If you turned around and there were a creepy man standing behind you............

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#1 MrTissueMan77
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.............. what kind of food would you like him to throw in your face and why?

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#3 SmittyPeppers
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Oreos... I could go for some oreos right now...
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#4 SteveTabernacle
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I could go for some mashed potatoes.
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#5 Lord_Daemon
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Hey! I'm that creepy guy and if you don't want any bloody pizza then all you had to do was say so! :evil:

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#6 Giinge
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Strawberry yogurt!

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#7 SmittyPeppers
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Hey! I'm that creepy guy and if you don't want any bloody pizza then all you had to do was say so! :evil:

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I want oreos :cry:
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#8 Forever_Posting
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Jell-o because it is delicious and soft.

Off topic: Nice avi :p

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#9 ghoklebutter
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Pistachio pudding.
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#10 Jaguar_Shade
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I'd be like. "Holy **** am I on AOL?"
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#11 Buttons1990
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A bag of marshmellows... Because I have been hit in the face with a bag of marshmellows before and it didn't hurt, I don't want to hurt.

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#12 xTheExploited
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Pineapples.
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#13 entropyecho
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I'd want him to throw something that was good for the skin.

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#14 Anarchy4hire82
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razorblade pasta-salad...that'll teach youto look at me creepy guy

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#15 Witchsight
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A knuckle sandwich
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#16 MrTissueMan77
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Jell-o because it is delicious and soft.

Off topic: Nice avi :p

Forever_Posting

Hey did you steal my profile picture? :evil:

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#17 Ragnarok1051
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I can't imagine marshmallows hurting too bad so I'll say that. I can't stand marshmallows though so I'll have to keep my mouth shut.

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#18 mike_me
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.............. what kind of food would you like him to throw in your face and why?

MrTissueMan77
A piece of bread. It would just bounce right off me =) No harm no foul.
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#19 SapSacPrime
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What ever is less likely to damage the mirror and cleans off easy :P

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#20 clayron
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An apology cake
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crackers
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#22 Tropicalshower
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Puma rosa =)... I'm sure I'd be able to catch it with my mouth :P
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I can't imagine marshmallows hurting too bad so I'll say that. I can't stand marshmallows though so I'll have to keep my mouth shut.

Ragnarok1051
how about toasted marshmellows. scolding. I would personaly go with a potato chip
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#24 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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Oreos... I could go for some oreos right now...SmittyPeppers
Dam that sounds delicious :(
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#25 IEatDinosaurs
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A twinkie, they're so good! :D

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#26 MissLibrarian
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Cheese. I like cheese.

I'm having one of those moments when I am now unsure that cheese is even a word.

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#27 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Fruit Loops...

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#28 SmittyPeppers
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[QUOTE="SmittyPeppers"]Oreos... I could go for some oreos right now...XD4NTESINF3RNOX
Dam that sounds delicious :(

Doesn't it? :(
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#29 Bloodseeker23
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Grapes, perfect weapon.
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#30 789shadow
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Pie. Nothing beats a classic pie-in-the-face. :P

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#31 killyou060606
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Acid, cause that's what i'd imagine a creepy man doing.
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#32 789shadow
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Acid, cause that's what i'd imagine a creepy man doing.killyou060606

It would make even more sense if you were in India. :D

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#33 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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Turn around! Turn around! Turn around and you're a young man.
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#34 little-kitty
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I would throw that chili powder stuff. The ones the cops use to make crowds run away! Its all red...

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#35 Ragnarok1051
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[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"]

I can't imagine marshmallows hurting too bad so I'll say that. I can't stand marshmallows though so I'll have to keep my mouth shut.

darkspineslayer
how about toasted marshmellows. scolding. I would personaly go with a potato chip

I guess I'll have to cool them off before they hit me. :P
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#36 silverspire29
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Mexican fried rice!

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#37 jeremiah06
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[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

Hey! I'm that creepy guy and if you don't want any bloody pizza then all you had to do was say so! :evil:

SmittyPeppers
I want oreos :cry:

Yes Oreos are the correct answer.
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#38 BlindBluMonstah
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I'd want him to throw something that was good for the skin.

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avocado and cucumber ?
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#39 quebec946
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I HOPE HE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!!1

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#40 sarahxox
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Birthday cake.... because for some reason I'm craving that now....

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#41 Jipset
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A hamburger with a rubber band tied around it.

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#42 T_REX305
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pie :P

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#43 S1MSTA
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I feel like a BLT right now so that

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#44 JustPlainLucas
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I'd rather not have food flung in my face. I'd like to think I can duck.
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#45 jalexbrown
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I'd give him a nice big splash of this right in the eyes...

750,000 scoville units of heat right on your eyeball would be enough to cause physical damage to the eyeball.

Edit: I thought TC asked what we would throw in the guy's face.

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#46 m0zart
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Spaghetti...

... but first I'd check to make sure it wasn't a mirror.

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#47 scorch-62
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Wait, what? I'm not sure I like the idea of food being thrown at my face.
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#48 soapman72
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I would pull out my bat "cake" and then finish him with my "cookies" gun:roll:

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#50 Avistann
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Pancakes. They would feel nice against my skin.