If someone pulled a gun on you...?

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#1 trapper94
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If someone pulled a gun on me and tolled me to give him every thing I have, I would jump in the air, doing absolutely nothing, then I would point and say look over there, he dosent fall for it then I would try to slap the gun out of his hand but I would miss, then he/she would say "Give the ******* goods" the I would fall on the ground and stand up, Then I would give him the $3.37 in my pocket and walk away!
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#2 Dark__Link
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"Tolled"? :|
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#3 aaronmullan
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I'd run...Run far.
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#4 Rikardur
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I'd give him the $500 in my wallet and watch him get mugged.
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#5 elblanquito_81
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Unless he shoots you for hesitating.

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#6 kakkarott23
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I would just shoot you for acting like an ass...........I don't carry enough money on me to be concerned about him taking it. I think the robber would end up giving me some money since I never carry it.
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#7 R0cky_Racc00n
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I'd do a side block then break his arm.
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#9 PsychoT4Prez
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I would say Chuck Norris is behind you.
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#10 trapper94
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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]"Tolled"? :|Lil_Dwayne

Ease off, really. If you didnt understand what he ment, your intelligence needs to be questioned.

On topic: I would grab it quick.

That's funny, You made me lagh.
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#11 trapper94
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I'd run...Run far.aaronmullan
Umm. he kinda has a gun, last I shot a gun I knew they could shoot "far"
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#12 MrGeezer
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I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ***, and pull the ****ing trigger til it goes "click".
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#13 shaza91
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I'd eat his gun. Then I'd eat him.
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#14 Half-Life_man
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I'd give him my stuff but then when he turned around smackhim in the spine with whatever large weapon was at hand.
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#15 the1stfandb
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It all depends but if I hand over the "goods" he would probably get about $1-5, because I rarely carry any money just a little bit if I get hungry
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#16 elblanquito_81
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I would just shoot you for acting like an ass...........I don't carry enough money on me to be concerned about him taking it. I think the robber would end up giving me some money since I never carry it.kakkarott23
That reminds me of when I got mugged on the subway a few years ago. Guy sits next to me, grabs me by jacket collar and asks me how much money I got on me while giving me his best "I'm a badass mofo" look. I reach into my pocket, take out four dollars in singles, count it out loud in front of him and hand it to him. The look of disappointment on his face was worth the possible beatdown I could've gotten.

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#17 clock_of_omens
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i wouldnt have anything so they would be wasting their time
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#18 MetroidPrimePwn
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I'd pull out my wrench, because as I've learned from BioShock, wrenches are more powerful than any gun in the game.
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#19 iGaze
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i'd **** the ****ing **** then **** him so hard hed ****ing have to **** a dead wolf to ****ing continue his ****ing worthless life
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#20 Twiggiy
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I'd touch his shoulder. >_>
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#21 X360PS3AMD05
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I'd say "pull that smoke wagon" 8)
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Call them TMNT.
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#23 Shiggums
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If I was being robbed, I'd give all my money right away. If they pulled a gun on me for another reason, well...**** I'd probably have done something very wrong and would most likely get shot...
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#24 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I would say that I have a bomb strapped underneath my shirt and that if he pulls the trigger, I'd let it go off and we'd both die.
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#25 Truth_Seekr
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I'd comply to a certain point

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#26 romainsimoni
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I would divine shield myself and heartstone out to my house.
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#27 Rikusaki
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I would kick the gun into the air, catch it, take the ammo out and throw it far away. Then I would call the police.
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#28 Gretzky_99rockz
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I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.
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#29 Truth_Seekr
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pretend to have a seizure !!!

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#30 pianist
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Sure you would. It's really easy to say what you might do if you have a gun pointed at you, but in reality, most people who find themselves in that situation will do the only sane thing to do - cooperate with the gunman. Self-preservation is a tough instinct to fight. Even stupidity is quelled by it.... most of the time.
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#31 pianist
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I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.Gretzky_99rockz

It's a sad thing, really, but many people have been shot because they had nothing to turn over.

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#32 Lab392
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I'd pee myself a little bit, then I'd give him my stuff.
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[QUOTE="Gretzky_99rockz"]I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.pianist

It's a sad thing, really, but many people have been shot because they had nothing to turn over.

Yep. That's why you should ALWAYS carry between $20 and $40 on you. Then, if you get robbed, at least you can make an offering to the gunman.

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#34 SOTE
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I'd eat his gun. Then I'd eat him.shaza91

You are a hungry fella aren't ya?

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#35 pianist
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[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="Gretzky_99rockz"]I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.MrGeezer

It's a sad thing, really, but many people have been shot because they had nothing to turn over.

Yep. That's why you should ALWAYS carry between $20 and $40 on you. Then, if you get robbed, at least you can make an offering to the gunman.

:lol:

I tend to just avoid places where it would be easy to be mugged. And obviously, not everyone is going to shoot you just because you don't have money. It's just been known to happen.

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#36 shaza91
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[QUOTE="shaza91"]I'd eat his gun. Then I'd eat him.SOTE

You are a hungry fella aren't ya?

Fear gives me an appetite.

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#37 Dark__Link
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="Gretzky_99rockz"]I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.pianist

It's a sad thing, really, but many people have been shot because they had nothing to turn over.

Yep. That's why you should ALWAYS carry between $20 and $40 on you. Then, if you get robbed, at least you can make an offering to the gunman.

:lol:

I tend to just avoid places where it would be easy to be mugged. And obviously, not everyone is going to shoot you just because you don't have money. It's just been known to happen.

I'd shoot you if you didn't have enough money. Just so you know.

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#38 Penguin_dragon
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Maybe be the first time that a falcon punch might actually be a plausible answer.
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#39 pianist
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I'd shoot you if you didn't have enough money. Just so you know.

Dark__Link

I'll take that under advisement. I'm sure many people would shoot me whether or not I had enough money. :P

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#40 br0kenrabbit
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I had someone point a gun my direction after he broke into my house and started coming up the steps to where I was. What did I do? I shot him. And I'd do it again. If you put my safety in jeopardy, I'm going to use whatever I have available to keep myself safe, regardless if it's at the expense of the perp. Lethal force is a legal right I will exercise when threatened.
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#41 Iron_will
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I would try to find the nearest lake and dive, dive Deep.
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#42 pianist
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I would try to find the nearest lake and dive, dive Deep.Iron_will

Just hope he doesn't have depth charges.

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#43 Hoyt34
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umm..

probably sleep with his daughter just to get him back.:D

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#44 105506
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If you're going to shoot, you better kill me or else i'll go after you.

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#45 Brutal_Elitegs
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If you're going to shoot, you better kill me or else i'll go after you.

105506

that's one thing you should never say.

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#46 KG86
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I would cower like a little girl.
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#47 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="105506"]

If you're going to shoot, you better kill me or else i'll go after you.

Brutal_Elitegs

that's one thing you should never say.

Yeah, definitely. One thing you never do is threaten the guy pointing a gun at you.
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#48 RenegadePatriot
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I would just drop down and act dead and hopefully they would go away >_>
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#49 MrGeezer
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="Gretzky_99rockz"]I'd point and laugh at him and say "you thought you were gonna get some money!?!?! You picked the wrong guy to rob!!" Then flash pocket lint at hm.pianist

It's a sad thing, really, but many people have been shot because they had nothing to turn over.

Yep. That's why you should ALWAYS carry between $20 and $40 on you. Then, if you get robbed, at least you can make an offering to the gunman.

:lol:

I tend to just avoid places where it would be easy to be mugged. And obviously, not everyone is going to shoot you just because you don't have money. It's just been known to happen.

Well, some people can't avoid such places. Like, they might work/live in the ghetto and not have a car, so they have to walk to work in a bad neighborhood.

So yeah, if that's the case, it might not hurt to carry some money on you just in case you get robbed.

But on the other hand, if you have to walk through the same area every day, I suppose that the gunmen might learn your work schedule. Then they're gonna be robbing your ass every day, since you always have $40 on you. It'd be just like having bullies steal your lunch money in school, except a lot worse.

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#50 jdc6305
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I had a gun pulled on me and I was shot at the guy fired a whole clip at me. I ended up jumping off a freeway bridge and landed next to a river. I ran under the bridge and tripped over some rocks and landed on some glass. I had chunks glass stuck in my hand and I didn't think twice about stopping. I got up and keep running for 10 more minutes. It was at night and it was pitch black I couldn't see where I was going.