If you could have any job... What would it be?

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#51 22Toothpicks
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I want to own my own guitar shop where all the guitars are hand made by me. So basically carpentry.
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medical marijuana tester
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#53 cowboymonkey21
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Movie director I think that would be fun ot hockey player.
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#54 firedonut
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I would like to own some kind of movie/video game/special effects studio and call all the shots. Fun!
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Fighter Pilot in the RAAF Formula 1 Driver Australian Football player
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A professional cheesewiz spreader
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#57 jNerd
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I'dl ike to do voice-over work in animated films ((like TMNT for example)) or videogames or alternativley I'd love to be a game designer.
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#58 carl2tan
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matress tester
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#59 -D3MO-
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Game/Movie Designer/Director (not programmer, writer, etc.) but a desginer/director :D
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#60 club-sandwich
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mmm I would like to make videogames.
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rapper...
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Rodeo Clown
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#63 RogerC44
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The President of the US would be good

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#64 Mikalikali
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The President of the US would be good

Well I suppose it would be a good job but don't you think it would be boring? You wouldn't be able to do anything fun otherwise it was be all over the news and no one would vote for you at the next election because they think you are all play and no work.

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#65 Mikalikali
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Rodeo Clown

What do rodeo clowns do? ride bulls at the circus?

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#66 Truth_Seekr
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Government Assassin

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#68 Quadrifoglio
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A lottery winner.
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#69 firebreathing
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Government Assassin

Truth_Seekr

no offense, but you'd be a pretty big tool.

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#70 BohemianAndy
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A doctor - a dream which should be realised in about 5-6 years time :)
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#71 firebreathing
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I'd like to have my own game development team, say what goes and what stays. In a perfect world I would also have my own publishing company and could sell an AO game that would actually be able to sell for consoles. Just because because a game is AO doesn;t mean it'll have naked women running around and people being gutted every second..................people really need to lighten up. Especaially sony, which allow porn to be played on their ps3 but dont allow AO games :|
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#72 Orasion_Seiz
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i always wanted to be a game designer...

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#73 Samwel_X
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One that meant I got paid ridiculous amounts to do nothing.
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#74 Zagrius
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I'm surprised that nobody went with Professional Procrastinator yet (closest was lottery winner), so I'll go with that...

But seriously, I want to get into game-design. Doesn't even have to be a part of the industry. Independent work is good enough for me, although money-making would be a bit of a problem there.

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#75 cametall
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Professional lottery winner
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#76 Calpalg
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Musician or graphic designer probably.
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#77 Hell_Dude
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VG director.
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#78 bluezy
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Official Trap Spotter for the Rebel Alliance.

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Librarian or teacher/professor.
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#80 DivineSword  Moderator
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Doctor or game developer would be mine.
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#81 Guiltfeeder566
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Making video games... At least thats what I want to do, don't have the know how yet.
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#82 InterpolWilco
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Freelance Composer for Video Games, Movies, Television and Adds. Almost there too :)
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#83 DeathStar17
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Garbage Man.
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#84 D9-THC
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Pro gamer...

I already am...I just don't get paid for it :P

I could game all day and night if it would pay the bills.

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#85 Truth_Seekr
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[QUOTE="Truth_Seekr"]

Government Assassin

firebreathing

no offense, but you'd be a pretty big tool.

a tool with lots of cash!! Then I'd probably end up getting assassinated myself by own handlers to cover their tracks. Best job evar!

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#86 Ghelga
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I'd like to be a professor/teacher/instructor of some sort... maybe in the departments of economics *don't remember much...* or some type of philosophy/psychology areas. To be able to teach those would be something I wouldn't mind from my point of view. Teaching people how to think about life and how it works as well as observe people and try to see how/why the function the way they do. :| Yeah, sounds a little creepy to me, but it would make me feel more intelligent than I feel right now. :o

Then again I have my job. I stock shelves at a grocery store and for now my wage at $7.17 an hour and 35+ hours a week as well as in a few months have very great insurance does well for me. If I can keep working at the store I'm at, or with the company at least for about 15-20 years... I could be a millionaire due to certain programs. :|

The President of the US would be goodRogerC44

It also poses as quite an overwhelming stressful job since all the work and other responsibilities you'd be wielding in your palms means it would affect a few hundred million people as in your whole nation. :| Trying to take into account the public's view as well as listening to a bunch of other old farts *cabinet and house of representatives* with their ideas isn't quite easy to manage as well. :P

But I can't remember all the requirements of holding that position, but there's an age limit that I remember as well as how long you'd have to be a resident of the US. :| If you could be able to handle stress easy and manage to pull a few strings and get beneficial things rolling for the country, then I'd support you. :|

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#87 Tiefster
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The kind where I sleep all day and still make enough money to live comfortably. O wait now I remember, President of the US.
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#88 B05T0N
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The kind where I sleep all day and still make enough money to live comfortably. O wait now I remember, President of the US.Tiefster

You couldn't be more wrong. Also, the president doesnt make very much considering what he does.
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#89 dirtyd100
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Wrestler or Football player.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say a boob inspecting gunslinging ninja pirate.
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#91 Food_Nipple
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I would want a high paying job as a test subject. Basically, in the test which goes on for eternity, I do whatever I want without being monitored and receive at least a 6 figure salary
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#92 Deathxcore
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Sit at a desk full time and do something easy, while tabbing into world of warcraft for most of the night.

=]]]]] so easy

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#93 flowdee79
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A blow job :)

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#94 cowboymonkey21
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A apature science center test subject.
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#95 Indestructible2
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Mercenary.

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#96 carrotthead
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i'd be an actor...i'm working on that
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#97 A3trix
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...Hitman :|
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sweat shop worker, another day, another dollar.
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#99 GettingTired
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Environmentalist or Film Director.
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#100 bobaban
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actor/comedian/model. But these are extremely easy to fail at.