If you were an action hero what would you one liner be?

I always thought one-liners were cheesy, but I'll buy. Here's mine:

"Rest assured, nothing will get between you and me."

Mine would be "Insert witty comment here!"

Quite literally.

Partner: You know John (every great hero should be called John), those cigarettes will kill a hell of a lot faster then those terrorists will

John: Yeah? *Lights cigarette* I'll take my chances.

why, i beleive i would have to go with "Time to step up!" or "Any last words?" *The world ends with you has some sick hold on me*

and if not, then i guess i woulden't have one, because darkspineslayers attack from the shadows like a ninja :|

I'd be all busting out an RPG and sayin', "Come and get some death for free!"

That's all I can think of :|

Id be a tough/mysterious dude(imagine Arnie) named Jones.

My lines would be:

After stabbing someone- "Stick around, I hear the after party is going to be mind blowing"

After pretty much killing everyone-"ah heh heh" like Ernest P Worrell or Major Payne haha

Partner: You know John (every great hero should be called John), those cigarettes will kill a hell of a lot faster then those terrorists will

John: Yeah? *Lights cigarette* I'll take my chances.

TheCraving

Haha I like this one

I would be a sherriff in an old cowboy movie.

If some outlaw is robbing a bank I would say:

"I only have one bullet left, do you think you can make it out of here alive?"