If a martian invited you to ultimate paradise.....

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#1 CoolSkAGuy
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Like it would trancsend any other experience no other human would ever experience. Would you go? Also you can never return.

I think I would :o. Cuz then I can get out of this dirt rock :P

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#2 CRS98
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Mars looks pretty shabby, but I guess I'll try anything once. So long as I am protected from danger of any kind. And discomfort.
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#3 Nibroc420
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Obviously, it would be epic.
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#4 deactivated-5d6933395c33c
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This reminds me of that segment in the first Halloween episode of The Simpsons.
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#5 Rizelea
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Why not? If it's obvious that it's a better place there than here then I would go hands down.
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#6 butteman12
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Hell yeah. That would be sick.

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#7 zakkro
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I don't know... I've watched the Twilight Zone, so I don't trust aliens.
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#8 Meat_Wad_Fan
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I'd ask him for a brochure first, and also pictures of what the females look like.

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#9 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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well, if its like john carter of mars and all the women walk around naked, then yeah i can see myself checkin that place out ;)

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#10 Mega-Mustaine
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Only if said martian was Marvin the Martian.

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#11 Vampireofficer
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Depends on how the hot the girls are.
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#12 Baconbits2004
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Depends on how the hot the girls are.Vampireofficer

Or boys.

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#13 tenaka2
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It would depend, is this Martin guy good looking?

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#14 Vampireofficer
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Or boys.

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How about a foursome, you, me, a girl martian and a guy martian?
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#15 xxKai
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I might feel a bit lonely
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#16 Vampireofficer
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I might feel a bit lonelyxxKai
You could be a Martian.
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#17 xxKai
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[QUOTE="xxKai"]I might feel a bit lonelyVampireofficer
You could be a Martian.

Lol wait are you including me in your foursome
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#18 Vampireofficer
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[QUOTE="Vampireofficer"][QUOTE="xxKai"]I might feel a bit lonelyxxKai
You could be a Martian.

Lol wait are you including me in your foursome

Yep. Of course we are. :twisted:
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#19 xxKai
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[QUOTE="xxKai"][QUOTE="Vampireofficer"] You could be a Martian.Vampireofficer
Lol wait are you including me in your foursome

Yep. Of course we are. :twisted:

I guess I'm a guy martian then >_> Does this mean I'm the one abducting all you guys into paradise
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#20 warmaster670
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Never trust anything from Mars, fact.

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#21 guildclaws
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No, because it's a trap!, they will probably Kidnap me and Probed me

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#22 Vampireofficer
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[QUOTE="Vampireofficer"][QUOTE="xxKai"] Lol wait are you including me in your foursomexxKai
Yep. Of course we are. :twisted:

I guess I'm a guy martian then >_> Does this mean I'm the one abducting all you guys into paradise

Oh yes, that's right.
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#23 Vampireofficer
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No, because it's a trap!, they will probably Kidnap me and Probed me

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I wouldn't mind to be "Probed" myself.
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#24 shani_boy101
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What's ultimate paradise from the martian's perspective might not be paradise from my perspective, so no.
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#25 kan_yeezy
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This reminds me of that simpsons halloween special. I bet thats where you got the idea for this thread from.
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#26 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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just make sure to avoid these guys:

a martian!

I hear they dont like yodeling

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#27 XCyberForceX
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Read between the lines. Ultimate paradise for you or the Martians (according to their standards). Who knows their version of paradise may be to invite a guest over, make him happy, fatten him up, and then eat him for the main course.

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#28 lensflare15
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No. I wouldn't have any reason to believe this martian was telling the truth.

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#29 surrealnumber5
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yea i would go

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#30 MissLibrarian
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Yes I would. No questions asked.

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#32 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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I don't know... I've watched the Twilight Zone, so I don't trust aliens. zakkro

You took the words right out of my mouth.

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#33 CoolSkAGuy
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[QUOTE="zakkro"]I don't know... I've watched the Twilight Zone, so I don't trust aliens. BATTOSAI76

You took the words right out of my mouth.

The twilight zone is awesome :P. I was just talking about something like E.T. haha

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#34 Allicrombie
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Since men are from mars and women are from venus, I'll wait for the venus shuttle. >.>
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#35 CoolSkAGuy
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Since men are from mars and women are from venus, I'll wait for the venus shuttle. >.>Allicrombie
You think they would accept men? or would they be like the amazons where they kill all men on sight xD.

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#36 Palantas
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I'd jump at the chance to get off this godforsaken planet full of hippies.

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#37 MissLibrarian
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Since men are from mars and women are from venus, I'll wait for the venus shuttle. >.>Allicrombie
I'd totally be weak and choose the Mars shuttle :( I could NOT cope with a whole planet of women.
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#38 Sunfyre7896
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I would do it when I'm very old but not now. I'd be alone there with just the alien and maybe their "people."

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#39 Vancelvany
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Yup. Why not?! Adventure! and a chance to rub cake on another planet! :)

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#40 LaytonsCat
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I wouldn't want to go by myself. Can I bring a guest to my martian date?

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#41 ImBananas
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I'd ask him for a brochure first, and also pictures of what the females look like.

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Ditto, not worth going without pretty ladies xD but seriously, no, I wouldn't go for anything.
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#42 WSGRandomPerson
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Of course I would.