If you were about to be murdered...

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#1 freham2001
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Someone has you tied up and strapped down. There is absolutely no way out whatsoever, and they were about to shoot you in the head point blank range, but gave you one last opportunity to say something to them, what would you say?
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#2 ethanpaige
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i'd tell them not to miss. don't want to go through the pain of having an ear shot off or something
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#3 aliblabla2007
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I'd tell him to shoot me in the head or heart, to kill me as quickly and as painless as possible.
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#4 Red-Ravens
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I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.
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#5 Mike-uk
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I would say to that person, " I will send you a postcard from Heaven, I hope Hell has a postman ".
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#7 Red-Ravens
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[QUOTE="AIDA_Morganna"]

i would say

"haha pu$$y i bet you wo***(BOOM)***

Fix'd
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#8 Red-Ravens
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I would say to that person, " I will send you a postcard from Heaven, I hope Hell has a postman ".Mike-uk
That sounds like it should be in a movie. Like at the end when a hero is about to die.
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#9 AIDA_Morganna
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[QUOTE="AIDA_Morganna"]

i would say

"haha pu$$y i bet you wo***(BOOM)***

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Fix'd

hah youre probably right, but im truly not afraid of death, i wouldn't mind.

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#10 ethanpaige
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how about... yippe kay yay mother - *BANG*
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#11 TheDawnofFlames
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I've been waiting for this moment all my life, I'm so happy that you are here to finally end my misery.
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#12 freham2001
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I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.Red-Ravens
while thats a good thought, i dont believe the person who just murdered you would be willing to do you any favors :P
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#13 freshgman
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[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"]I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.freham2001
while thats a good thought, i dont believe the person who just murdered you would be willing to do you any favors :P

lol yeah. "see you in hell i'll save you a seat" BOOM
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#14 deactivated-5fc39ee132cf4
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If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.
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#15 ethanpaige
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If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.Neontope
made me lol
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#16 Red-Ravens
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[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"]I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.freham2001
while thats a good thought, i dont believe the person who just murdered you would be willing to do you any favors :P

Yeah. I thought of that while I was typeing that and was about to delete it but then I thought, you know, that's still what I would say.
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#17 Red-Ravens
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[QUOTE="Neontope"]If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.ethanpaige
made me lol

Omg. That was awesome. You win!
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If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.Neontope
:lol: epic win.
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#19 29121994
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i could write a story here but that reminds me of school and school sucks lol
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#20 freham2001
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[QUOTE="Neontope"]If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.trentman7
:lol: epic win.

:lol: Then he would really rip me to shreads.... :|
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#21 VacantPsalm
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........... lobster sauce.
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#22 Red-Ravens
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how about... yippe kay yay mother - *BANG*ethanpaige
I like that but nothing can top...
If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.Neontope
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#23 ethanpaige
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or just do that really annoying spongebob laugh, see how long he can take it before he shoots you
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#24 freham2001
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strange murderer dude...I am your father..... :shock:
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#25 VacantPsalm
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No wait, I wanna change my answer. It would be... ... We just lost the game.:twisted:
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#26 freham2001
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No wait, I wanna change my answer. It would be... ... We just lost the game.:twisted:VacantPsalm
maybe just cuz im tired, but...what game?
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]No wait, I wanna change my answer. It would be... ... We just lost the game.:twisted:freham2001
maybe just cuz im tired, but...what game?

o_O wikipedia it. well, you automatically lose if you do. but... well, you already lost.
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#28 trentman7
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He was gonna kill you anyway :P
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#29 freham2001
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[QUOTE="freham2001"][QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]No wait, I wanna change my answer. It would be... ... We just lost the game.:twisted:ethanpaige
maybe just cuz im tired, but...what game?

o_O wikipedia it. well, you automatically lose if you do. but... well, you already lost.

Aw, fudge. I lost the game........ Didnt you lose as well?
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"Could you pick my nose, it feels kinda itchy."
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#31 Baffels18
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Yes you can kill me now, but I'll just respawn soon after and I'll kill you myself.

*Realises life is not a game*

Oh cra......

BANG!!!!!!!

*Dead*

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#32 VacantPsalm
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[QUOTE="ethanpaige"][QUOTE="freham2001"] maybe just cuz im tired, but...what game?freham2001
o_O wikipedia it. well, you automatically lose if you do. but... well, you already lost.

Aw, fudge. I lost the game........ Didnt you lose as well?

Yep, everyone who read my post lost it.:P
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#33 skelebull3000
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"I will kill you if you pull that trigger."
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#34 sam280992
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If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.Neontope
:lol: This is win!!! I would probably start singing a Bob Marley song or something.
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#35 tofu-lion91
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I'd ask him/her what the space inbetween the teeth on a comb are called and that would confuse them and they'd probably go "I don't know - what do you think?" and we'd discuss odd things for hours until we're both hungry and they'd untie me and we'd go for a KFC :D
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Someone has you tied up and strapped down. There is absolutely no way out whatsoever, and they were about to shoot you in the head point blank range, but gave you one last opportunity to say something to them, what would you say?freham2001

I would say go F*() yourself...

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#37 awesomeray
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:POH REALLY;)

or id say that one from die hard

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[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"]I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.freham2001
while thats a good thought, i dont believe the person who just murdered you would be willing to do you any favors :P

probably murder them as well the bastard.
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#39 GTR2addict
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kick him in the nuts
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#40 McJugga
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/slay.
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#41 awesomeray
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kick him in the nutsGTR2addict

your tied on all fours:roll:

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#42 the_foreign_guy
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Would you kindly kill yourself? kthnxbai.
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#43 darksword1123
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Life's a *****.
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#44 Mercenary848
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If I did something to him I would say I regret nothing, if I didn't know him I would ask why.
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#45 _LiquidFlame_
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"I kissed a squirrel and I liked it!!" :o BOOM.

Or...

"SO WHAT I'M STILL A ROCKSTAR! I GOT MY-BOOM!!" :lol:

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#46 GTR2addict
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[QUOTE="GTR2addict"]kick him in the nutsawesomeray

your tied on all fours:roll:

hire chuc norris to kick him in the nuts >_>
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#47 Mercenary848
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Or I would say this is Madness and I doubt he would miss the chance to say this is Sparta and kick me in the chest. And when the chair falls back i'll squirm away.
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#48 Avistann
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I would just start singing You and Me by Lifehouse
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"Im gunna flex my way outta here." or " **** YOU!!"
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