So, I was in the middle of crazy ass Halo match, when all of a sudden my 7 year old little piece of **** brother walks in and says "Get off that Xbox you loser! Make me some chocolate milk before I kick you in the balls!"...suffice to say, that made me angry. In my fit of rage I stood up, knocking over my 360 and disconnecting it (there goes my Lone Wolves level!), and proceeded to punch him directly in between the eyes. He fell down face first and broke his nose...
So, I did the only thing that I could do...screamed **** and started kicking him in the ribs. THEN, out of nowhere, my mom burst in. She called 911 and started crying. I was like, "Why are you crying about him! You should be crying about my Lone Wolves level! Im going to lose my 49!". She screamed at me and kicked me out. I took my 360 and copy of Halo with me, along with my computer monitor...
I am sitting in a coffee shop right now using a public computer. I just took the 360 and monitor out of my backpack and I'm going to try to play it in here to feed by Halo addiction...hopefully they don't kick me out. Last time I checked park benches do not have high speed Internet.
Besides, how am I going to afford vegetable oil for my vegetable powered scooter now?
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