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#1 No_Face00
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And you were gushing torrents of blood.. and you had enough energy to say 1 sentence.. what would it be?

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#2 flashfall
Member since 2010 • 141 Posts

do not go gently into that goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3 aaronmullan
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Impossible. I can dodge bullets.
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#4 Tomemogus
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And you were gushing torrents of blood.. and you had enough energy to say 1 sentence.. what would it be?

No_Face00

I would say " Does anyone have a band aid?"

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#5 brickdoctor
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Help.

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#6 Colin1192
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I would make it 1 super long run on sentence with lots of commas so that I would never die

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#7 flashfall
Member since 2010 • 141 Posts

I would make it 1 super long run on sentence with lots of commas so that I would never die

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#8 auron_16
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I would make it 1 super long run on sentence with lots of commas so that I would never die

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beat me to it :(
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#9 Jaguar_Shade
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I apologise for nothing.
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#10 Verge_6
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Conserve that energy and use it for shooting my killer right the hell back. :evil:

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#11 LovePotionNo9
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"See you in hell" maybe.

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#12 Bloodseeker23
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My comrades will avenge me! :lol:
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#13 SuperBobz
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"Did someone just shoot me?" *dies*

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#14 Maniacc1
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"I just... saved a ton of money... by switching to Geico."
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#15 slvrraven9
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Impossible. I can dodge bullets.aaronmullan
LOL damn i was gonna say that! :lol:
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#16 deactivated-5a79221380856
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"Tell my wife and children I love them." If I don't have a wife and children, then I would say nothing.
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#18 ssc0n
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See ya Goober.
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#19 metroidprime55
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"I didn't want to die a virgin!"

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#20 Bloodseeker23
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"I just... saved a ton of money... by switching to Geico."Maniacc1
I lol'd :lol:
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#21 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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SHAZAM!

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#22 th3warr1or
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I would call this girl, tell her I'm dying and that I love her.
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#23 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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"Thanks."
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#24 killerkool07
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crap happens deal with it

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#25 IcyToasters
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Always prepared, I would use a tampon to stop the bleeding. O___o

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#26 metallica_fan42
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It's better to reign in hell, than to serve in heaven. I guess I'd see Venom there as well.
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#27 BigSexy63
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Impossible. I can dodge bullets.aaronmullan
Impossible. Bullets dodge me.
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#28 Overlord93
Member since 2007 • 12602 Posts

behind this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof *stands up and kills attaacker with bare hands*

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#29 BreakTheseLinks
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"I'll have what she's having. *dies*"

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#30 aaronmullan
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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"]Impossible. I can dodge bullets.BigSexy63
Impossible. Bullets dodge me.

Bullets dodge me and I jump into them.
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#31 GrandJury
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Thats ok, cause I backtraced you....
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#32 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Take me to a doctor.

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#33 BreakTheseLinks
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Always prepared, I would use a tampon to stop the bleeding. O___o

IcyToasters
That would just soak up the blood not prevent it from coming out. Unless said tampons are coated in a hemostatic agent. That would be wierd.
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#34 GrandJury
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[QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

Always prepared, I would use a tampon to stop the bleeding. O___o

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That would just soak up the blood not prevent it from coming out. Unless said tampons are coated in a hemostatic agent. That would be wierd.

Hey, you never know. Some of those female products are pretty strong.
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#35 brendanhunt1
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Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#36 windsquid9000
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Dude! You freakin' shot me! You're so rude!

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"If only I had health insurance. . ."
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Tonight, I dine hell!
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#39 Logan1616
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Tell my family I love them.
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#40 BreakTheseLinks
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Tonight, I dine hell! horgen123
I guess when one is taking one's last dying breath, grammar means nothing. :P
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#41 jubino
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"The consequences will never be the same..." or "They say you're the chosen one, but I die...unconvinced"

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#42 juden41
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And then I woke up.
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"Is this real life?"
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#44 OfficerTJHooka
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And you were gushing torrents of blood.. and you had enough energy to say 1 sentence.. what would it be?

No_Face00
i would say "Jokes on you, i have Hepatitis!"
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#45 IcyToasters
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[QUOTE="BreakTheseLinks"][QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

Always prepared, I would use a tampon to stop the bleeding. O___o

GrandJury

That would just soak up the blood not prevent it from coming out. Unless said tampons are coated in a hemostatic agent. That would be wierd.

Hey, you never know. Some of those female products are pretty strong.


Always prepared, I coat the tampon in collagen before hand to stop the bleeding o_______O...?

I imagine it would at least help a little bit on it's own. :P

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#46 deactivated-587633796662c
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The word which will make him insane and force him to suicide after helping me.

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#47 edinsftw
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What the F***, that hurt.

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"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds..."

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#49 bobbetybob
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"That really hurt!! I'm gonna have a lump there you idiot! Who throws a shoe, honestly?!"
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To boldly go where no one has gone before!!