If a dog can urinate in public... why can't I?

And you need to stop smoking pot and go on with life.bobdood99

Just post your real life address and I'll swing by and take a dump on your front lawn.

Don't worry, I will ring the doorbell first and make sure you are at home.

I suspect you will quickly realize the answer to your 'why can't I?' question.

Dogs don't know any better. If you want to pee in public, I heard the jungle is nice.

Because dogs are trained to go outside, while people are trained to do it in private in a bathroom.

Legendaryscmt

I am not joking. I honetly do not get it. I mean I pee in public anyway, but this is against the law. If dog can do it... why can't I? These ridiculous laws are starting to annoy me. The government and lawmakers need to stop pulling stuff out of thin air.

Diablo112688

I am not joking. I honetly do not get it. I mean I pee in public anyway, but this is against the law. If dog can do it... why can't I? These ridiculous laws are starting to annoy me. The government and lawmakers need to stop pulling stuff out of thin air.

Diablo112688

This coming from someone with Bob Dylan in their sig. I am not surprised. Go live in the woods.

I am not joking. I honetly do not get it. I mean I pee in public anyway, but this is against the law. If dog can do it... why can't I? These ridiculous laws are starting to annoy me. The government and lawmakers need to stop pulling stuff out of thin air.

Diablo112688

Dogs also get rounded up and given a lethal injection.

So...that sounds like a fair trade to me. If you want to act like a dog, then I think you should be able to be considered a dog.

So I hope you think it's fun getting chained by the neck out in the yard during the rain. I hope you like being forcibly neutered, and I hope you like getting rounded up for no good reason and then being killed by lethal injection.

It's that, or you could just stop pissing wherever you feel like it.

it is against the law for a dog to urinate in public and the owner not to clean it up.

Are you comparing your mentality and abilities to rationalize to that of a dog's? Because if you want to be kept on all fours, completely naked, with a collar and a leash around your neck, that can probably be arranged. Here's my number.

Humans are not animals.

A dogs pen0r is furry and cute.

Because dogs cant use toilets.

Im not going to say anything.

as far as im concerned, everyone else has got the reason covered for you.

:| what kind of question is this, anyway?

I don't think it is so much the urine but possibly the indecent exposure and all the other felonies that could be pulled out of urinating in public.

no offence but your kind of crazy you cant do that in public that would just be wrong

[QUOTE="bobdood99"]And you need to stop smoking pot and go on with life.Diablo112688

Because you are not an animal.

doesnt matter.

Good Question, why cant we?