While finshing up the song This Calling by All That Remains, Joe sees some people running up to the hills (just as Run to the Hills by iron maiden starts playing) so he decieds to grab some supplies to take on this worm. While looking at his songs there is an earthquake that accidently shakes his ipod thus shuffling to a new song. The song ends up being sugar by system of a down. So listening to the ipod he decides to grab a red bull and a m60 so that he may have a chance to save all the people of his small city. (Its not even on freakin google maps)
Before Joe could even take a step another earthquake occurs and the ipod shuffles the song to Frantic by Metallica. Then out of nowhere the worm pops out of the ground and eats him up. Thinking very swiftly, Joe swings a rope around the worms tooth. In a desparte move, Joe pulls out some matches and tries to set the worm on fire. He was successful. But he forgot that he was in the worm thus he ended up burning to death, just as the song end of the line by Metallica was being played on his ipod.
I'd rather starve. I'm convinced drowning and burning to death are the worst 2 ways to die. At least with starvation you'd just get really really weak and ultimately collapse and die
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