If Greek and Norse gods went to war, who would win?

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Let's say that the Norse Gods rule Earth A and the Greek gods rule Earth B. Earth A and B are next to each other. Inevitably, someone pisses someone else off and now each set of Gods wants to rule both Earths. Note that it's just the Gods doing the fighting here, the Greeks can't bring in the Titans(Moros would make it unfair).

Readysetfight!

BJ Penn.

Not only would the Greek Gods win, they would have sex with the Norse Gods afterwards. They're hardcore like that (especially Zeus).

I think the Norse ones only because they seem more war-like.

The Greek Gods (or deities in general) were predominantly personifications of cultural, psychological and societal concepts (justice, family, hate, agriculture, love, craftsmanship etc).

Not only would the Greek Gods win, they would have sex with the Norse Gods afterwards. They're hardcore like that (especially Zeus).

entropyecho

Zeus and thor would probably cancel each other out. Hmm overall I'd have to say greek for sure.

I think the Norse ones only because they seem more war-like.

The Greek Gods (or deities in general) were predominantly personifications of cultural, psychological and societal concepts (justice, family, hate, agriculture, love, craftsmanship etc).

Teenaged

from what i remember the norse were the same as well.

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I think the Norse ones only because they seem more war-like.

The Greek Gods (or deities in general) were predominantly personifications of cultural, psychological and societal concepts (justice, family, hate, agriculture, love, craftsmanship etc).

Espada12

from what i remember the norse were the same as well.

I mean the Greek gods were usually pretty laid back, despite the wars they may have partaken in.

Zeus and thor would probably cancel each other out. Hmm overall I'd have to say greek for sure.

Espada12

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Zeus and thor would probably cancel each other out. Hmm overall I'd have to say greek for sure.

Head_of_games

Well zeus and thor both control lightning was where I was getting at lol

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I think the Norse ones only because they seem more war-like.

The Greek Gods (or deities in general) were predominantly personifications of cultural, psychological and societal concepts (justice, family, hate, agriculture, love, craftsmanship etc).

Teenaged

from what i remember the norse were the same as well.

I mean the Greek gods were usually pretty laid back, despite the wars they may have partaken in.

I actually don't know, I have very limited knowledge of them myself. I'd assume so since warriors went to valhalla, that sort of promoted fighting lol

Norse cus Kratos killed all the Greek ones.kweeni

[QUOTE="kweeni"]Norse cus Kratos killed all the Greek ones.Head_of_games

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Zeus and thor would probably cancel each other out. Hmm overall I'd have to say greek for sure.

Head_of_games

The Hindu gods would pwn them both, most of them have more arms than Goro :o stick a gun in each and your looking at Blasto level carnage 8).

The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

Ragnarok1051

Reproducing another generation of gods and then all of them would own the Norse gods!!!

The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

Ragnarok1051

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The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

th3warr1or

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The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

Teenaged

Reproducing another generation of gods and then all of them would own the Norse gods!!!

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The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

Teenaged

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Not only would the Greek Gods win, they would have sex with the Norse Gods afterwards. They're hardcore like that (especially Zeus).

Teenaged

That's what I was thinking.

depends. will the greek gods be able to send their greatest champions such as odysseus, ajax, hercules, achilles, etc? if so, then the greek gods all the way

Norse. The Norse gods were a race of warrior gods. Why do I say this? Look, their idea of heaven(Valhalla) was they would die and then spend the rest of their lives fighting and feasting for eternity. The Greeks don't even have an equivalent of Valhalla. th3warr1or

Norse. The Norse gods were a race of warrior gods. Why do I say this? Look, their idea of heaven(Valhalla) was they would die and then spend the rest of their lives fighting and feasting for eternity. The Greeks don't even have an equivalent of Valhalla. th3warr1or

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]Norse. The Norse gods were a race of warrior gods. Why do I say this? Look, their idea of heaven(Valhalla) was they would die and then spend the rest of their lives fighting and feasting for eternity. The Greeks don't even have an equivalent of Valhalla. aaronmullan

[QUOTE="Nude_Dude"] I guess Mt. Olympus is not what you're looking for.th3warr1or

Well, the Greeks had The Elysian Fields, but if I remember correctly it was for human warriors, not Gods.

[QUOTE="Nude_Dude"] I guess Mt. Olympus is not what you're looking for.th3warr1or

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Nude_Dude"] I guess Mt. Olympus is not what you're looking for.entropyecho

Well, the Greeks had The Elysian Fields, but if I remember correctly it was for human warriors, not Gods.

Hm...taking a look at the family trees of both Greek and Norse gods:

Greek

Norse (not fully correct or complete but anyways)

I'm starting to lean more on the Greek god side. (both seem to have a passion for sexual intercourse :P)

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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"] Nope, Mt Olympus would be the equivalent of Asgard. Valhalla is like.. a huuuuge hall.. Hence "the Halls of Valhalla". th3warr1or

Well, the Greeks had The Elysian Fields, but if I remember correctly it was for human warriors, not Gods.

Exactly. In Elysia you lay around in peaceful green fields. In Valhalla you fight all day, every day for eternity in preparation for Ragnarok.

Greek gods can't die while Norse gods can...its fairly obvious who would win.

Greek gods can't die while Norse gods can...its fairly obvious who would win.

UnknownSniper65

Kratos would like a word with you.

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Greek gods can't die while Norse gods can...its fairly obvious who would win.

worlock77

Kratos would like a word with you.

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The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

Teenaged

Reproducing another generation of gods and then all of them would own the Norse gods!!!

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The Greek gods wouldn't even show up because they would be too busy having sex.

McJugga

Reproducing another generation of gods and then all of them would own the Norse gods!!!

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Greek gods can't die while Norse gods can...its fairly obvious who would win.

Nude_Dude

Kratos would like a word with you.

Ether way it's all fiction, so it doesn't matter.

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Kratos would like a word with you.

worlock77

Ether way it's all fiction, so it doesn't matter.

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[QUOTE="Nude_Dude"] Let me guess, you also regard the movie Troy as a valid interpretation of the original work of Homer? :P Kratos would most likely be dead the moment he would set off to find the gods. McJugga

Ether way it's all fiction, so it doesn't matter.

Sure, until someone drew a three panel strip dipicting the Norse gods destroying the Greek gods.

Kratos lol

Probably be a stalemate... they are gods after all.

The Norse gods would win, but that doesn't stop me from worshipping Greek gods. They know how to enjoy the finer things in life unlike those Norse warmongerers. Bacchus, FTW.