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#1 buldog300
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Your trapped in a room. Your arm has a large bite mark on it and zombies are right outside, trying to beat the door down. There is no way of escape and even if there was, you would still become a zombie. You have one bullet to end it all. Do you use it?

An easy choice for some but remember, suicide is a sin.

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#2 helium_flash
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Um... i'd probably wank one more off, then shoot myself.
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#3 forgetwatyahear
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i though a zombie had to actually kill you for you to become a zombie.
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#4 teh_destroyer
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i would just sit and drink a beer ;)
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#5 Wetall_basic
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I'd become a zombie,because they rock. But is this the type of zombification that causes you to come back after dead becuase of some type of disease already in the body(That is,the only reason you die is because of the disease in zombie mouths) or because of a disease spread by zombie bite. If it's the previous I'd try and escape and chop off my arm.
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#6 TheZ3nMan
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Get out there and bite a zombie, then demand them to apoligize.
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#7 tzar3
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I would make them wait just a bit more longer until I become the undead and join the legion of flesh eaters.
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#8 buldog300
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nope, one bit and the virus spreads through your blood, turning you into a zombie (so says max brooks).

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#9 Whicker89
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I'd probably lock myself in a cupboard with ZOMBIE INSIDE written on the outside. That way if they do end up ending the zombie invasion they can dispose of me safely and I didnt kill myself
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#10 darksword1123
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I probably would.
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#11 Stalicon
Member since 2007 • 192 Posts

i though a zombie had to actually kill you for you to become a zombie. userwhosnamegamespotcensors

But one bite is fatal, silly.

I'd open the door, kill the first zombie I see with the gun, and proceed to be eaten.

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#12 SunLord592
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id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

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#13 Termite551
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I'm too badass to go without a fight! I still have a few hours right? I would use that bullet to kill a few, then I would proceed to beat the crap out of the rest of them chuck norris style
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#14 SaintLeonidas
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Well seeing how Im not religious Id kill myself. I wouldnt allow myself to become a possible threat to others, and for me atleast it wouldnt be a sin.
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#15 pintabear49blue
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I will become a zombie. And then try to find the 3-legged zombie polar bear.
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#16 Wetall_basic
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I will become a zombie. And then try to find the 3-legged zombie polar bear.pintabear49blue


Don't forget that the system wars forum population would explode!
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#17 pintabear49blue
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[QUOTE="pintabear49blue"]I will become a zombie. And then try to find the 3-legged zombie polar bear.Wetall_basic


Don't forget that the system wars forum population would explode!

Thanks for the reminder.

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#18 123625
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I couldn't shoot myself, though if another was in the room with me i would let them.
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#19 -R3Vo
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id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

SunLord592

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

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#20 notconspiracy
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suicide is a sin?

umm, so are a lot of things

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#21 Whicker89
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[QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

-R3Vo

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake
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#22 Ayla0
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I'd shoot myself in a heartbeat. If suicide is a sin, letting yourself turn into a zombie to feed upon the innocent is an abomination.
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#23 buldog300
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suicide is a sin?

umm, so are a lot of things

notconspiracy

yes but suicide is the only unrepentable sin, because once you've done it your dead, therefore you can't ask for forgiveness.

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[QUOTE="-R3Vo"][QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

Whicker89

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake

Then Ashton Kutcher would pop outta seemingly nowhere.:o
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#25 SunLord592
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[QUOTE="-R3Vo"][QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

Whicker89

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake

well that be different, dont know what kind of guy would want to bite me if its a hoax. but then again weird ass ppl out there lol. to answer your question i guess id be screwed, at least i had good intentions

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#26 pintabear49blue
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[QUOTE="-R3Vo"][QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

Whicker89

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake

You will not be saying that when the 3-legged zombie polar bear comes for you.

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#27 RenegadePatriot
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I would just bite the Zombie back even harder, that should show him who's boss >_>
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#28 Whicker89
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="-R3Vo"][QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

Vyse_Legends

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake

Then Ashton Kutcher would pop outta seemingly nowhere.:o

I can imagine it now
*Ashton runs in throught the door*
YOU GOT PUNK'D
*Sees dead body with blood seeping from the head*
OH ****
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#29 pintabear49blue
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[QUOTE="notconspiracy"]

suicide is a sin?

umm, so are a lot of things

buldog300

yes but suicide is the only unrepentable sin, because once you've done it your dead, therefore you can't ask for forgiveness.

If god is real of course.

