Idea from Sheryl Crow on how to save our dear planet

This is the greatest idea yet from a global warming advocate on how to save our planet. Sheryl Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".:lol:

Now this is just utterly hilarious. Is it even physically possible to use one sheet w/out getting crap all over your hands? Man, this is scary too. If we aren't careful, this will lead to big green govt. controlling every aspect of our lives. Everything from what cars we drive, to how many sheets of toliet paper we use when we take a crap. Of course, I hope that the majority of Americans aren't as stupid as Sheryl Crow is, or we are going to see a lot of people walking around with smelly brown hands. Anyway here's the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I must say, this is best idea ever. I will experiment with this and see if it is even possible w/out getting crap all over my hands. Sheryl Crow is pure genious.     

Mmmmm...  Its just a idea on trying to conserve why she chose that is beyond me but I think it is more for the women when they go to the bathroom..

  Anyways the government needs to pass laws on these enviromental stuff.  The way things are going is very disturbing in our weather climate which man has effected somewhat.  The weather simulator arguably the most powerful computer in the world located in the US has shown some pretty disturbing things..  Including a drastic reduction of rain fall in the US which would bankrupt our agricultural and most likely cause a famine in the United States.  Even if this is a cycle that earth is naturally taking, man has increased the rate of the change..  Shouldn't we slow it down so our technologies can evolve so we could actually adapt easilly to that situation then being flung into something we are not prepared for?

yea, I heard about that.  My response to her:

You're so full of **** I bet it'd be impossible for you to use one sheet. **** off.

This is the greatest idea yet from a global warming advocate on how to save our planet. Sheryl Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".:lol:

Now this is just utterly hilarious. Is it even physically possible to use one sheet w/out getting crap all over your hands? Man, this is scary too. If we aren't careful, this will lead to big green govt. controlling every aspect of our lives. Everything from what cars we drive, to how many sheets of toliet paper we use when we take a crap. Of course, I hope that the majority of Americans aren't as stupid as Sheryl Crow is, or we are going to see a lot of people walking around with smelly brown hands. Anyway here's the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I must say, this is best idea ever. I will experiment with this and see if it is even possible w/out getting crap all over my hands. Sheryl Crow is pure genious.     

john_doe2

[QUOTE="john_doe2"]

This is the greatest idea yet from a global warming advocate on how to save our planet. Sheryl Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".:lol:

Now this is just utterly hilarious. Is it even physically possible to use one sheet w/out getting crap all over your hands? Man, this is scary too. If we aren't careful, this will lead to big green govt. controlling every aspect of our lives. Everything from what cars we drive, to how many sheets of toliet paper we use when we take a crap. Of course, I hope that the majority of Americans aren't as stupid as Sheryl Crow is, or we are going to see a lot of people walking around with smelly brown hands. Anyway here's the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I must say, this is best idea ever. I will experiment with this and see if it is even possible w/out getting crap all over my hands. Sheryl Crow is pure genious.

v61k

Or if you have a powerful sphincter. Either way you don't need toilet paper! 

The amount of toilet papaer we use is not a very good way to solve global warming. I think the government should really set a law so vehicles have to have at least a certain amount of restrictions to lower pollution, or at least stop making so many vehicles that heavily pollute. warriortyson

The only problem with that is we the US is straggling behind on green vehicle technology. If the Gov't is going to make those kinds of regulations, they need to give big grants to US auto manufacturers so they can compete in the green vehicle market.

She doesn't understand what it's like to be a MAN, with a bunch of HAIR in... well... areas. That makes it more difficult.grassdream

Yes...I agree...>.> 

Global waming is a complete fraud....... :( proctorsurf

that remains to be uncertain .....for now;) 

I can understand women using one sheet for peeing...

But if everybody used one for crapping...the whole world would smell.  I'll leave it at that. 

If everybody only used one sheet of toilet paper then we'd all be walking around with feces in our butt cracks and we'd all smell. Now I know that a hippy like Crow wouldnt mind that but I sure as hell do. My response to her is therefore: **** off.Taegukki

Unless you have those Japanese toilets that spray your @** after your done. >_> 

yea, I heard about that. My response to her:

You're so full of **** I bet it'd be impossible for you to use one sheet. **** off.

skullkrusher13

ROFL 

[QUOTE="warriortyson"]The amount of toilet papaer we use is not a very good way to solve global warming. I think the government should really set a law so vehicles have to have at least a certain amount of restrictions to lower pollution, or at least stop making so many vehicles that heavily pollute. Poedon

The only problem with that is we the US is straggling behind on green vehicle technology. If the Gov't is going to make those kinds of regulations, they need to give big grants to US auto manufacturers so they can compete in the green vehicle market.

  The auto industry in the US is getting their asses handed to..  GM recently reported the worse profit ever in the companies history, also on the most recent statistics it is estimated that more people iwll driver foriegn cars in the US then the comapnies located in the US>

I am dying from laughter here! :lol:

Might as well contribute to the funnay 8)

Sheryl Crow -- crazy earth-saver with the odor of her ****. Flies included! 

This is the greatest idea yet from a global warming advocate on how to save our planet. Sheryl Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".:lol:

Now this is just utterly hilarious. Is it even physically possible to use one sheet w/out getting crap all over your hands? Man, this is scary too. If we aren't careful, this will lead to big green govt. controlling every aspect of our lives. Everything from what cars we drive, to how many sheets of toliet paper we use when we take a crap. Of course, I hope that the majority of Americans aren't as stupid as Sheryl Crow is, or we are going to see a lot of people walking around with smelly brown hands. Anyway here's the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I must say, this is best idea ever. I will experiment with this and see if it is even possible w/out getting crap all over my hands. Sheryl Crow is pure genious.     

john_doe2

I don't think this would work, and here's why:

1. Using one sheet of toilet paper would, inevitably, lead to what I'll refer to as the "Crusty Crack Syndrome" (henceforth "CCS").
2. Due to widespread CCS, panties and briefs worldwide would soon be filled with brown, crusty stripes.
3. Due to brown, crusty stripes, the urge to purchase un-stained underpants would double, or perhaps triple.  As a result of demand, cotton production (to make the garments) would, as a result, need to double or triple. 
4. This would lead to the need for more agricultural area, water, fertilizer, etc., further taxing our planet's delicate balance.

So in conclusion, this idea would, in the end, cause way more harm than good.  Have a nice day! :D

Even if human pollution was the cause of rising temperatures, this would make only a negligible impact while creating a whole other set of paperwork for the government to analyse how effective it is.  It's also not practical from the personal standpoint of getting clean.

Didn't she also propose a "dinner sleeve" to replace paper napkins?  Why would I want a new wardrobe to stop using napkins.  It would be so much easier to simply carry a cloth napkin with me wherever I go.

[QUOTE="proctorsurf"]Global waming is a complete fraud....... :( Honenheim

that remains to be uncertain .....for now;) 

While there may be some truth to the notion of global warming, most of the evidence presented so far is worthless... especially in respect to our carbon dioxide emissions causing global warming.  Yes, it is a greenhouse gas, but it is certainly not the most predominant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere, and humans are not the primary source of the carbon dioxide present in the atmosphere.  And while I believe we need to do something about our pollution, global warming is a scare tactic for anti-pollution campaigns, and it has been blown way out of proportion.