If a zombie...

If a zombie came into your room RIGHT NOW what would you do?

i would swing my laptop bag at it and then strangle it with my Xbox controller cord

Well i have a very tiny room so i would say "****." And punch it in the face. After that its all speculation.

Make out with it :|

Just kidding, srsly I would scream and jump out my window

If it was a good looking female I may very well commit my first act of necrophilia.

I would invite him some tacos that I'm eating right now, so maybe he wouldn't eat my brains.

I'm not in my roomfunsohng

I'd grab my fork and stab it repeatedly until it got out of the way so I can run into the kitchen and grab a twinkie.

I have a long wooden rod with a large screw in it so I would use that to stab it in the head.

trap it and then chain itup outside my home use it as an undead security guard that would keep the neighbours away

Ask if it wants to play Resident Evil 5 co-op.

Put a trashcan on its head. It can't bite me then!

if it's a slow zombie and he came through the door, i'd push him back through the door with my guitar, then open my closet (which is right next to the door) and grab a baseball bat and hit the **** out of him. if it's a fast zombie, i guess i'd grab the screwdriver next to me and hope i could kill him with that.

Grab my archery bag, bust out the fire escape, keep it at 20m and take potshots :P

push it over my bed and have sex with it?

unless it was a guy zombie. Then I would push it over and stomp its head.

push it over my bed and have sex with it?

unless it was a guy zombie. Then I would push it over and stomp its head.

mrbojangles25

If a zombie came into your room RIGHT NOW what would you do?

i would swing my laptop bag at it and then strangle it with my Xbox controller cord

LiftedHeadshot

I'm not in my room right now, but I'd probably trip my brother and use him as a distraction.

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push it over my bed and have sex with it?

unless it was a guy zombie. Then I would push it over and stomp its head.

YouAmStupid

Hmmmmmm I heard unicorn horn goes for 100 dollars per gram. Maybe I need to start farming zombies, setting up stables and establishing pedigrees like racing horses.

[QUOTE="poseidonwest"]Make love with it. If it walks out on me I'll blow it's brains out...again.kussese

dont be silly, it does not

it is, umm...unnecrophilia

[QUOTE="LiftedHeadshot"]

If a zombie came into your room RIGHT NOW what would you do?

i would swing my laptop bag at it and then strangle it with my Xbox controller cord

Iantheone

I would say "Forgive me father for I have sinned" as I massacre it with the sword held by my miniature suit of armor.

[QUOTE="Iantheone"][QUOTE="LiftedHeadshot"]

If a zombie came into your room RIGHT NOW what would you do?

i would swing my laptop bag at it and then strangle it with my Xbox controller cord

kussese

Zombies cannot suffocate, strangling does nothing.

[QUOTE="kussese"][QUOTE="Iantheone"] Why would you strangle it? Zombies are dead, so therefore they do not breathe so strangling them would have no effect.VisigothSaxon

Zombies cannot suffocate, strangling does nothing.

it keeps their mouth away from you, and it is good for stress relief.

[QUOTE="kussese"][QUOTE="Iantheone"] Why would you strangle it? Zombies are dead, so therefore they do not breathe so strangling them would have no effect.VisigothSaxon

Zombies cannot suffocate, strangling does nothing.

[QUOTE="VisigothSaxon"]

[QUOTE="kussese"] I'm not so sure about this. Their bodies are obviously still working to some extent - they can walk and chew. They can also moan. You can't moan without breathing. LiftedHeadshot

Zombies cannot suffocate, strangling does nothing.

Yes I have. I tried to strangle one before, lets just say it did not go well...

Shove my fist through its face and squish it's brainz :oops:

Power up the PS3, and see if he wants to play RE5.

Shove my fist through its face and squish it's brainz :oops:

ManifestoJoe

Who is that in your avatar pic? Looks like a combo of Dwight and Kevin from The Office.

i'd probably smack it with my chair.

Kill it with fire.

I'd probably be like "HOLY S***!"

Probably hit it with either my wireless keyboard or a cardboard shipping tube (pretty sturdy) that is near me.

Smash a beer bottle over its head.