If dogs can urinate in public why can't we?

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#1 Diablo112688
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

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#2 aaronmullan
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Because we're not dogs. :|
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#3 194197844077667059316682358889
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

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#4 SunofVich
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I didn't know public urination was illegal. You mean everytime I go in a port-o-potty its illegal? it is after all public.

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#5 ZenesisX
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In some areas people do, you speak of unnatural laws but one unnatural one would be us not being allowed to pee inside.

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#6 Theokhoth
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Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

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#7 Diablo112688
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[QUOTE="Diablo112688"]

I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

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I feel that it is natural.
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#8 Diablo112688
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Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

Theokhoth
We are dogs.
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#9 Oleg_Huzwog
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Dogs can also walk around naked and sniff random crotches.

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#10 Brutal_Elitegs
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Well dogs also sniff other dogs' butts so yeah...
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#11 wiidskirby
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I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why can't we walk around naked in public, panting, and making weird noises whenever someone walks by us?

I think that if we just were walking along in the park and went, most people would find that disturbing, as they had grown accustomed to seeing adults whom they don't know as being clothed.

And I don't really think putting a dog in prison would teach the dog anything.

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#12 flordeceres
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Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

Theokhoth

All men are dogs !

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#13 shoot-first
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I certainly would not appreciate someone urinating on a park bench where people sit.

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#14 Theokhoth
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Dogs can also walk around naked and sniff random crotches.

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Now that's something that should be allowed.

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#15 194197844077667059316682358889
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Dogs can also walk around naked and sniff random crotches.

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... I like where this is going
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#16 jrhawk42
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wait we can't urinate in public?

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#17 Laihendi
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

Diablo112688
I know someone who does urinate in public somewhat frequently. He's been doing it for many years, and hasn't gotten in trouble for it yet.
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#18 Niff_T
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

Diablo112688

We are dogs.

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

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#19 Laihendi
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[QUOTE="Diablo112688"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

Niff_T

We are dogs.

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own.
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#20 wiidskirby
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[QUOTE="Diablo112688"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

Niff_T

We are dogs.

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

You mean they're not chocolate?!!? :evil:

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#21 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Niff_T"]

[QUOTE="Diablo112688"] We are dogs.Laihendi

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own.

Well, logically, you should eat your cat's feces.

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#22 Laihendi
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[QUOTE="Laihendi"][QUOTE="Niff_T"]

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

Theokhoth

My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own.

Well, logically, you should eat your cat's feces.

I don't because of sanitary issues, along with the negative social consequences, the foul smell, and the horrible taste that I assume would accompany it.
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#23 ZenesisX
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[QUOTE="Laihendi"][QUOTE="Niff_T"]

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

Theokhoth

My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own.

Well, logically, you should eat your cat's feces.

Im not even sure where this conversation is even headed anymore........

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#24 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="Laihendi"] My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own. Laihendi

Well, logically, you should eat your cat's feces.

I don't because of sanitary issues, along with the negative social consequences, the foul smell, and the horrible taste that I assume would accompany it.

Yeah, but your dog does it.

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#25 Makemap
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you saying you want humans to stoop to the social levels of dogs?

flordeceres

All men are dogs !

Lol, We not allow us to pee anywhere we want :P.

All men = Monkeys(exclude the tree jumping)

Oooo Ooo Aaa Aaa!

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#26 cousin_eddy
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because we are further evolved then dogs?
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#27 Chris_Williams
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Because we're not dogs. :|aaronmullan
bingooo..its like saying if dogs are naked in public why can't we be?
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#28 Diablo112688
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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"]Because we're not dogs. :|Chris_Williams
bingooo..its like saying if dogs are naked in public why can't we be?

Bingo my ***. We are dogs.
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#29 astiop
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Dogs can also walk around naked and sniff random crotches.

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And dryhump anyone they see. Yes, I want to drop to their level.
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#30 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Dogs do ALOT of thigns in public I am sure most would not even consider doing, not even in private.
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#31 -Tish-
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Why would you even wanna urinate in public? Unless you're out of reach of a toilet, but still...
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#32 Colin1192
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Do you really wanna see some huge fat nasty guy hunkering down to take a dump? I didnt think so

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#33 IZoMBiEI
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obviously you dont live in san francisco, where public urination is all to common.

and just for the record, its gross and makes the streets smell.

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#34 194197844077667059316682358889
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obviously you dont live in san francisco, where public urination is all to common.

and just for the record, its gross and makes the streets smell.

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I apologize :oops:
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#35 IZoMBiEI
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="IZoMBiEI"]

obviously you dont live in san francisco, where public urination is all to common.

and just for the record, its gross and makes the streets smell.

I apologize :oops:

haha thats alright.
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#36 DarkPrinceXC
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[QUOTE="Niff_T"]

[QUOTE="Diablo112688"] We are dogs.Laihendi

Really, cause I don't know many people that eat their own feces.

My dog eats my cat's feces, not his own.

This.
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#37 Cathan
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

Diablo112688
Here's a question for you, sir. Why do you desire to pee in public?
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#38 ps3wizard45
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Because pplz dunt wanna see your junk! :x

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#39 ferrari2001
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Because we're not dogs. :|aaronmullan
Alright this deserves a /thread.
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#40 brickdoctor
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Who says we can't urinate in public?

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#41 Null--Fox
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Dogs can also walk around naked and sniff random crotches.

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I lol'd at this :D

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#42 0Tyler0
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It's convenient to go inside, and dogs can't use a toilet (most of them).. So they're expected to go on the lawn
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#43 DarkSmokeNinja
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

Diablo112688

You're absolutly right

[spoiler] Just kidding, you're absolutely wrong and disgusting...ew [/spoiler]

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#44 Sajedene
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Who says we can't urinate in public?

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This. We are just trained not to. I mean, if you really wanted to, you can train a dog to only go indoors or in a specific spot.
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#45 Enchanting_Tim
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I don't really understand why we can't urinate in public... it is normal... we are actually meant to urinate outside. It should actually be illegal to urinate indoors. Why are we stablishing unnatural laws? I am confused.

Diablo112688

Well...tis also natural for dogs to hump anything, yet when I try to do this they arrest me. :(

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#46 Avistann
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Who says we can't urinate in public?

brickdoctor
The law, it is illegal in many places. Some states can even land sex charges on you for being too revealing in public.
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#47 SpidersRMe
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I think society expect better from us than animals is a positive thing.

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#48 LikeHaterade
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obviously you dont live in san francisco, where public urination is all to common.

and just for the record, its gross and makes the streets smell.

IZoMBiEI

Ahhh New Orleans. When I took a trip to New Orleans for a Van Halen concert, some guy driving down the street pulled his car up on the curb, cracked the door and started urinating on the curb. He then casually closed his door and drove off. I lol'd.

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#49 ariz3260
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Here's an anti-Nike Slogan: Just don't do it!

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Because we dont have tails