If Jesus returned...

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#1 gamedude2020
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....would you suddenly become a bible loving, good person? Or stick your sinful lifestyle:twisted: ?
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#2 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Get him to come down here, and then I'll have your answer. This is too loaded a question to be able to presume my own mind.
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#3 deepdreamer256
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I'd probably try to kill him to prevent the apocalypse.
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#4 clembo1990
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how would we know?

Jesus has returned 1000s of times allegedly.

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#5 Wolf-avatar
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Im a Christan,So I dont have to.
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#6 jimmyjammer69
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I wouldn't believe for a moment that it was the good fella himself. Spanish speaking countries are full of Jesuses, what would make me so sure this was the real deal?
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#7 Adrianstalker
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I would still not believe in it

and he wont never return, just a normal chap he was

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#8 RenegadePatriot
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I would just be myself if Jesus returned.
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#9 bsman00
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that what i never understood why people try to tell people to believe in jesus... it says in the bible when he comes back, he will give you a 2nd chance to believe in him...

But jesus is not coming back

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#10 KG86
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I'd probably ask him to help me make some new cabinets for my kitchen.
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#11 deactivated-6224691f9a882
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Id say he's pretty sick and didn't have anything better to do than enslave humanity? (ooh i'm touchy today!)
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#12 Adrianstalker
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By the way, Bible loving and good person doesn't necessarily go together
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I'd probably ask him to help me make some new cabinets for my kitchen.KG86
Yeah, if you want some really really really old fashioned cabinets. >_>
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#14 Wolf-avatar
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By the way, Bible loving and good person doesn't necessarily go togetherAdrianstalker

Yeah,I hate people who take the bible way to serious.There always like "IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL BURN IN HELL" and stuff,They give us Christan's bad names. >_>

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#15 clembo1990
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[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]By the way, Bible loving and good person doesn't necessarily go togetherWolf-avatar

Yeah,I hate people who take the bible way to serious.There always like "IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL BURN IN HELL" and stuff,They give us Christan's bad names. >_>

I thought it was the people who declared every war in human history under the name of God, but I may be wrong.

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#16 bsman00
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Luis_de_Jesus_Miranda well jesus has returned didnt you know

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#17 deactivated-6224691f9a882
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P.S. good job he didn't have a wife. "Where the hell have you been! we need a new kitchen, the baths leaking, have you been with that mary magdalen? etc etc
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#18 Hoobinator
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I don't mean to offend anyone, but would Jesus get through immigration control in America, looking the way people believe he looks, and possibly dressing in traditional 2000 year old Middle Eastern clothes?

Would he get in, along with his possible vocal opposition to the economic injustices around the world based on the prevailing free market economic theory, usury and fiat currency we have today, all of which the US government believes in. His vocal opposition to possibly many stances of which many governments around the world adhere to, war as a business, economic inequality, lies and deception make me suspect that he would be routinely monitored even if he did get in.

I'm being serious here and this isn't questioning Jesus, but the governments of the world. In todays climate he'd have a very hard time.

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#19 Funky_Llama
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That's impossible, it would mean that blackregiment was right about something.

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#20 Funky_Llama
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Im a Christan,So I dont have to.Wolf-avatar
Christians never have sinful lifestyles?
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#21 -PaCMaN-
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If he is the person they claim him to be, then i will feel more then inclined to show my gratitude to the person that sacrifice his life for mines. You would have to be a complete demon to disrespect him if he is indeed real.

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#22 deactivated-59d151f079814
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I don't mean to offend anyone, but would Jesus get through immigration control in America, looking the way people believe he looks, and possibly dressing in traditional 2000 year old Middle Eastern clothes?

Would he get in, along with his possible vocal opposition to the economic injustices around the world based on the prevailing free market economic theory, usury and fiat currency we have today, all of which the US government believes in. His vocal opposition to possibly many stances of which many governments around the world adhere to, war as a business, economic inequality, lies and deception make me suspect that he would be routinely monitored even if he did get in.

I'm being serious here and this isn't questioning Jesus, but the governments of the world. In todays climate he'd have a very hard time.

Hoobinator

Don't forget he is a homeless bum, that people like the Pope who lives in a castle worship.. The irony ;)

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#23 Harshvardhan666
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That's impossible, it would mean that blackregiment was right about something.

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ROFL.And that we were wrong about those enormous posts where 90% of it were bible verses.
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#24 Funky_Llama
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[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]

That's impossible, it would mean that blackregiment was right about something.

Harshvardhan666
ROFL.And that we were wrong about those enormous posts where 90% of it were bible verses.

I would cry myself to sleep if it turned out he was right all along :lol:
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#25 Sam_Phisher
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I'd ask why the hell he played stupid and let Judas betray him if he knew he was going to get backstabbed by him

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#26 Super_Socialist
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i think he would be put in an asylum
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#27 Epak_
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I'd offer him booze and tobacco.
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#28 SaintLeonidas
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Ask him for proof that he is the Jesus the bible talks about, proof he is the son of god, then if he proves to me fully he is who he says he is, Id probably punch him and ask to speak with god because I got a bone to pick with him concerning many issues.

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#29 Diablo112688
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I would ask him if he likes Bob Dylan.. if he doesn't than we would have a problem.
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#30 bean-with-bacon
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Maybe, I rather disagree with christian ideoligies but the threat of eternal damnation can be quite convincing I guess... So I would join through fear and self preservation and not through love or worship... So I'd probably go to hell anyway... hmm...
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#31 ElectronicMagic
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If the Jesus of the Christian bible returned, I wouldn't be changing my ways. I'm of the mind that if you show me proof the existence, I will acknowledge it as fact, but that still wouldn't make me change. Because if the god of the Christian bible was to hypothetically be real, I would want to be as far from it as possible. So in Christian mythology, that would be Hell.