If a rock, a scissor and a paper actually did have a fight... who would win?

[QUOTE="grafkhun"]i prefer the a-bomb, cockaroach and human adaptation of r,p and s. but i think paper would win, rock cant move so its no threat to anything and scissor cant open itself to cut anything without help and paper can float away on some wind and leave the others to rot there.bobstrife

whom?

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="grafkhun"]i prefer the a-bomb, cockaroach and human adaptation of r,p and s. but i think paper would win, rock cant move so its no threat to anything and scissor cant open itself to cut anything without help and paper can float away on some wind and leave the others to rot there.grafkhun

whom?

[QUOTE="grafkhun"]

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="grafkhun"]i prefer the a-bomb, cockaroach and human adaptation of r,p and s. but i think paper would win, rock cant move so its no threat to anything and scissor cant open itself to cut anything without help and paper can float away on some wind and leave the others to rot there.bobstrife

oh... i thought they were as they really are, i that case, paper still wins, i would just let rock and scissor being grounded fight each other and then go in for the kill.

whom?

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="grafkhun"]

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="grafkhun"]i prefer the a-bomb, cockaroach and human adaptation of r,p and s. but i think paper would win, rock cant move so its no threat to anything and scissor cant open itself to cut anything without help and paper can float away on some wind and leave the others to rot there.grafkhun

oh... i thought they were as they really are, i that case, paper still wins, i would just let rock and scissor being grounded fight each other and then go in for the kill.

whom?

The real question, is what their sexualities would be.

I feel the scissors and rock would date on and off, while the paper would be a man slut. With that said, I feel after x amount of time, the paper would finally learn his true colors and become a homo thus the milk carton comes into play. After a while, scissor and rock would escalate and become serious, marrying in due time. However, when paper returns to it's natural slut-like ways, rock and paper will have an affair, causing scissor to go into a mental state of frenzy and holding up a liquor store, tragically ending his life in the outcome.

cameronc08

Yea, I am quoting myself, breaking the unwritten law that forbids oneself of committing such an atrocious act. But I need to know where other's thoughts ponder when the question of these three aformentioned sexuality arises. I need, to know...

[QUOTE="MondoCool"]What if the scissors were made of titanium or made of diamond :)sabru8

rock=ps3

scissors=360

paper=wii

the paper will reproduce madly and be a fighting force but will not be able to compete due to being been able to be RIPPPPPEDDD apart by rock and scissors together. scissor has limited uses and is not very reliable and can be destroyed easily it has corundum hinges and steel blades. but the rock... its special... it has a thick coating of sediment on top but after much punishment pure diamond is reaveled under the horrible sediment...

Hardness Mineral Absolute Hardness

1Talc (Mg3Si4O10(OH)2)1

2Gypsum (CaSO4·2H2O)2

3Calcite (CaCO3)9

4Fluorite (CaF2)21

5Apatite (Ca5(PO4)3(OH-,Cl-,F-))48

6Orthoclase Feldspar (KAlSi3O8 )72

7Quartz (SiO2)100

8Topaz (Al2SiO4(OH-,F-)2)200

9Corundum (Al2O3)400

10Diamond (C)1500

after much grinding away due to its lesser hardness the scissors keeps trying to cut away at the rock but ends up destorying its self in the process. therfore the result is

1st. rock 9.5/10

2nd. paper 8.5/10

3rd. sciccors 7.5/10

Hm. Ocelot says:

rock :wink:

Hm. Ocelot says:

rock :wink:

zakkro

awesome. hey in the substance of mgs3. there is a blooper clip where the boss and big boss play rock paper scissocrs. and guess what rock won. can u get that clip somehow

What if the scissors were made of titanium or made of diamond :)MondoCool

Why would they be made of diamond, and wouldnt that break the rules because diamond is a rock?

[QUOTE="sabru8"][QUOTE="MondoCool"]What if the scissors were made of titanium or made of diamond :)schoeffmaster

Holy crap, 101 to 9 to 8... this the most devastating poll I've ever seen! :oJustPlainLucas

That, of course, means that very few people here can think outside the box... and realize that it would be a stalemate.

Rock. Rocks have killed humans before.
bulletsword

Scissors can kill people too.

[QUOTE="bulletsword"]Rock. Rocks have killed humans before.
pianist

Scissors can kill people too.

So can paper, too, to be fair. You can get a paper cut than get infected. It is extremely rare for a cut that small to get infected wtih something bad, but it could happen.