If you tell your past self from 5 years advice, what would you say

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#1 DarthTuna
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1.Get better grades

2. Don't worry, they make another Elder Scrolls game and it is awesome

3. Invest in Apple right before they release a new Iphone or Ipad

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#2 JasonDarksavior
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Don't elect Biology in High School ... Waste of time.
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#3 Charazani
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Oh lottery numbers. Pretty much that.
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#4 MgamerBD
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Just try not to die in the next 5 years...also try to learn how to study.
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#5 FMAB_GTO
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Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.
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#6 Ace6301
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Give him 2 winning lottery numbers 4 years apart and tell him to make this bet but with more money: [spoiler]  [/spoiler] Oh and college is a waste of time.
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#7 MgamerBD
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Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.FMAB_GTO
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...
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#8 SyrupNinja
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Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.FMAB_GTO
"The determination to win is the better part of winning." - Daisaku Ikeda If I had to choose I would tell myself to start learning japanese and not put it off... If I would have started earlier I would be much happier now.
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#9 Ace6301
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[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.MgamerBD
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...

You could catch Mankey in the forest before Brock though which made things way easier.
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#10 ChampionoChumps
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Get off the computer and go outside. I still need to tell myself that.
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#11 VaguelyTagged
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draw more.

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#12 FMAB_GTO
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[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.MgamerBD
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...

lol you felt like Ash didn't you?
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#13 EJ902
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Cut your hair, you won't regret it
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#14 ad1x2
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Powerball numbers, Superbowl winners, etc....

Also, don't buy Metroid Prime Hunters for the DS. Not because of the game itself, but because when I was heading home after buying the game I got rear-ended, messing up my back.

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#15 KiIIyou
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Wear some gloves, you nut.
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#16 PS2_ROCKS
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1. Do worse in school. 2. Spend less time on the computer.
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#17 Digital_DJ_00
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"That vision you were hoping for never happens, being a just man never pays off. It's time to cut loose..."

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#18 zeldaluff
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Slacking off in high school eventually pays off, don't stress about it.

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#19 AtlanticRock
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The recession is going to ruin everything, for everyone.

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#20 CoolSkAGuy
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Quit being a b**tch!

Exercise you lazy PoS & watch out for strech marks -_- (Although I did lose 50 punds from then to now)

get better grades. Yup!

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#21 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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The winning lottery numbers are...

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#22 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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1. dont bother with ANY of the girls you will meet in highschool. they are all backstabbing sluts

2. go to the highschool that your friends from church went to rather than the one with all the backstabbing sluts so you actually know the people you are going to school with, rather than taking a chance and going to a school with all the a-holes and sluts you knew from junior high

3. stop being such a nerd and talking about gaming things to your "friends." nobody gets your retro gaming/internet meme humor and the only people you will identify with will be those socially awkward nerds who sit around that one lunch table in the corner of the cafeteria playing their yugioh cards and think everything is an anime. You will be comfortable with them, but in the back of your mind you will know that everybody else in the room points and laughs at "those f*** playing their pokemanz"

4. If you do try to date any girls, dont date any with an "-ie" suffix. you will only get screwed

5. Go to the school dances, for the love of god. Even though you hate everybody you know at this point, you might as well rub it in the faces of the a-hole jocks by grinding all their backstabbing sluts

6. run alot more. take up a sport. stay on the school tennis team, and ignore the pretentious jock archetype players. get that scholarship.

7. get into a fist fight. ignore the consequences. you might get a suspension from school for a week, but to everybody at school you would not be the one to mess with.

8. wear normal clothes. everybody is going to laugh at the obvious gamer who doesnt know how to dress himself and shows it by wearing blue camo pants and pac man t-shirt

9. Do not, under any circumstances, take a politics class. You will end up being one of the only conservatives in the class, and when the day comes where you have to speak your opinion in the form of a report in front of the class, you will be verbally crucified by all the pretentious and militant liberal classmates, who incidentally are never opposed ever whenever they present their reports

...yeah im very bitter about my highschool years :(

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#23 wiifan001
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Don't apply for a mission; you wait 12 months only to be turned down And get a summer job. You need money, big time. Also expand your knowledge on computers, so you'll get a big head start down the road since the major you decide is computer science.
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.Ace6301
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...

