IF you were God?

Hypothetical situation:

You've just been given Omnipotence and Omniscence, What would be the first 5 thing's you do? :P

Example

I'd Prove my existance to the world.

I'd promote world peace.

I'd feed the hungry

I'd create a literal "Heaven" where people could come hangout in the clouds.

I'd create a rock so big even i couldn't lift it (obviously not on earth though that would create problems)

PS. Religious Zealots, please dont hate me. *Raises Flame Shield in Preparation*

Smite the Westboro Baptist church.

Hypothetical situation:

You've just been given Omnipotence and Omniscence, What would be the first 5 thing's you do? :P

Example

I'd Prove my existance to the world.

I'd promote world peace.

I'd feed the hungry

Nibroc420

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Hypothetical situation:

You've just been given Omnipotence and Omniscence, What would be the first 5 thing's you do? :P

Example

I'd Prove my existance to the world.

I'd promote world peace.

I'd feed the hungry

xaos

Business as usual I suppose.Ace6301

I would become human and walk around the Middle East performing miracles and sermons.

I would make Dylan an arch angel.
He deserves it.

I'd make it so that the only types of music allowed would be electronic/dance music (techno, trance, electro, hard style, dubstep etc).

I'd provide humanity with the means to fairly easily traverse space and explore the universe.

I'd make humans not so stupid.

I'd also walk among the people, and generally change world religion so that I was like a king to them.

All girls would be born pretty with dat ass. Males would be born to be warriors and fight aliens in great battles. (This is one thing, I'm repurposing the genders ;))

I would provide no evidence of my existance and send anyone who doesn't believe inme to hell.

I wouldn't give men nipples.

I would make a new creation where many species posses superfluous physical characteristics that don't really have a use but just look cool.

Also I would make an tree that's almost intelligent as me and see what it does with itself.

Also every day I would spontaneously create a creature (human or otherwise) that's made of Cream and Jello. Whoever finds this creature, discoveres what its made of and eats it will gain riches but not love. Those who find the creature and marry it will get true love but not riches.

Create my ideal world, revive Eric Blair,and talk with him. All I want.

EDIT: Spelled Eric wrong.

I'd Bruce Almighty it.

Flood the lands of Earth and make an ideal planet.

all the women in the world, five times each.

I'd follow Q's example.MichBelle

The first thing, hmmm...

I'd Plantinium Demons souls!

1.Make a superhero out of Regis Philbin.

2. A land where you can be nude and freely rub against certain objects.

3. walking cats and dogs.

4. Floating medicine.

5. Perfect timing when walking.

If I were omnipotent and omniscient, wouldn't I be doing everything, everywhere?BranKetra

Primary

- Invent a free and unlimited source of energy

- Invent a method of faster than light space travel

- Get rid of all organized religion (have people follow their own beliefs and morals)

Bonus

- Make the Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

- Smite selfish rich people

- Make William Shatner president of the world (Kiefer Sutherland would be vice president)

I would get them to make another series of Firefly. I HAVE THE POWER!

I would have destroyed this world and anyone in it. I would also create a perfect universe.

First I'd send stupid people and others I don't like to hell for eternity.

Then I'd change the social order:

1. Me

2. Smart people, people I like, etc.

3. cats

4. Everyone else (serves the above)

I would have the Buffalo Bills win the superbowl. But I don't know if even a god can do that...

Also I would discover the answers to history's great mysteries like who killed JFK.

Also I would reward good people with the lottery and love and stuff instead of every a-hole I know that somehow has good stuff happen to them.

Prove my existence to the world? Why on earth would I wan to do that? Number one on my list, in fact, would be to completely banish religion from existence. Two would be to completely do away with money, three would be to end hunger and disease, four would be to make it so that our solar system would be habitable forever, and five would be to go about smiting my enemies.

Flood the Earth and start anew.

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

Hypothetical situation:

You've just been given Omnipotence and Omniscence, What would be the first 5 thing's you do? :P

Example

I'd Prove my existance to the world.

I'd promote world peace.

I'd feed the hungry

xaos

Flood the lands of Earth and make an ideal planet.

Gaming-Planet

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Flood the lands of Earth and make an ideal planet.

TBoogy

The only people that will survive this will be people that believe in god and everyone else will burn and die a horrible death. At least that's my understanding of it. Seems kind of unforgiving of a god who's supposed to be known for his generosity

Oh yeah. I'f I were god I would rule the planet with an iron fist. I would appoint a few of my close friends to help me moniter all the people and hand out punishments. All ignorant people would be wiped off the face of the earth immediately. Which would pretty much cut off 99% of the world population.

I'd give all those damn tomatoes i found in AC:B a purpose!

... Hmmm... I actually have no Idea...

I would just do business as usual, cuz If you do too much for humans they take you for granted but If you dont do enough they hate you.

Well 1st of all i'd banish all diseases and illness's from the planet that are deadly eg, cancer, AIDS ect,

I'd keep all the non deadly ones so that people still can get sick for awhile you know just to keep some of the balance,

I'd make it that according to how well people have lived their life is how long they'd live for but the minimun age before death by natural causes would be like 70 and then people that have like lived a terrible life of smoking and binging and being mean to people would weaken and age more rapidly than others that have lived good lives and those people would slowley die.

Sounds abit weird but dont you hate it when some kid gets cancer a like 10 yrs old and dies and you get rick mean people living into their hundreds.

I'd fix Global warming and make the planet's climate back to that of 1000 AD.

And if people have lived a terrible life, when they die instead of going to hell for eternity they would instead come back as some lowley animal like a snail or ant and have to slowly live good lives among lots of different animals until they become human again after many lifes and deaths and that way they will live a good life.

Also Heaven will not be like that of living in the clouds with me, it would be however people chose it to be, i would give every1 a that deserved it a perfect paradise where they can live for all eternity and they will have the ability to change their paradise to their liking whenever they want and be able to visit any1 elses paradise.

Also i would give every animal the ability and intelligence of that of a human and the abilty to speak, except insects ect.

I would also make my existence known to every1 as to encourage them to live peacefuly and such and the world would be a paradise.

Well, it'd be violent for sure, my coming to power, but I would not harm anyone of possible.

1. I'd destroy all religious institutions, literature, and all that stuff

2. I'd show myself to the world as a humble human

3. Tell people not to worship me, but to take faith in themselves and eachother.

4. Eliminate lobbying worldwide, and generally make it known that the government obeys the people, or else they shall feel me wrath lol.

5. Sit back and see what happens.

6. Establish habitable worlds within the reach of humanity, or make existing worlds (specifically Mars, Jupiter, or appropriate moons) habitable.

I'd definately be laissez-faire about the universe unless people were threatened. Then I'd step in, with my holy hand grenades and my trusty Colt .45

Which "God"? foxhound_fox

for the sake of avoiding an argument and just having fun, lets say The God, as in, if there were only one God, and you were it :P