If the USA wins the World Cup, what will you do?

I would start playing soccer in a local league and follow more soccer in general.

I'd also buy my first ever soccer jersey of an American player! Gee wiz.

What about you? What would you do if the USA were world champs?

Are you even watching the World Cup? You better be. Grr.

Go USA!

Move to the US and live in Kentucky.

Nothing.

Nothing special.

Rub it in to the euros as much I can :P

@geekinkinc: I would stop having faith in football as it is called, you can have your handegg sports. Just don't ruin our beautiful game of football

Nothing.

I'd be happy for them England are out so I'll Support the USA in the World Cup now.

Probably be salty as hell

Nothing? NOTHING?! What?! Lies.

I know you guys would be ecstatic and shoot guns in the air.

I don't pay any attention to sports, so nothing.

Are we required to do something special?

Probably ride my flying pig to work

Nothing. It ain't gonna happen man.

Nothing just like most of the people in USA

I'll ask the old lady "when is women's volleyball on", and then I'm off to Costco to stock up on petroleum jelly...

Win or lose, I'm getting drunk.

Celebrate of course.

Non soccer fans are lame as hell. It's a roller coaster of fun! Weeee.

This

Dig my balls out and play with them more.

Why do you have to wait till USA wins the World cup to do any of that?

Shouldnt you do it if you really care or liked the US Football team and or Football in general?

Are you really that big of a douchebag hipster asswhole dick face ass hat that you would only care about football only if the USA wins?

I lol'ed

on topic: like so many before me I would do nothing. I was just talking to my brother earlier about flopball and the worst part about the sport is that it's not even interesting when the US is playing. Normally I can suffer through sports I don't like (hockey, baseball) if the team I like is playing (coyotes, diamondbacks) and both those teams are not good (the diamondbacks are actually more like terrible this year...so far)

dunno.. continue my vacation as planned

@Nengo_Flow: I've always loved soccer

T_T

@zeroyaoi: Yes! Fireworks are the minimum.

@geekinkinc: Rather not burn myself. :P

@lostrib: They're illegal here. D;

Flaunt my freedom fist in your faces.

I shall dig a moat.

No offense but US ain't gonna win shit.

nothing

That holds true for 31 out of the 32 teams. So, the US not winning anything doesn't sound too bad. Just keep partying until the team is eliminated.

PARTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

Mourn the Germans, French and Netherlanders who must have all died in a hotel fire.

Nothing as despite what the media would have you believe for the last 40 years, soccer will never be very popular in the States and very few people will care if we were to impossibly win the whole kit and kaboodle other than utter a minor..."oh, that's nice".

Send @Aljosa23 a celebratory 'Merica picture.

@bobbetybob Netherlanders?

Grab the closest hottie and smooch.

@lamprey263 said:

I'll ask the old lady "when is women's volleyball on", and then I'm off to Costco to stock up on petroleum jelly...

Or that, that works too.

is there some kind of big soccer game going on?

Even the coach said it wouldn't happen...so why even imagine?

I think it would be amusing to piss around with the people who would be upset about it

About time America showed the world how to play the game

The US, win a World Cup?

I hope the US wins so the world can see how much we don't care about soccer.

It would be interesting to see the US win an actual world championship for once.

Considering the current USMNT is trying its hardest to emulate the European game, that makes no sense Dave lol.