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#52 Mercenary848

Member since 2007 • 12143 Posts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGLtrtD1Rk0&feature=related

But who would be Adebisi(Video is not for the faint of heart)

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Member since 2007 • 3724 Posts

Id be the innocent guy who reads books all day and gts abused by mods!!!.... i mean guards..

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#54 horgen Moderator

Member since 2006 • 127731 Posts

Someone has to filler the murder role... I guess it would be me....

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#55 Holyknight_CJ

Member since 2006 • 1091 Posts

I'd like to say I'm the guy that finds a way to make his business more profitable in prison then it ever was outside it.;)

In reality I'd be the small guy who tried to make friends with the right people and avoid the wrong people at all costs.:|

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Member since 2005 • 6871 Posts

I would be the innocent one ;)

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#57 entropyecho

Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

I'd be the cake with the file hidden in it.

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#59 Lief_Ericson

Member since 2005 • 7082 Posts

I would smuggle in juiceboxes

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#60 Dark_Knight6

Member since 2006 • 16619 Posts

I dunno but I guess it'd have something to do with soap. :shock:

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#61 DarkSmokeNinja

Member since 2008 • 3485 Posts

I would be the guy in a ninja costume that rapes everyone that bends over for soap, pencils, etc.

16 years ago

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Member since 2006 • 7136 Posts

Id be the guy who digs a tunnel out of there.

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Member since 2008 • 6010 Posts

I'll be the creep that got convicted for 32 murders and 12 sexual assaults and stays in his dark cell all the time, frantically writing on walls and making weird noises. :)

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Member since 2007 • 3755 Posts

I'll be the sniper gaurd, anyone tries running i'll shoot you. ;)

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#65 Monkeyboy_172

Member since 2007 • 362 Posts

I'd be the big loveable black guy called Chocolate Bear, I'm currently skinny white boy.

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#66 alphamale1989

Member since 2008 • 3134 Posts

I'd be like morgan freeman in shawshank redemption- except white, and younger.

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#67 Nifty_Shark

Member since 2007 • 13137 Posts

I'd be thhe guy that would be friendly but stay the hell away from the big boys

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Member since 2005 • 8715 Posts

a leader of super tough Gang members who go around and prey on the smaller inmates.*evil laugh*

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#69 aliblabla2007

Member since 2007 • 16756 Posts

I'd be the guy who sneaked out of prison and nobody missed.

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Member since 2006 • 12576 Posts

I'd be a guy in one of the guard towers a the smoke bomb launcher and a spotlight.

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Member since 2006 • 766 Posts

I would be the guy who was framed for murder because I was too good at Burnout: Paradise and the warden thought I'd be a good racer in real life. Thus I'd probably die in the first five seconds of the first stage of my first race.

In reallife I would be wrongly convicted and would try to stay quite and out of everybody's way. But in the end would be beat up by the weaklings (who always got beat up by the big gangs) so that they could feel strong.

But trust me I'm not going to prison.

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Member since 2006 • 3331 Posts

Dibs on the guy with the book wagon.

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Member since 2007 • 21559 Posts

The warden.

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#74 deactivated-6016e8567e48d

Member since 2008 • 7124 Posts

The crazy one who mumbles to herself, and also seems to have most of what you might need. For sale or trade of course.

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#75 I_pWnzz_YoU

Member since 2007 • 6032 Posts

I would be the guy who hands out books. Books on how to escape from prison MUAHAHAHHAHAH!1!!1

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#76 PlasmaBeam44

Member since 2007 • 9052 Posts

I'd be the quiet guy in the corner who minds his own business but would kill you if I had to.

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#77 I_pWnzz_YoU

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Id be the guy who digs a tunnel out of there.vito_128

You'll need one of my books first ;)

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Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts

I would be the Mcdonald burgers guy/Riot starter. "Get your Big Mac here"

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I'd be the guy who tried to run away until I got shot to death by 30 security gaurds and then blown into trillions of my own individual cells by a huge tank.

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Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts

I'd be the guy who tried to run away until I got shot to death by 30 security gaurds and then blown into trillions of my own individual cells by a huge tank.GamerBoy53

WTF is the budget of the jail u go to?

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Member since 2008 • 2666 Posts

[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"]I'd be the guy who tried to run away until I got shot to death by 30 security gaurds and then blown into trillions of my own individual cells by a huge tank.MgamerBD

WTF is the budget of the jail u go to?

How the hell should I know. Let's just say I pissed them off bigtime.

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Member since 2005 • 2049 Posts

A dealer :P

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#83 mexicangordo

Member since 2005 • 8687 Posts

I'll be the Mexican mafia drug dealer who has a cruch on bob. 8)

16 years ago

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#84 AnObscureName

Member since 2008 • 2069 Posts

I'd be the guy who is comparitively intelligent (compared to regular prison inmates) who is the shadowy instigator of many internal "political" events, ie pays the guards to beat the cocky new guy who is trying to make a name for himself.

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Member since 2004 • 1827 Posts

i would start a football team of miscreants against the gaurds and have my best friend killed for being black

btw my posts are always 100% original

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#86 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33

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I can't find a role for me...I don't belong in prison :o

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Member since 2008 • 1767 Posts

That would be me:

Hi there

16 years ago

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Member since 2008 • 12763 Posts

I'd be the sexguy.

16 years ago

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Member since 2006 • 7136 Posts

[QUOTE="vito_128"]Id be the guy who digs a tunnel out of there.I_pWnzz_YoU

You'll need one of my books first ;)

Yes. While reading them, they also make excellent shovels and shields from guards.

16 years ago

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#90 Jaguar_Shade

Member since 2009 • 5822 Posts

I can't find a role for me...I don't belong in prison :ojointed

U can be the falsely accused then. Your job is to cry -and avoid being stabbed by the rest of the population.

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[QUOTE="jointed"]I can't find a role for me...I don't belong in prison :oJaguar_Shade

U can be the falsely accused then. Your job is to cry -and avoid being stabbed by the rest of the population.

That'll put me as one the people in the rest of the population.:P

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Member since 2004 • 13757 Posts

I'd be the one they've yet to capture. =D

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Member since 2002 • 3678 Posts

Sadly, I would be the B**** :cry:.....but on second thoughts :oops:

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Member since 2008 • 1665 Posts

i'd be the guy who hangs himself for getting raped on the other day

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#96 MERCENARY_360

Member since 2006 • 173 Posts

I would be Tom Hanks

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#97 MetalGear_Ninty

Member since 2008 • 6337 Posts

I guess I'd be one of the warden's evil minions. Elraptor

Is that a meataphor for something? :wink:

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#98 YouAmStupid

Member since 2009 • 343 Posts

That would be me:
Hi there
czort666

It's interesting that they let you wear makeup before your mugshot.

16 years ago

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#99 thepwninator

Member since 2006 • 8134 Posts

I'd be the guy who tries to build teleporters and other such bizarre escape devices out of toothpicks, dental floss, and pieces of silverware (if I can get my hands on them). As a result, everyone would assume that I am insane. But guess what? [spoiler] They'd be right. [/spoiler]

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#100 I_pWnzz_YoU

Member since 2007 • 6032 Posts

I'd be the sexguy.DrSponge

Does that mean you purposely drop the soap in the showers? :|

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