double drop kick it in the chest then slam my amp as hard as I can onto it's head and play an epic guitar solo. If there were more than one their heads would explode from the awesome.
Well i'm eating dinner right now and I have a really sharp knife with me, so I'd punch it so it would stumble a bit, proceed to pin it down and cut off its head. Afterwards I would cut off its legs and arms just in case, grab a baseball bat and bash its head a few more times because I don't know if it would still be able to bite, and then throw all of the body parts into a trash bag and proceed to dispose of it.
Depends on the zombie. If it's the classic slow and stumbling one, I'd get and grab an old fan pole I have lying around and stab it with it. If it's the fast and rabid one, I'm ****ed.
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