If this were prison, what would be each user's role?

In an effort to quickly get to know this community I've entered, I present to you the following conversation:

If the GameSpot Off-Topic Forum were prison, who would each user be? For example, YouAmStupid would probably be the little guy who gets shanked his first day because he said the wrong thing to the big dude with the shiv. So who would be the big dude with the shiv? Who would be the snitch? Who would be the mobster who keeps things running from the inside? Et cetera.

Go.

I'd be the guy in the shower with the soap dropper.

I'd be the guy in the shower with the soap dropper.

Theokhoth

I guess I'd be one of the warden's evil minions. Elraptor

I'd be that guy everyone ignores...Darth-Caedus

In an effort to quickly get to know this community I've entered, I present to you the following conversation:

If the GameSpot Off-Topic Forum were prison, who would each user be? For example, YouAmStupid would probably be the little guy who gets shanked his first day because he said the wrong thing to the big dude with the shiv. So who would be the big dude with the shiv? Who would be the snitch? Who would be the mobster who keeps things running from the inside? Et cetera.

Go.

I'd be the guy trying to dig his way out with a spoon.awesomeface

Mmm, I got your spoon right here!:twisted:

Id be the guy who does the wardens accouting...SaintLeonidas

I'd like to be in the sniper tower, but Jandurin would probably put me in a much more boring position >_>Hungry_bunny

[QUOTE="awesomeface"]I'd be the guy trying to dig his way out with a spoon.Theokhoth

Mmm, I got your spoon right here!:twisted:

You shouldn't say such things in prison son, watch yourself. Or my boys will give you a special treat, I wont though, maybe watch...

[QUOTE="awesomeface"]I'd be the guy trying to dig his way out with a spoon.Theokhoth

Mmm, I got your spoon right here!:twisted:

I would be the Warden.Jandurin

*cough*

The guy who minds his own buisness and doesn't mess with anyone and just does his stint. At the sme time I would try to make it clear ot to mess with me. I also make it clear that I would snitch, kill, rape, steal, throw a fun bag at you, or whatever I had to do to make my time easier.

I'd be the guy who gets past all the guards... Then stabs everyone.harashawn

This wouldn't happen to be a picture of you, would it?

I would be Riddick.

[QUOTE="harashawn"] I'd be the guy who gets past all the guards... Then stabs everyone.Theokhoth

This wouldn't happen to be a picture of you, would it?