If A Zombie Was Elected President of the US, What Would They Do?

Well? This is a spin off of the other thread, but this might have more potential.

EDIT: I did not create this thread to make fun of McCain. That is only the opinion of the users who posted them.

Elect McCain and we'll see...

Wait - a braindead president, only capable of being a slave to primal urges...?

"Mrrrhhhhh... Must... finish... what...father...started..."

They wouldn't do anything.

They'd open up a chain of KFC's.DigitalExile

Seriously not funny.

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]They'd open up a chain of KFC's._LiquidFlame_

Seriously not funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs14l1JqM3E

This song would get spammed a lot :P

They would stare at fireworks.

They'd open up a chain of KFC's.DigitalExile

Come on down we got fresh brains here at Kentucky Fried Cranium

Hold a draft and amass an army of undead, become the first undead dictatorship. Zombie blitzkriegs anyone? worthyofnote

Actually wouldn't it get assasinated?

[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]Hold a draft and amass an army of undead, become the first undead dictatorship. Zombie blitzkriegs anyone? foggy666

But that's just me.

[QUOTE="foggy666"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"]Hold a draft and amass an army of undead, become the first undead dictatorship. Zombie blitzkriegs anyone? worthyofnote

But that's just me.

i see no flaw in your logic, but fast zombies are scary so I just keep imagining them slow so I can outrun them, that scene in 28 weeks later where he run away from the house to the boat on the river with all the crazy rage zombies running like hell after him was unnerving to say the least.

[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

[QUOTE="foggy666"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"]Hold a draft and amass an army of undead, become the first undead dictatorship. Zombie blitzkriegs anyone? foggy666

But that's just me.

i see no flaw in your logic, but fast zombies are scary so I just keep imagining them slow so I can outrun them, that scene in 28 weeks later where he run away from the house to the boat on the river with all the crazy rage zombies running like hell after him was unnerving to say the least.

So in such a situation, what would you do?