If you met God in person

Lets say regardless of one's belief, you met face-to-face to the creator of the Universe. What would you do in that situation? Would you ask him/her questions? Follow his or her ideas? Or go against him/her?

"Duuude, loved your work against Pharaoh. Listen, I was just wondering, you think it could be possible to add, I dunno, like 3 inches to.... um, uh, yeah. Thanks. Much appreciated."

I'd ask him if everything happpens for a reason or if maybe things aren't as complicated as all that. I mean what with free will and all I'm not sure if everything really can happen for a reason.

I would still think God has an ultimate plan for everything, but I wouldn't really think that it takes each and every action of over 6 billion people to get there.

I'd say "Hey! You look nothing like The Simpsons god!"

Ask Questions, duh! :P

Get him/her to touch some stuff then sell it on ebay

I would play cod with him!!dakan45

I'd love to have him on my team, he'd get a tactical nuke just by looking at the controller.

Just as Isaiah did in Isaiah 6:1-8:

In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord seated on a throne, high and exalted, and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him were seraphs, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. And they were calling to one another:

"Holy, holy, holy is the LORD Almighty; the whole earth is full of his glory." At the sound of their voices the doorposts and thresholds shook and the temple was filled with smoke.

"Woe to me!" I cried. "I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the LORD Almighty."

Then one of the seraphs flew to me with a live coal in his hand, which he had taken with tongs from the altar. With it he touched my mouth and said, "See, this has touched your lips; your guilt is taken away and your sin atoned for."

Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!"

I would ask him to prove that he is God. Anyone can come up with any idea whatsoever without proof. I would say if he wants to love and protect his children then prove that he is the father.

"Duuude, loved your work against Pharaoh. Listen, I was just wondering, you think it could be possible to add, I dunno, like 3 inches to.... um, uh, yeah. Thanks. Much appreciated."

elblanquito_81

I'd like a reason why some people should suffer? Why not always PEACE?

I'd ask him/her about why they made it so living beings had to poop.

I would ask him/her "who's your Daddy?"

I'd ask him/her about why they made it so living beings had to poop.

DJ-Lafleur

I'd probably challenge him to an arm wrestling competition. -Fromage-

What if he farted:P.

We don't need a secong Big Bang.

Why do the innocent suffer while the corrupt grows more powerful?

Why do the innocent suffer while the corrupt grows more powerful?

Vesica_Prime

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I'd ask him/her about why they made it so living beings had to poop.

BumFluff122

BUT he's god. He didn't have to make it so waste had to exit our body. He couldn't have made it so whatever food we eat just completely dissipates in our bodies after giving us our necessary energy. No pooping necessary.

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I'd ask him/her about why they made it so living beings had to poop.

BUT he's god. He didn't have to make it so waste had to exit our body. He couldn't have made it so whatever food we eat just completely dissipates in our bodies after giving us our necessary energy. No pooping necessary.

What I would say to Him would depend entirely on what he said to me first. If He didn't say anything to me first I'd assume He didn't want to talk to me so I'd stay silent.

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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]I would think he made it so we could poop because trying to squeeze those logs out the other way would be excruciating.

KrunkMastaX

BUT he's god. He didn't have to make it so waste had to exit our body. He couldn't have made it so whatever food we eat just completely dissipates in our bodies after giving us our necessary energy. No pooping necessary.

Tch, please. logic shmogic. He's GOD, for crying out loud! He can do whatever he wants! If I were him I wouldn't be concerned about logic...

Fall at His feet in shame, sorrow, and repentance when He asked me...

Luk 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

Joh 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

I'd ask him to write a book. I'd make billions.

Probably be like.."Oh.."

Probably be like.."Oh.."

Xx_Hopeless_xX

I'd break him, then bend him to my will