You could catch Mankey in the forest before Brock though which made things way easier.

if you are playing yellow :P
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#25 WiiCubeM1
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Change focus of studies to writing and not biology and astronomy. I can't do math to save my life. I had great grades in all my classes, and I never studied, but I nearly failed Geometry and I epic failed trig. I failed out of college and I am just going to change my major to writing.

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#26 almasdeathchild
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keep those friends at school away.they end up dieing from drug od and turning on you.

dont date the chick you meet at the bookstore in 2008

that new kid that appears in 7th grade tell him you arnt interested in being friends.

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#27 Ballroompirate
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Women are the devil...

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#28 Planeforger
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I'd tell myself nothing. Anything major I learnt over the past five years was gained through experiences and mistakes, and just being told that knowledge wouldn't have the same effect on me. Besides, I wouldn't want to stuff things up and not meet all of those chance-encounter best friends I made.
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#29 Mega-Mustaine
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Don't get into sports, you'll look back on it realizing you wasted so much time.

Also quit dating and cheating on classmates at such a young age. It'll be awkward for later years when you have classes with those guys...

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#30 BlindBluMonstah
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Sort yourself out you look a mess oh and don't ever go out wid that guy.
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#31 True_Chaos_UK
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I'd probably just repeatedley punch myself in the face.

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#32 X360PS3AMD05
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Doesn't matter, you can't get um back *puffs cigarette*
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#33 theone86
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I'd teach myself better sutdy habits, tell myself to take more classes each semester, tell myself to ease up on the drinking, and tell myself to move back home and go back to college immediately.

Actually, almost five years ago to the day I was getting thrown out of a bar not too far off from the exact time it is now.

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#34 PandaTrueno86
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"If you can dream it, you can achieve it." -Me today, thinking that all that hard work paid off.

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#35 jesuschristmonk
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Work out/exercise. Pretty much it lol.

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#36 Miroku32
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1. Study more.

2. Do more exercises. Lose some weight.

3. Start learning programming.

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"There's always money in the banana stand."
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#38 rawsavon
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Career advice would be it
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#40 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Don't Get Back Together With Her SHE WILL WANT BABIES D; jk, it's her birthday i'm supposed to be nice on her birthday
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#41 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Don't Get Back Together With Her SHE WILL WANT BABIES D; jk, it's her birthday i'm supposed to be nice on her birthday

...project 'implantation, infiltration, and multiplication' will commence in t-minus 12 hours
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#42 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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o god
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#43 rawsavon
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o godJandurin
*nb4 mrs' jand has been taking tic tacs every night instead of the pill* Jand: 'how the hell do you go through so many tics tacs babe. you buy them in bulk each month from sams club?' Mrs. Jand: 'i just want to make sure I have fresh breath for you my love...to please you better' Jand: 'my life is great *continues drinking*' [spoiler] maybe she would be more occupied with other things (besides baby thoughts) if you had not deleted her TDH account [/spoiler]
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#44 helwa1988
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Go to college.
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#45 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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Can't I go back like 8 years and tell him to stop wasting money on trading cards?

Really if I went back 5 years I'd tell him to start playing guitar more.

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#46 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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*nb4 mrs' jand has been taking tic tacs every night instead of the pill* rawsavon
she actually just puts some weird patch on her ass all i know is it has worked thus far
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#48 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]*nb4 mrs' jand has been taking tic tacs every night instead of the pill* Jandurin
she actually just puts some weird patch on her ass all i know is it has worked thus far

...you don't say

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#49 MissLibrarian
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"Leave him. Leave him now."

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#50 AussieePet
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Don't trust anyone