If a rock, a scissor and a paper actually did have a fight... who would win?

I was just wondering, if a rock, a scissor and a paper (A4 Size) actually did have a fight... who would win?

I'd say rock

Paper coz it could wrap up the rock and scissors, set light to itself and melt them into nothingness

Rock. It would bust up te scissors and tear the paper.

What if the scissors were made of titanium or made of diamond :)MondoCool

What if it was a diamond rock? :P

Rock would win depending on how big it is.

The Rock would layth the smackdown on the paper and scissors....haterex

Airstrike.

I'm going to have to go with the rock on this one, partly because of it's sheer power and dominating presence.Swannzie

[QUOTE="Swannzie"]I'm going to have to go with the rock on this one, partly because of it's sheer power and dominating presence.double_decker

You make a good point. The topic creator really should of outlined these fundamental factors beforehand.

The Rock!!! *raises eyebrow*

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking??

What if the scissors were made of titanium or made of diamond :)MondoCool

You make a good point. The topic creator really should of outlined these fundamental factors beforehand.

Swannzie

The real question, is what their sexualities would be.

I feel the scissors and rock would date on and off, while the paper would be a man slut. With that said, I feel after x amount of time, the paper would finally learn his true colors and become a homo thus the milk carton comes into play. After a while, scissor and rock would escalate and become serious, marrying in due time. However, when paper returns to it's natural slut-like ways, rock and paper will have an affair, causing scissor to go into a mental state of frenzy and holding up a liquor store, tragically ending his life in the outcome.

The Rock!!! *raises eyebrow*

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking??

steppinrazor88

Wow, I hadnt heard that in years! You made me lmao :] Good times.

Since everyone supports the rock, I support the paper.

Lets think about this in terms of politicians.

Rock = Ronald Reagan

Paper = Tony Blair

Scissors = Margerate Thatcher

Tony Blair, being made of paper, would get soaked by Thatcher with her Falkland task fleet and thus would wilt and die, whilst he would jam his head up Reagans arse becasue he's an ex-American President and would demobilise himself. Tony Blair is out of the running. Thatcher and Reagan blatantly had a thing for each other, so she would do what he says and Reagan would ram her with his rocklike tendencies and then she'd step down from office for being aho. Thatcher is out.Therefore I support Ronald Reagan! He would pwn.*Reagan Smash!*Rock wins. Although he's a dumbass becuase he's American. Would probably get himself killed by basejumping off The Whitehouse without a parachute.

The Rock.

It already happened. Paper won.

i voted sludgehammer cuz it can break a rock and scissors and destroy paper

i prefer the a-bomb, cockaroach and human adaptation of r,p and s. but i think paper would win, rock cant move so its no threat to anything and scissor cant open itself to cut anything without help and paper can float away on some wind and leave the others to rot there.grafkhun