I think my dog is trying to murder me :o

Ok, just to make this clear.

A murder is commited by one person killing another person.

Check your pockets!

You probably left a half eaten burger in one of them......

This is the 2cond dog threat of the day, uhmmmm.

I say you fight back and try to kill him too.

Kill him before he kills you....Denjin_hadouken

[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Kill him before he kills you....Darth_Tyrev

Call the Dog Whisperer!Lemon-Demon35

[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Kill him before he kills you....Sim_genius

[QUOTE="Lemon-Demon35"]Call the Dog Whisperer!mac906

If its trying to kill you then kill the damn thing before it gets you, you could always get another dog.

Wrap a pill in some lunch meat for a tasty treat. :twisted:

whack him a fewLugDump

Are you British?

Wrap a pill in some lunch meat for a tasty treat. :twisted:

quadraleap

XD omg thats so mean.

Is this him?

Is this him?

CheddarLimbo

Is this him?

CheddarLimbo

That is priceless! :lol: Good one.

Get some duck tape, 5 and a quarter inch long tubing, a handfull of thumb tacks, 9 and a third pounds of sugar, hair of a 90 year old woman, and the ball off of a cup and ball then pm me when your ready.SaintLeonidas

Ready! I only have PVC pipe...Can I use that instead of tubing?

Also, hurry up and tell me the next step, my grandmother is pissed...

[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]Get some duck tape, 5 and a quarter inch long tubing, a handfull of thumb tacks, 9 and a third pounds of sugar, hair of a 90 year old woman, and the ball off of a cup and ball then pm me when your ready.CheddarLimbo

Ready! I only have PVC pipe...Can I use that instead of tubing?

Also, hurry up and tell me the next step, my grandmother is pissed...

Take the duck tape and and close one end of the tube and fill it with the sugar, then tape the other side. Wrap the tape sticky side up around the tube and place the tacks on it. Place the rest of the sugar in a box, mail it to a congressmen postmarked your dogs name. As you defend yourself with the tube, the feds will think the sugar was anthrax and come get your dog,then mail me the hair and the ball from a cup and ball.

Ok, just to make this clear.

A murder is commited by one person killing another person.

hoop_hard

I belive murder is the viscious killing of a human being. I think u are defining homicide.

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]

Ok, just to make this clear.

A murder is commited by one person killing another person.

gamr92

I belive murder is the viscious killing of a human being. I think u are defining homicide.

kill it

before it kills u

Kill him before he kills you....Denjin_hadouken

It's the only way.

Is this him?

CheddarLimbo

:o Daddy? Is that you? :?

Give it a steak and a mate as a peace offering.

If that doesn't work, get the animal psychic lady to blow the dogs head up with her mind. They can't charge you with a crime they can't prove you comitted....

Get rid of him or have him put to sleep

haha, killer dog, crazy

Is this him?

CheddarLimbo