If you tell your past self from 5 years advice, what would you say

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#51 konvikt_17
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Oh lottery numbers. Pretty much that.Charazani

came in here to post this.

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#52 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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...you don't say

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#53 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]

...you don't say

Jandurin

...ginger bum is the best bum?
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#54 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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...ginger bum is the best bum?rawsavon
hah oh god the images i just viewed because of you :( :( :(
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#55 spazzx625
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Spend more time with my dad
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#56 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]...ginger bum is the best bum?Jandurin
hah oh god the images i just viewed because of you :( :( :(

red ring of fire?
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#57 chilly-chill
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]...ginger bum is the best bum?rawsavon
hah oh god the images i just viewed because of you :( :( :(

red ring of fire?

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
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#58 Proobie44
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Reject Rachel, you'll thank yourself later

Don't bother being friends with Alexandra, you'll thank yourself later

Spend all of your time in OT

DON'T WATCH SPIDER-MAN 3

Bet Spain will win the 2008 Eurocup and 2010 World Cup with a crap load of money.

Get into post-punk earlier.

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#59 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="chilly-chill"] STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

...more specificity is required
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#60 gamefree2
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"Hang out with your friends more and spend more time with that one girl you like. You know the one."
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#61 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.Ace6301
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...

You could catch Mankey in the forest before Brock though which made things way easier.

See I didn't know that. Luckily someone in my family beat it for me. It was my first pokemon game I didn't understand the weaknesses yet.
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#62 LustForSoul
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5 years ago I was 14. It's too young to invest into stuff and make big money. I'd tell myself, you're doing good bro.
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#63 Jackc8
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Don't buy Rage, Dead Island or Final Fantasy XIII - they all suck.

Oh and bet on the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI.

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#64 needled24-7
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-stop being stupid because it's going to bite you in the ass

-start playing baseball again

-try harder in school

-that girl will f*ck the sh*t out of you, don't f*ck it up (i f*cked it up)

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#65 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]Don't choose charmender,the first gym leader is rock.FMAB_GTO
Aww I had pikachu for the first gym battle. It sucked...

lol you felt like Ash didn't you?

Yep...except I couldn't get the black guy to travel with me and give me a free badge in that story...
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#66 whiskeystrike
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Barring the obvious like lottery numbers, stock market and whatnot:

  • Take ROTC in high school for higher rank once you enter the military
  • Don't bother with the girls in high school, games and bros are more important
  • Stay away from the internet outside of informative purposes
  • Don't trade in the GameCube and PS2 you stupid f**k. Go mow some lawns instead to buy a console/gaming PC
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#67 -DirtySanchez-
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keep your job and stop talking to that stupid chick that you always knew wasnt going to work out with anyway
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#68 coolbeans90
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Just a bunch of academic/work advice.

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#69 Johnny_Rock
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On August 3, 2007 make sure you put the shovel back in the trunk before driving home. Nosy cops....

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#70 Planet_Pluto
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Don't wait any longer to have kids.

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#71 battlefront23
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*Girl who I liked at the time*

She's not worth it, she's not worth it...

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#72 chilly-chill
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*Girl who I liked at the time*

She's not worth it, she's not worth it...

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#73 Solid_Tango
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1.Study more 2.Go to the gym 3.Stop caring about that hoe 4.Call granpa more often 5. Go all the way with her at the moves 6.Stop being so afraid of everything
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#74 shadowkiller11
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Ask the girl I like out back then instantly instead of 5 years later that transferred to awkward friend zone complicated issues.

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#75 rawsavon
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Ask the girl I like out back then instantly instead of 5 years later that transferred to awkward friend zone complicated issues.

shadowkiller11
friendzone...ROFL... That term always makes me chuckle. More like the 'you want her, but she has no interest in f*cking you so you call it something else to ease the blow to your psyche zone' ...on second thought, friend zone is much easier to say >_>
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[QUOTE="shadowkiller11"]

Ask the girl I like out back then instantly instead of 5 years later that transferred to awkward friend zone complicated issues.

rawsavon
friendzone...ROFL... That term always makes me chuckle. More like the 'you want her, but she has no interest in f*cking you so you call it something else to ease the blow to your psyche zone' ...on second thought, friend zone is much easier to say >_>

srsly i've had no trouble translating friendships into fvckships
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#77 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"] srsly i've had no trouble translating friendships into fvckships

guys tend to have weak egos. so it is easier to be all 'I'm in the freind zone' versus saying 'I want her and she does not find me f*ckable' ...perhaps his go back moment should have been to tell past him to make himself more f*ckable
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#78 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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acne cleanser + 100 push ups a day
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#79 THGarrett
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I would have told myself to get my *** in gear and finish college sooner.