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#30 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="-R3Vo"][QUOTE="SunLord592"]

id perfer to kill my self, since i would essentially be saving lives, kill myself to save others. sounds good lol'

Whicker89

Good point, that should repent your suicide sin. For the greater good.

What if it was all an elaborate hoax and the zombies were fake

Then Ashton Kutcher would pop outta seemingly nowhere.:o

I can imagine it now
*Ashton runs in throught the door*
YOU GOT PUNK'D
*Sees dead body with blood seeping from the head*
OH ****

Someones...not getting sued.:?

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#31 DarkR34p3r
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I would do this first though. Take out my cell phone, call the person I now that pissed me off the most that I had to put up with (That's still surviving) and say, "Well, are you happy now? Look what you did." Then shoot myself so they would hear the shot through the phone. If I'm miserable before I have to die, I need to make someone else miserable after I die.
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#32 foxhound_fox
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An easy choice for some but remember, suicide is a sin. buldog300

Is that a parameter or is this just a way for you to force your beliefs down our throats?
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#33 FlaminDeath
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I'd take the first bullet and shoot one of them in the head then take any blunt or sharp object I could find and go out bashing their skulls in.

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#34 buldog300
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[QUOTE="buldog300"]An easy choice for some but remember, suicide is a sin. foxhound_fox

Is that a parameter or is this just a way for you to force your beliefs down our throats?

its a reminder to those who would take that Fact into consideration.

edit: and because its esier to say that than the following

Buddhism: suicide leads to reincarnation of lower life form

Hinduism: same thing

Muslim: same as christian

Jewish: no adverse affect/neutral

Atheist:same as jewish

agnostic: same as previous two

no religion (unless you count emos) looks up to suicide, so its easier to say its a sin than to categorize it.

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#35 ChaosRyder665
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I'd have to end it...Take the last shot at the zombies and kill them all by aiming perfectly. Making it bounce off of steel and rock and eventually killing them all. Then I'd just die of starvation and end it without commiting suicide.
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#36 CommanderShiro
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Suicide is a sin? Please.........once you're bitten you are already dead. And I'm not a Christian, so whatever is a "sin" doesn't bother me.
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#37 tader-salad
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I would do the thriller dance, nuf said
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#38 ChaosRyder665
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I would do the thriller dance, nuf saidtader-salad
Yes. Enjoy the last few minutes of your life jammin and dancin with the monsters :P
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#39 mugge5002
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i would shoot one of the zombies, then become one myself so it's an even trade-off and i'm not allowing more zombies into the world but i still get to be one.
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#40 Rattlesnake_8
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Id become a zombie.. its not like your still there anyway. It would be the same as being dead, you have minimal brain function, but you have no spirit. And even if it still was you, not just a mindless slow body stumbling around, it could be fun. Frustrating at how slow you move.. but fun.. well not really, it'd be pretty boring and then all the zombies starve to death eventually.
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#41 dante_123456
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amputate my arm as soon as i get bitten :)
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#42 buldog300
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amputate my arm as soon as i get bitten :)dante_123456

I'm suprised no one suggested that before.

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#43 st1ckball
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Run out there and kick every single male in the crotch... then when I become a zombie, I'll be the only one in the world who can reproduxe and zombanity will be forever consist of my offspring
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#44 CubePrime_basic
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amputate my arm as soon as i get bitten :)dante_123456
sweet
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#45 freshgman
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i would run into the streets and take down as many zombies as possible b4 i go
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#46 groovdafied
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I think God or your God wouldn't mind you taking your life, knowing that your body wont go around killing other people.
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#47 filiwian
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I'd just become one of them.
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#48 jrhawk42
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I'd bite another zombie to reverse the effects.
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#49 fallconet
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Your trapped in a room. Your arm has a large bite mark on it and zombies are right outside, trying to beat the door down. There is no way of escape and even if there was, you would still become a zombie. You have one bullet to end it all. Do you use it?

An easy choice for some but remember, suicide is a sin.

buldog300

to me, a hopeless fight against hundreds of zombies a bit more sounds lik a sin..i shoot myself immediately.

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#50 MrGeezer
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Your trapped in a room. Your arm has a large bite mark on it and zombies are right outside, trying to beat the door down. There is no way of escape and even if there was, you would still become a zombie. You have one bullet to end it all. Do you use it?

An easy choice for some but remember, suicide is a sin.

buldog300

Honestly, I'd just turn into a zombie.

Once I became a zombie, I'd be too stupiud to care what happens to me.

And I'm actually sort of interested in what it feels like to turn into a zombie.

But either way, the me that I know is gonna be dead anyway. And it's like they say...if you can't beat them, join them.