psyched all at once.

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You gotta relax, don't wanna end up like Jason Biggs in that movie American Pie...

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#65 JonnyEagle
Member since 2009 • 1196 Posts

Be sure to check for any manufacturer defects before taking her home. Actually take her for a test drive to make sure........

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#66 videogamegirl05
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That's funny it sounds like you're shopping for one or something from the title. Well...good luck. ;) As far as getting to sleep...umm, take a nice shower if you haven't. That ususally helps.
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#67 Mr_Manikin52
Member since 2004 • 12300 Posts

This is so lame (GIRL TOPICS AHHH!:x ), but I'm help you with this piece of advice.

Women are impressed by men who can actually do things, and just as importantly – WANT to do things.:x Whether it's the small stuff like taking care of simple home repairs, changing a tire or taking out the trash, they also like to see that you have a passion for life, enjoy your work and hobbies, and that you know how to lead and take responsibility. In other words, man up! ;)

Have a fun summer.

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#68 acsam12304
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i like my rare done