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#80 rawsavon
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acne cleanser + 100 push ups a dayJandurin
maybe some hair removal if he is like chewbacca @shadowkiller11 ...help us help you. what about you is not f*ckable? what can we do to help you
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#81 Matthew-first
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Talk to her you noob.

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#82 DDRMom
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Call your Dad every day and tell him you love him. You don't have a fat neck, its a small 'growth' that will get larger. Get it looked at now.
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]acne cleanser + 100 push ups a dayrawsavon
maybe some hair removal if he is like chewbacca @shadowkiller11 ...help us help you. what about you is not f*ckable? what can we do to help you

My nose is slightly too large and I am a very arrogant person in real life. What advice would you have for me O giver of wisdom

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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]acne cleanser + 100 push ups a daywhiskeystrike

maybe some hair removal if he is like chewbacca @shadowkiller11 ...help us help you. what about you is not f*ckable? what can we do to help you

My nose is slightly too large and I am a very arrogant person in real life. What advice would you have for me O giver of wisdom

pretend that you aren't better than them until after sex
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#85 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]acne cleanser + 100 push ups a daywhiskeystrike

maybe some hair removal if he is like chewbacca @shadowkiller11 ...help us help you. what about you is not f*ckable? what can we do to help you

My nose is slightly too large and I am a very arrogant person in real life. What advice would you have for me O giver of wisdom

you can get over a nose (see adrien brody) ego?...lots of girls like that (at least in the short term) something else must be the issue
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#86 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="whiskeystrike"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] maybe some hair removal if he is like chewbacca @shadowkiller11 ...help us help you. what about you is not f*ckable? what can we do to help youJandurin

My nose is slightly too large and I am a very arrogant person in real life. What advice would you have for me O giver of wisdom

pretend that you aren't better than them until after sex

they will be busy pretending he is during I imagine...so it all works out in the end
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#87 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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nothing better than a woman with an active imagination in bed
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#88 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Stock tips.

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#89 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Stock tips.

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rofl namely SELL EVERYTHING
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#90 metroidprime55
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Don't troll on Gamespot, it will only get you in trouble.
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#91 trastamad03
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draw more.

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I'd say the same... except add "a lot" in there.
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#92 Big_Bad_Sad
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I'd tell to think of something good to say for when it's his turn to talk to his past self in five years time.
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#93 lancea34
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1. Forget smoking with your friends, go to her house dude!

2. Don't play Guitar Hero with her brother, just go to her room!

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#94 Ghost_702
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I would bring a sports almanac from the future and some lotto numbers. What I would do is make some money for myself obviously and then help some random people for fun at a few sports books.
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#95 sonofsmeagle
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"i'd be like you know that girl, yeah that one, make your move on her in the next year or just drop her and dont get any weak love thoughts, YOU WILL GET SCREWED OVER"

"ask brother about matrix workout plan asap, you will pack on much more muscle more quickly"

"You know that hot chick the one you dont pay as much attention to because shes not in your class and you like the other, well pay attention to her and hit on her with compliments, shes hot and has low self-esteem"

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#96 shadowkiller11
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] srsly i've had no trouble translating friendships into fvckships

guys tend to have weak egos. so it is easier to be all 'I'm in the freind zone' versus saying 'I want her and she does not find me f*ckable' ...perhaps his go back moment should have been to tell past him to make himself more f*ckable

Thanks guys your so understandable, Actually she came to me but when were going to do it, it didn't happen and instead she didn't want to destroy what we had... Pissed me off.
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#97 Videodogg
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I would tell myself not to waste time and money on the Wii. Save as much money as possible because the economy is going to go to hell and that i will loose my job. Save money also because i want to move to Thailand.

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#98 GazaAli
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Leave Gaza.
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#99 ToastRider11
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Don't be a douche to people

Don't trust caley

Learn to mature quicker and focus on school more

Go running more often, you'll love it

Here are some lottery numbers.

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#100 PiscesChick93
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You're 13, but soon enough, you'll have to start preparing for exams and the like, so don't procrastinate too much.