If you were an ice cream man, what song would your truck play?

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#51 Vax45
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I'd make up a new song called 'Welcome to my pedo-machine'.
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#52 ad1x2
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This is the most appropriate song.

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#53 Floppy_Jim
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Something by Cannibal Corpse. I imagine business would decline rapidly but lolz would be had.
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#54 tekken220
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Psychosocial Nyan Cat. I'd put a TV screen at the truck's side to make the song more epic :P

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#55 theycallmeRP
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The wicked witch's theme song. Seems appropriate for some reason.

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#56 mAArdman
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This.

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#57 ToastRider11
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The main theme to Hitman 2 Silent Assassin. Thats what kids would hear when I'm their neighborhood. 8)

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#58 I_Liek_Rawkz
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THIS would be epic

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#59 JustPlainLucas
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This one right here.

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#60 Vangaurdius
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Milkshake by Kelis.

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#61 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Why this song of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2RKWJD5ops

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#62 Bucked20
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This right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPT4WscATpU

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Fell on black days by Soundgarden. Sure It'd be creepy to all the kids, but that's the point. I don't want those snots eating all my ice cream. I besides, I can't think of a better combination, Soundgarden, and ice cream...Yum...

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#64 maxout77
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Slipknot - Psychosocial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wws7mnMewPw
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#65 psychobrew
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Tool -- Prison Sex. Or Undertow. Or anything else from the band because they are so child friendly.

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#66 Doct0rBiohazard
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Mr. Tinkertrain. It seemed fitting and made me laugh when I thought about it.

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Brilliant. XD
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#67 Wanderer5
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This of course.

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#68 KC_Hokie
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I think I would just eat the ice cream and have a bear in the window like Borat.
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#69 planetjumper
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Daftendirekt

cant go wrong with daft punk

or POS Ice Cream

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#70 p00zer
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The Doctor Who theme music.

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Oh yeah.

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#71 KamuiFei
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Too easy.

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#72 samremnant
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My ice cream van would be black, all my ice cream would be black and I would wear corpse paint while serving kiddies the grim, black ice cream and I'd constantly be playing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcB2WAQq_hU Also, in case you don't know what corpse paint looks like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stormcrow_Blamont_140309_04.jpg