If Santa appeared in your house on Christmas eve night. What would you do?

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Grab my hockey stick in case i need a weapon then call the police.

I'd call the cops. I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fat man in a red suit go around calling me a Ho and eating all my cookies and milk.

Wow no one has chosen the 3rd option O.o

"What's up **** you tryin' to eat these stale cookies? What you got in the bag? How fast is your sled? Are you some sort of spy, how do you keep tabs on everyone in the world? How do you get into houses without chimneys?" Id probably bore him to death with a ton of questions.

If he left me a good gift then I would just say bye and be a very good person the following year. If my gift was crappy well then I would take him hostage and demand he call the north pole and have his workers get to work on making me a new gift.

Tie him up and beat the crap out of him with a hammer then take all of his goodies.

I said i would punch him and jack his stuff, but seriously i would punch him and call th e cops

Scream, beat him up and ask where the hell my parents went with my presents.

Yah, I know pretty much everything I'm getting because I was with my mum when she brought it :D

i'd realize that im probably drunk and that im just seeing things, and that i need to stop the booze

tell him if he tries anything stupid, Christmas will be over, permanently.

Capture him and sell him on the black market.

step one: steal his underpants

step two: ?????

step three: profit!!

I would think to myself, is this John Wayne Gacy's brother? and if so, what's in the sack? :P

'kill it with fire'

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Hellfury360

I'd be like "Yo, Santa, Dogg, wazzup!?

And then he'd be like "nuttin', G!"

Then we would fist-bump. 8)

Who the **** is this fat guy in my house? BOOM HEADSHOT. Oh..GamerForca

I Laughed soo hard. I can imagine someone doing that.

Get the gun and ask where the **** my presents were.

I'd give him a hug and shed a tear.

I can't believe I didn't believe for all these years!

It's okay Joe, said Santa. At least now you do!

I love you Santa.

And I love you too.

I would stand there and eat my gingerbread cookies...

I'd ask him if he ever heard of a tread mill, lol .. or if he ever got freaky with a elf girl ? Lol ..

Kill him for propagating the communist ideology:x.

Invite him inside for some cookies, eggnog, and a few rounds of Super Smash Bros., then give him a twenty and ask for my presents early.enterawesome

:shock: You'd try and BRIBE Santa? Shame on You!

[spoiler] Just Kidding... [/spoiler]

I'd hide in my room and call the police. Who knows if it REALLY is Santa, not just some fat burglar. :P