If Santa appeared in your house on Christmas eve night. What would you do?

I'd call the cops. I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fat man in a red suit go around calling me a Ho and eating all my cookies and milk.

BumFluff122

probably the same as this guy ^^^

I'd punch him and jack his stuff. That's how I greet everyone I meet.

Give him a hug and invite him inside for a beer and cookies

Simple. Post about it on gamespot.

I'd ask him for the official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle.

He'd tell me that I'd shoot my eye out, call me a ho three times, and push me down a red slide with his boot.

Shoot him in his Fat Face

Punch him and jack his stuff

Jack is stuff, probably already add a good stash from robbing the other houses.

give him a dirty look and shout "its round 2 *****!"

Tell him to stop eating the cookies. I dont think he will be able to get trough doors soon, yet alone chimneys...

I would attack him thinking it was a burglar being a smartass.

Stop drinking.socked_feet

...or drink more, hmmmmm?

smoke a bowl with him.

id get my presents and get over it,

"Hm... should I bake you a cookie or something?"

If Santa appeared in my house on Christmas eve night?

My wait would be over. I have been hunting him for 30 years.

My my you people are violent :P

Jump on his belly.

Grab my shotgun and shoot his fat ass back up the Chimney before calling the cops....

If he shows me presents, then i may reconsider. Or shoot him and take his bag of presents, hide it, then call the cops......

This.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA