If someone pulled a gun on you...?

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#51 Thiago26792
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Give him what i got. It's not like I will play with my life, man.
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#52 Hoyt34
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I had a gun pulled on me and I was shot at the guy fired a whole clip at me. I ended up jumping off a freeway bridge and landed next to a river. I ran under the bridge and tripped over some rocks and landed on some glass. I had chunks glass stuck in my hand and I didn't think twice about stopping. I got up and keep running for 10 more minutes. It was at night and it was pitch black I couldn't see where I was going. jdc6305

dude...:shock:

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#53 MetroidPrimePwn
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I would try to find the nearest lake and dive, dive deep.Iron_will

I'd love to see how this would work out in Arizona.

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#54 RiSkyBiZ-13
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If someone pulled a gun on me and tolled me to give him every thing I have, I would jump in the air, doing absolutely nothing, then I would point and say look over there, he dosent fall for it then I would try to slap the gun out of his hand but I would miss, then he/she would say "Give the ******* goods" the I would fall on the ground and stand up, Then I would give him the $3.37 in my pocket and walk away!trapper94

What kind of hood says "Give the goods" lmao. Me personally, I'd probably urinate in my pants, vomit all over myself, and then pass out. He'd probably leave the wallet due to the risk of getting my pee on his hand.

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#55 Clampdown79
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I wouldn't know what to do, we all plan and I say what were going to do. But probably nothing compares to the real thing.
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#56 Ghost_702
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I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ***, and pull the ****ing trigger til it goes "click".
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Man that's brutal.

I would begin the most epic stare down contest of all time. I have medals for my uncanny ability to not blink for long periods of time. My biggest trophy (and most miraculous) was awarded to me when I didn't blink for a total of 6 and a half minutes while staring down a bottle nosed dolphin.

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#57 Kuhu
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I would eat the gun. He wouldn't see that coming. Then I would eat his eyes and replace the sockets with gumballs or nice chocolate eggs to keep it pretty.
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#59 JCblueside
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If he is pointing the gun at point blank range right at my face I would pull his hand holding the gun towards the back of my left shoulder and at the same time kicking his guts then slip the gun off of his arm, get the weapon and there the tide has turned.

The other move I could do is grab his wrist on the hand with the gun pointing upwards and away from me then lean towards him and deliver a solid punch to the armpit and elbow him to the face. This method should be done really quick so that he wont be able to react at all.

However if he is pointing the gun at me at range then I'll just give him the money. :P

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#60 RiSkyBiZ-13
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If he is pointing the gun at point blank range right at my face I would pull his hand holding the gun towards the back of my left shoulder and at the same time kicking his guts then slip the gun off of his arm, get the weapon and there the tide has turned.

The other move I could do is grab his wrist on the hand with the gun pointing upwards and away from me then lean towards him and deliver a solid punch to the armpit and elbow him to the face. This method should be done really quick so that he wont be able to react at all.

However if he is pointing the gun at me at range then I'll just give him the money. :P

JCblueside

No, I garuntee you wouldn't do anything of the sort. My above post is the only honest one on this thread =P

p.s. we're not in the Matrix, and you're not Jet Li. Stop typing the garbage you learned at Tiger Schullman's Karate after soccer practice.

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#63 Lil_Dwayne
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[QUOTE="JCblueside"]

If he is pointing the gun at point blank range right at my face I would pull his hand holding the gun towards the back of my left shoulder and at the same time kicking his guts then slip the gun off of his arm, get the weapon and there the tide has turned.

The other move I could do is grab his wrist on the hand with the gun pointing upwards and away from me then lean towards him and deliver a solid punch to the armpit and elbow him to the face. This method should be done really quick so that he wont be able to react at all.

However if he is pointing the gun at me at range then I'll just give him the money. :P

RiSkyBiZ-13

No, I garuntee you wouldn't do anything of the sort. My above post is the only honest one on this thread =P

p.s. we're not in the Matrix, and you're not Jet Li. Stop typing the garbage you learned at Tiger Schullman's Karate after soccer practice.

lol

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#64 Kikouken
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I'd be like "Hey...the safetys on." then I'll eat their gun.
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#65 rohver
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I'd give him what he wants.
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#66 Larrymon2000
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I'd pull out my money. And then rip the money. And then rip the gun. And then rip his hair.
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#67 Fortier
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I'd give him my wallet, then laugh at him when he realizes there's no money in it.

And to everyone saying you'd disarm him...no, you wouldn't.

He's carrying a gun, specifically for the reason that that cannot happen. That's why he isn't holding you up with a knife. If he's standing at a position where you need to take even one step to get close enough to disarm him...it isn't gonna happen. I don't give a **** if you're an 8th degree black belt, or actually think you have something on this guy. Bullets are stronger than fists, and faster than any human.

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#69 JCblueside
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[QUOTE="JCblueside"]

If he is pointing the gun at point blank range right at my face I would pull his hand holding the gun towards the back of my left shoulder and at the same time kicking his guts then slip the gun off of his arm, get the weapon and there the tide has turned.

The other move I could do is grab his wrist on the hand with the gun pointing upwards and away from me then lean towards him and deliver a solid punch to the armpit and elbow him to the face. This method should be done really quick so that he wont be able to react at all.

However if he is pointing the gun at me at range then I'll just give him the money. :P

RiSkyBiZ-13

No, I garuntee you wouldn't do anything of the sort. My above post is the only honest one on this thread =P

p.s. we're not in the Matrix, and you're not Jet Li. Stop typing the garbage you learned at Tiger Schullman's Karate after soccer practice.

You thought I was serious? If it was a real robbery I would try to cooperate so that no one would get hurt but if it was a guy who's motives was somthing you cant give then I wont go down without a fight! In the end any situation will depend on ones decisions and adaptation to such scenerios is imperrative.

