If there was sudden news of a zombie outbreak

by the Way

If blood Did Come into contact with you it would have to be in a open wound

If this outbreak is only in the U.S, I'd take all my money and family........and their money and move somewhere out of the U.S, like Japan or England and then I'd make my living there.

If the outbreak is everywhere in the world, I suppose I'd buy a large submarine, and an endless supply of food, guns and ammo. Then I would hide underwater to avoid the zombies, I'd have to occasionally come out of the water of course for some fresh air, which is what the guns are for. KABLAM!

Depends on where it was, and how bad the outbreak was.

If it were far away, than I would call up all my cousins and tell them we needed to get ready NOW!

If my city was the epicenter, I would try and contact family and tell them to get the hell out of our city pronto while trying to find out where to go with my family.

Gotta understand though, that if its in your city already, you dont want to be in the center of it all, because people will go ape ****. When things start to heat up, people start scrambling, no one knows whats going on anymore, and people are out to take care of themselves, people would end up killing people in the pandemonium.

Now lets say you have a few days, and there seems nowhere thats more safe than a city you know, than you get your stuff together, you band up with people you trust, and you bunker down and hope it never reaches you.

i'd be wishing that i had stockpiled more ammo.

I would set my life goal to immediately find Bill murray and smoke up with him for a couple days. Hopefully before he gets shot in the chest by some twitchy punk kid.

I'd grab one of my toys from the loft and go pop some zombie heads

I'd panic and probably die.

I'd update my twitter.

Oh man, my buddy and I have been planning this since we were kids.
When everyone else was making fire escape plans, we were devising zombie outbreak survival plans.

An office building balcony/small office space.
You have vending machines, desks for protection, and staplers.
And besides. What zombie wants to be at the office during an outbreak?

1. Think: On snap!

2. Head to my Grandpa's.

3. Sharpen up my sword.

4. Commandeer some sort of boat.

5. Pit-stop in Amsterdam.

6. South Pacific island, here I come.

That wouldnt Be good for long

There Zombiefied Versions of michael phelps And would eventually get there

Take Pete's car

Kill Phillip (Sorry)

Grab Mum

Drive to Liz's

Grab Liz

Head to the Winchester

Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

this is a wining plan right here gamer-117

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

I'd pretend I'm not excited at all.

Rush over to japan. Get a katana. than go hide somewhere. (I just always wanted a katana :3)

I'd update my twitter.

Murj

nice I lol'd so hard

It depends where it was. If the infection was in mainland Europe, Africa, or the US, then I'd probably be ok seeing as I live in the UK and am thus on an island (they'd obviously close off the channel tunnel). Supposing this was not an air virus, everyone who is on a separate land mass to the outbreak would be fine. Or it would just be a case of a "major-power" nation destroying the area with the virus (napalm, nuke, neutron bomb).

But to be fair, we all know for a fact that:

1. We'd probably not be told about it until it got to a massive scale

2. We'd probably die in riots or stampedes of panic-buyers

3. We'd probably get infected before we knew about the virus

4. Most of us would commit suicide, were there to be a hoard of zoms coming towards our house

5. The governments would ensure that the "best in society" were safe before they let the common folk know anything was going on

But seriously, why would anyone fort up their home like you're in some kind of Hollywood movie? Surely you'd get as far away from the outbreak as possible? Head offshore? Then again, we are talking about zombies, so practical thinking doesn't really apply in this thread :lol:

1. Go to the nearest grocery store

2. Masturbate on all of the food. All of it. Every. Last. Bit.

3. Call anyone who tries to eat the food gay.

4. Die of starvation.

MisterRight2009