If you were about to be murdered...

If only your mother could..................give it one last rub.Neontope

This^^^ lolz!!!!

No wait, I wanna change my answer. It would be... ... We just lost the game.:twisted:VacantPsalm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

1)Eat a d*ck

2)Can't we all just get along?

3)It's just been revoked

4)turtleneck

I would tell them to tell my parents and granparents that I love them.Red-Ravens

Ah, I wouldn't want the person that tied me up and is about to put a lead cap in my brain anywhere near my loved ones.

But thats just me.

Anyway, I would probably just tell him I'll be waiting in hell for you.

Answer.......Cry like a baby

WOW What a morbid imagination you have. What on earth do you think about when your lying in bed in the dark or do you just wait there stroking your gun hoping a burglar will climb through the window so you can blow him away

God this site has become nothing but new***smattnmunch

I'd offer him sex and hope to god he's homosexual.BumFluff122

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id probabaly ask him to order a pizza or something, cant go dieing on an empty stomach.

of course hed have to feed me so at that point id bite his hand off.

I would hand them a grenade pin and say "This is from... Mathilda." They would then open up my jacket, revealing a ****load of grenades. AAllxxjjnn