1.Get better grades
2. Don't worry, they make another Elder Scrolls game and it is awesome
3. Invest in Apple right before they release a new Iphone or Ipad
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Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.FMAB_GTO"The determination to win is the better part of winning." - Daisaku Ikeda If I had to choose I would tell myself to start learning japanese and not put it off... If I would have started earlier I would be much happier now.
"That vision you were hoping for never happens, being a just man never pays off. It's time to cut loose..."
Quit being a b**tch!
Exercise you lazy PoS & watch out for strech marks -_- (Although I did lose 50 punds from then to now)
get better grades. Yup!
1. dont bother with ANY of the girls you will meet in highschool. they are all backstabbing sluts
2. go to the highschool that your friends from church went to rather than the one with all the backstabbing sluts so you actually know the people you are going to school with, rather than taking a chance and going to a school with all the a-holes and sluts you knew from junior high
3. stop being such a nerd and talking about gaming things to your "friends." nobody gets your retro gaming/internet meme humor and the only people you will identify with will be those socially awkward nerds who sit around that one lunch table in the corner of the cafeteria playing their yugioh cards and think everything is an anime. You will be comfortable with them, but in the back of your mind you will know that everybody else in the room points and laughs at "those f*** playing their pokemanz"
4. If you do try to date any girls, dont date any with an "-ie" suffix. you will only get screwed
5. Go to the school dances, for the love of god. Even though you hate everybody you know at this point, you might as well rub it in the faces of the a-hole jocks by grinding all their backstabbing sluts
6. run alot more. take up a sport. stay on the school tennis team, and ignore the pretentious jock archetype players. get that scholarship.
7. get into a fist fight. ignore the consequences. you might get a suspension from school for a week, but to everybody at school you would not be the one to mess with.
8. wear normal clothes. everybody is going to laugh at the obvious gamer who doesnt know how to dress himself and shows it by wearing blue camo pants and pac man t-shirt
9. Do not, under any circumstances, take a politics class. You will end up being one of the only conservatives in the class, and when the day comes where you have to speak your opinion in the form of a report in front of the class, you will be verbally crucified by all the pretentious and militant liberal classmates, who incidentally are never opposed ever whenever they present their reports
...yeah im very bitter about my highschool years :(
[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.Ace6301Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked... You could catch Mankey in the forest before Brock though which made things way easier.if you are playing yellow :P
Change focus of studies to writing and not biology and astronomy. I can't do math to save my life. I had great grades in all my classes, and I never studied, but I nearly failed Geometry and I epic failed trig. I failed out of college and I am just going to change my major to writing.
keep those friends at school away.they end up dieing from drug od and turning on you.
dont date the chick you meet at the bookstore in 2008
that new kid that appears in 7th grade tell him you arnt interested in being friends.
Don't get into sports, you'll look back on it realizing you wasted so much time.
Also quit dating and cheating on classmates at such a young age. It'll be awkward for later years when you have classes with those guys...
I'd teach myself better sutdy habits, tell myself to take more classes each semester, tell myself to ease up on the drinking, and tell myself to move back home and go back to college immediately.
Actually, almost five years ago to the day I was getting thrown out of a bar not too far off from the exact time it is now.
o godJandurin*nb4 mrs' jand has been taking tic tacs every night instead of the pill* Jand: 'how the hell do you go through so many tics tacs babe. you buy them in bulk each month from sams club?' Mrs. Jand: 'i just want to make sure I have fresh breath for you my love...to please you better' Jand: 'my life is great *continues drinking*' [spoiler] maybe she would be more occupied with other things (besides baby thoughts) if you had not deleted her TDH account [/spoiler]
Can't I go back like 8 years and tell him to stop wasting money on trading cards?
Really if I went back 5 years I'd tell him to start playing guitar more.
*nb4 mrs' jand has been taking tic tacs every night instead of the pill* rawsavonshe actually just puts some weird patch on her ass all i know is it has worked thus far
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