If your house was being assaulted by [zombies, aliens, jay leno clones, pirates, ninjas, the KGB, terrorists, people who post in system wars, robbers, confederates,people with spelling skills similiar to mine, nazis, red sox fans, or whatever evil enemy you can think of] how, using only things in your house right now, defend yourself? Id go with a kitchen knife and baseball bat. a lethal combo
take the broom part off a broom stick duct tape one of my hunting knives to one end and than another hunting knife to the othere end so i can use both side :D
I'd keep fighting unless I was too wounded to keep going then I'd turn the gas on and wait until they came in then say "It gonna get a little hot in here" then flick a match and BOOM the whole house blows up.
if my house was attecked by zombies, oh wait that doesn't make any sense because i'm so goth they run away from me. so the better question to ask would be what would the zombies do if i attecked their house?
According to scientists, because i play alot of first person shooters and moral kombat, i will behead one of the attacks, steal his weapon, and use it with 100% efficiency.
I'd lock my room, grab two 360 controllers in each hand, prepare my other weapons which are a table, sub woofer, put heavy things in a bag, I actually have a knife also, wait for them to come, then, BAM, kick the hell out of them.
EDIT: If there is a chance that I could go to my father's special room, I would pick up one of the shotguns and you know what's gonna happen next.
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