If you were shot...

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#51 TehFuneral
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"Did u think i was immortal?"

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#52 Link334
Member since 2007 • 6082 Posts
I would... steal my killers flesh to heal my wounds. I have superpowers now.
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#53 cheesyjon
Member since 2009 • 45848 Posts

I probably wouldn't say anything at all.

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#54 warownslife
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" Help, someone call a ****ing doctor."

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#55 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
Member since 2006 • 8362 Posts
"Aaaargh!!!! You shot me!!!!!"
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#56 scorch-62
Member since 2006 • 29763 Posts
Probably something along the lines of "Ow, you ****in' shot me!" coupled with the coughing-up of blood.
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#57 pablohammy
Member since 2009 • 488 Posts

WOW OVER POWERRDDD GUNNN YOURRAAA A TRYYY HARDDDDD.

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#58 peaceful_anger
Member since 2007 • 2568 Posts

I got shot in the neck with a BB gun once, and I think I said "Oh ****"!!!!

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#59 Ryan_Kitchen
Member since 2010 • 370 Posts
[QUOTE="Colin1192"]

I would make it 1 super long run on sentence with lots of commas so that I would never die

auron_16
beat me to it :(

Your signature made me want to cry :'( anyways, on topic, I would probably say something inspirational that way it is like a Movie Ending :P
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#60 RYDERFTN
Member since 2007 • 1508 Posts
Help. Been shot twice now sadly.
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#61 Bladecutter56
Member since 2006 • 2081 Posts

I would make it 1 super long run on sentence with lots of commas so that I would never die

Colin1192

At least long enough for the doctors to fix everything.

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#62 Gaming-Planet
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...Suck... Dino balls...

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#63 NuclearFlower
Member since 2010 • 575 Posts
"My fight moneeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!"
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#64 Steak_And_Eggs
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"I should have done a barrel roll."
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#65 Paranoid2028
Member since 2009 • 107 Posts

"Hmm... I appear to have been perforated."

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#66 Gaming-Planet
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"I should have done a barrel roll."Steak_And_Eggs
:lol: that's a good one!
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#67 Kakarot589
Member since 2007 • 30107 Posts

Word Life!8)

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#68 Bourbons3
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" would probably spring to mind.
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#69 SOedipus
Member since 2006 • 15057 Posts

"Cover your nose"

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#70 MissLibrarian
Member since 2008 • 9589 Posts

And I was just starting to like it here.

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#71 HaloReachGOTY
Member since 2010 • 786 Posts
":? dude....wtf?"
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#72 RYDERFTN
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" would probably spring to mind.Bourbons3
Nice lol
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#73 fidosim
Member since 2003 • 12901 Posts
"Bullets...my only weakness."
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#74 Overlord93
Member since 2007 • 12602 Posts

Its all hidden...In...The...*dies*

drive people crazy with that one

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#75 speedfog
Member since 2009 • 4966 Posts

"That hurts..."

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#76 CJL13
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"Good thing I went to the bathroom."

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#77 rawsavon
Member since 2004 • 40001 Posts

You are forgiven

[spoiler] +20 interwebz points for the person that gets the reference...anyone that followed my posts for a while should be able to get it [/spoiler]

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#78 osiris667
Member since 2005 • 484 Posts

"I left 20g's under the...." and drop dead.

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#79 mirriorman
Member since 2009 • 1946 Posts

I'm a coming jebus!

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#80 flash_drive
Member since 2010 • 968 Posts
I'm surprised you thought I could even die....Only a Smith and Wesson '45 Magnum, and a AA-12 Shotgun have any effect over me.
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#81 KillErmarinE15
Member since 2006 • 1057 Posts

Bullets, my only weakness, how did you know?!

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#82 DabsTight703
Member since 2008 • 1966 Posts
Instead of saying something, I'd use that energy to shoot my gun back.
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#83 DEVILinIRON
Member since 2006 • 9349 Posts

Help. Been shot twice now sadly.RYDERFTN
What happened?

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"Something bit me real bad!"

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#84 pis3rch
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"Dying? why that's the last thing i'll do!" (totally stole that from someone else but they're probably my favorite last words ever)
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#85 Upparoom
Member since 2010 • 2111 Posts

I would whip out my Akimbo Winchesters and blast away my killer, then hold square to bleed out.

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#86 dunl12496
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"Don't look at my hoo hoo when you bury me."

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#87 megapikachu101
Member since 2007 • 1386 Posts
i would be throwing F-bombz EVERYWHERE ... EVERYWHERE
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#88 MetroidPrimePwn
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Between my anguished gasps I'd say,"Up... Up... Down... Down... Left... Right... Left... Right... B... A... START!!"

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#89 Ultrabeatdown55
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Well who am I talking too? If nobody, I'll just say to my self **** (The S word) and if I am talking to family or friends I would so I love them and would miss them.

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#90 deactivated-5a078b8de7122
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"If you see my family, tell them that I hate them,".

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#91 8-Bitterness
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"This will not give me a boner."
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#92 FatPurry
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"I still can't believe it's not butter"

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#93 muffincakes87
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"It's just been revoked."

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#94 CooperThief
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"1 sentence"