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#70 Fortier
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[QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'd give him my wallet, then laugh at him when he realizes there's no money in it.

And to everyone saying you'd disarm him...no, you wouldn't.

He's carrying a gun, specifically for the reason that that cannot happen. That's why he isn't holding you up with a knife. If he's standing at a position where you need to take even one step to get close enough to disarm him...it isn't gonna happen. I don't give a **** if you're an 8th degree black belt, or actually think you have something on this guy. Bullets are stronger than fists, and faster than any human.

Vuurk

Bullets my be stronger than fists and faster than any human but that doesn't mean the person robbing has a reaction time faster than the person who pulls off some crazy self defense move to disarm the robber.

Not saying it's going to work very often but in some cases it will.

This guy is pointing a GUN in your face. He knows you might try anything, and he's ready. Unless he had the reaction time of a retarded chimp, you're ****ing dead. Your only hope is that he isn't strong enough to pull the trigger, which actually isn't too unlikely.

So, you may able to take his gun, but it won't have anything to do with his reaction time.

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#71 Tiefster
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Tell the person to pull the trigger. Reverse psychology really creeps people out sometimes ;)
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#72 N0han
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Although most of us here type their going to do a barrel roll what so ever, thats just completely insane. 99% of us wouldnt do that when a situation like that occurs. Some of us might be joking here while others are around the age of 12-15 and just dont have a clue how a normal human being would react in a situation like this. 99% of us will just cooperate, give him the cash, even your jacket and your shoes in the worst case and do everything to get out. Ofcourse theres that crazy 1% (If it isnt even less then that) that will totally flip and either break mentally and go crazy or start doing an attack on the gunman, which in most cases doesnt work out. Like mentioned before you can have a black belt in all Martial Art skills, fact is bullets still kill human in a milisecond.
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#73 Kuhu
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I'd be like "Hey...the safetys on." then I'll eat their gun.Kikouken

I'm glad someone else would eat their gun. It makes my previous post look less insane.

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#74 gummy_joe
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id pull out my own

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#75 MrGeezer
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I'd give him my wallet, then laugh at him when he realizes there's no money in it.

And to everyone saying you'd disarm him...no, you wouldn't.

He's carrying a gun, specifically for the reason that that cannot happen. That's why he isn't holding you up with a knife. If he's standing at a position where you need to take even one step to get close enough to disarm him...it isn't gonna happen. I don't give a **** if you're an 8th degree black belt, or actually think you have something on this guy. Bullets are stronger than fists, and faster than any human.

Fortier

In all fairness though, a lot of criminals are ****ing stupid, and WILL stand within arm's reach of you while pointing a gun off to your side.

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#76 gummy_joe
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I would tie him up.

Put him on my bed face down.

And shove the gun he pulled out on me up his azzz.

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wow... thats an interesting way to kill a guy
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#77 C_BozkurT_C
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I'd probably freeze and repeatedly say "W-T-F" in my mind
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#79 RMANPOWER
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[QUOTE="Kikouken"]I'd be like "Hey...the safetys on." then I'll eat their gun.Kuhu

I'm glad someone else would eat their gun. It makes my previous post look less insane.

Shaza91 said it on the first page.

I'd eat his gun. Then I'd eat him.

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#80 freshgman
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id attepmpt to side step and twist his hand. or give him my money
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#81 gamemaster_650
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i'd give them the five cents in my pocket and say 'You're only pulling that gun at me because tou're too afraid to pull out your penis
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#83 nevi
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I would let him take my money, but when he starts running, i would throw a rock at him. Bam! Spot on!

He would be a little dazed, so I would run quickly towards him and punch him in the spine. He falls down with severe back trauma. It's now or never! I search in his hands, find the gun and shoot in the dark!

*bum*bum*!

I hear dripping, He's not moving anymore.

"Grab it while it's still hot" I think, so without hesitating i take my wallet, his hoodie and start running as fast as I can.

When i arrive to my home i turn on the washing machine and put the hoodie in.

Next morning i pick the hoodie and go to school like normal

"Omg cool hoddie, you got it at hollister right?" "Yeah. It was the last one they had. I'm so lucky"

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#84 Vax45
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If someone pulled a gun on me and told me to hand over whatever money I have, I'd give it to him.

I never carry cash and can just find a phone and cancel my card before he can even use it. The only trouble I'd have to go through is getting another drivers licence.

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#85 angryguywalking
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I'd tell him that i'll give him 10,000 dollars to tell me i matter. Then we'd go to Denny's :)

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#86 rex97213
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I'd give him my stuff but then when he turned around smackhim in the spine with whatever large weapon was at hand.Half-Life_man

If i was pointing a gun at someone turning my back on them would be the last thing id do.

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#87 shyskillz
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i'll just dodge his bullets....just like Remo Williams. i'ts not that hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4Kx9IqIZw

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#88 a55assin
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What would the Zohan do?
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#89 darksword1123
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I'd give him the old 1-2.
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#90 f15srcool
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I'd give him my wallet and tell him to have a nice day.
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#91 f15srcool
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I'd be like "Hey...the safetys on." then I'll eat their gun.Kikouken

That is a good plan.

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#92 mlbslugger86
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i'd pull out the one i have for protection

i swear i have a license

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#93 DrSponge
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I'd laugh a manic laugh until he runs away.
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#94 Jaks_Secret
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I'm almost definitely sure this has already been posted in this thread, but I'm not looking for it.

If someone pulled a gun on me, I'd D-D-D-DO A BARREL ROLL!

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#95 deepdreamer256
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I'd dive under their legs and stab the gun hand with a pen knife.
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#96 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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That happened to me. I didn't have any money to give the guy. So, he left.