I told Chuck Norris jokes at school today....

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#101 Zap-O-Matic
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haha its funny cuz im the class clown as well as the chief clown on GSMGShacker
:| You're not even that funny...at all..
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#102 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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[QUOTE="MGShacker"]haha its funny cuz im the class clown as well as the chief clown on GSZap-O-Matic
:| You're not even that funny...at all..

keep your opinion to yourself....

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#103 Zap-O-Matic
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"][QUOTE="MGShacker"]haha its funny cuz im the class clown as well as the chief clown on GSjointed

:| You're not even that funny...at all..

keep your opinion to yourself....

then keeps yours to yourself
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#104 PlayedThemAll
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What's the point in plagirism?
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#105 kyleali11
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too bad, Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris.
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#106 alex1889
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i rofled at all of them but im like a box of giggles
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#107 luke1889
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Well I like them.  :lol:
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#108 Flaming_Ape
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The Chuck Norris joke period ended last year sir.
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#109 Toshan1337
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My favorite was: "Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."

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#110 Guiltfeeder566
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too bad, Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris.kyleali11

Claire (heroes) >Chuck>mud pie>Jack

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#111 selbie
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too bad, Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris.kyleali11

No Jack is the offspring of Chuck. Chuck merely chose a suitable woman, spoke the word "booyah", and she was pregnant with Jack.

In saying that, it wasn't God who gave Mary the miracle of immaculate conception, Joseph was a great ancestor of Chuck. 

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#112 RogerC44
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Some of those were funny.
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#113 gazoz
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the chuck norris fad is ancient history. I have heard all these jokes before and your school must consist of pretty lame people if they still laugh at this. and no you are not funny, because those aren't even your jokes!! stop thinking you'll get an emblem for knowing how to copy and paste
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#114 LAZZOR
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I still find some of them funny.
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#115 Erasorn
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I've heard every single on of those, a loooong time ago. I'm not very amused. :P
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#116 bluezy
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I've heard almost all of those already. Intarwebs FTW.
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#117 nickmag
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Chuck Norris is so 2006 :roll:
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#118 AvIdGaMeR444
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I once tried to tell a Chuck Norris joke.  But before the punchline, Chuck Norris showed up, roundhouse kicked my ass, took my name, made me watch Walker: Texas Ranger reruns for 80 hours straight, killed my family, beat my dog, and then told me to have a nice day.  Moral of the story.  Be careful when you tell a Chuck Norris joke....he has superhearing.   
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#120 Bourbons3
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This thread is like a time capsule from so last year....:roll:
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#121 deactivated-622bc1476d5f5
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you think this is new?
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#122 Magna_Man109
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wow, people still find this funny
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#123 Raziel1144
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this may sound dumb but who's chuck norris
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#124 Raziel1144
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awnser me!!
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#125 bobstrife
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this may sound dumb but who's chuck norrisRaziel1144
:lol:
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#126 easteast
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I like those jokes.
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#127 luke1889
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awnser me!!Raziel1144

He's on the new McDonalds adverts.

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#128 Nifty_Shark
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How old is the Chuck Norris joke fad. I've only heard them for the last two years or so. When were they started?
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#129 lilhomes
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Ive heard about 3/4ths of these
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#130 Flow4U
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Chunk Norris jokes will be funny again when there are new ones :|
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#131 bobstrife
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Chunk Norris jokes will be funny again when there are new ones :|Flow4U
well there funny to people who havent heard them. Like me
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#132 Edgemaster666
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Some people love 'em, some hate 'em. I love 'em :D.
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#133 Greatgone12
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By doing that, you single-handedly castrated yourself.

Dammit. Didn't it hurt?  

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#134 Kikouken
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The only Chuck Norris joke I've EVER found funny was:

"Chuck Norris once had a boner in a school hallway, there were no survivors"  

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#135 GameFreak315
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You sound like a kid who goes to my school.  He tells Chuck Norris jokes, also...but no one laughs.  Hm.
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