If you were skydiving and your chute failed, who you would land on and kill?

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#1 JustPlainLucas
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Jack Thompson.  I'd yell at him all the way down, "PilotWings made me do it!
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I'd try to land on Pamela Anderson while she was lying on her back...Airbags, baby.
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#3 qetuo6
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My arch nemesis, who was probably the one who rigged my chute.
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I'd try to land on Pamela Anderson while she was lying on her back...Airbags, baby.spazzx625

lol nice  

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#5 MVfalcons83
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i would want to land on Donovan McNabb for being bad.
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bush ...
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I'd try to land on Pamela Anderson while she was lying on her back...Airbags, baby.spazzx625

Oh, man. That's got to be the best response ever. :lol:

Personally, I would try to land on David Hasselhoff. He is so annoying IMO. 

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For a post that only exsists for you to crack that punchline, I have to say well down.  Though I would be carefull, if one of JT's minors are reading this the next headline will be 911 terrorists played pilotwings and Microsoft Flight sims extensively.   Me personally, I'd try to aim for Dom Deloise, his girth may save my life.
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#9 DJ-PRIME90
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the guy who is responsible for making sure the parachute works.
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#10 freakyzeeky1986
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50 cent... easily.
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#11 THE_DRUGGIE
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Chuck Norris. He would roundhouse kick me back to the plane from whence I fell.
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I'd land on Kathy Griffin. She's not funny.

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#13 spazzx625
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the guy who is responsible for making sure the parachute works.DJ-PRIME90

What if he was in the plane still since he knew that was your plan. He'd just be laughing all the way to the bank. 

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#14 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Paris Hilton. I don't even think i'll wait for an excuse.
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#15 MVfalcons83
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i would want to fall on the guy whos contolling the air plane so then i can be back on the airplane
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#16 freakyzeeky1986
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Paris Hilton. I don't even think i'll wait for an excuse. aaaaarrrrggggg

That was my first choice before I settled on 50 cent... :P 

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#17 spazzx625
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i would want to fall on the guy whos contolling the air plane so then i can be back on the airplaneMVfalcons83

...:|

...? 

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[QUOTE="MVfalcons83"]i would want to fall on the guy whos contolling the air plane so then i can be back on the airplanespazzx625

...:|

...? 

;:| right back at ya

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#19 The_Ish
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On someones mom.

This way people will know that I dropped on someones mom and it will sound dirty. :twisted:

 

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Peter Griffin.
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Landing on Paris Hilton would be like landing on a porcupine :?

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Paris Hilton's little dog.
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A sumo wrestler.
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Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....
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#25 chat2
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ill land on the person that is responsible in making sure that  my chute wont break.
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jack bauers daddy.

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#27 Dutch_Mix
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Paris Hilton's little dog. Elraptor

:o How could you? I mean, that dog would offer zero cushion for your fall...

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someone on a trampoline
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Myself.
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Myself.someotherguy654
You would land on someotherguy?
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For a post that only exsists for you to crack that punchline, I have to say well down.  Though I would be carefull, if one of JT's minors are reading this the next headline will be 911 terrorists played pilotwings and Microsoft Flight sims extensively.   Me personally, I'd try to aim for Dom Deloise, his girth may save my life.Lethal_Gopher

I'd love to see Jack try to sue me on this one.  Yeah, Jack, I'm coming at ya from 10,000 feet with a faulty parachute!  :| 

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[QUOTE="Lethal_Gopher"]For a post that only exsists for you to crack that punchline, I have to say well down.  Though I would be carefull, if one of JT's minors are reading this the next headline will be 911 terrorists played pilotwings and Microsoft Flight sims extensively.   Me personally, I'd try to aim for Dom Deloise, his girth may save my life.JustPlainLucas

I'd love to see Jack try to sue me on this one.  Yeah, Jack, I'm coming at ya from 10,000 feet with a faulty parachute!  :| 

Trust me Jack Thompson can make a case out of anything! I mean anything....even hot coffee.
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Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....soulfood4

You're my hero.  :oops:

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#34 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="Lethal_Gopher"]For a post that only exsists for you to crack that punchline, I have to say well down.  Though I would be carefull, if one of JT's minors are reading this the next headline will be 911 terrorists played pilotwings and Microsoft Flight sims extensively.   Me personally, I'd try to aim for Dom Deloise, his girth may save my life.soulfood4

I'd love to see Jack try to sue me on this one.  Yeah, Jack, I'm coming at ya from 10,000 feet with a faulty parachute!  :| 

Trust me Jack Thompson can make a case out of anything! I mean anything....even hot coffee.

Oh, I know he can make a case out of anything, but I'd just like to see him make a fool out of himself again.

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[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....JustPlainLucas

You're my hero.  :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="Lethal_Gopher"]For a post that only exsists for you to crack that punchline, I have to say well down.  Though I would be carefull, if one of JT's minors are reading this the next headline will be 911 terrorists played pilotwings and Microsoft Flight sims extensively.   Me personally, I'd try to aim for Dom Deloise, his girth may save my life.JustPlainLucas

I'd love to see Jack try to sue me on this one.  Yeah, Jack, I'm coming at ya from 10,000 feet with a faulty parachute!  :| 

Trust me Jack Thompson can make a case out of anything! I mean anything....even hot coffee.

Oh, I know he can make a case out of anything, but I'd just like to see him make a fool out of himself again.

I want to see him do something thats not expected to happen. Like win a case.
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I'd try to land on Pamela Anderson while she was lying on her back...Airbags, baby.spazzx625

Rofl. :lol: good one

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#38 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....soulfood4

You're my hero.  :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!

So can I.  I used to write rhymes in my spare time.

I listen to rap on the radio today, and who is this guy MIMS?
Made me turn off the radio, turn on the PC and play some SIMS.
But as I was playing my game, I couldn't get the song out of my head.
So I reached for the .357 magnum and then I shot myself dead.

Oh man... I'm derailing my own topic... :(

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Maybe some generic anonymous conspiracy theorist on the side of a street. It would be one less annoyance in the world, and I'm sure everyone would applaud my death as long as I took one of them out. :P
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....JustPlainLucas

You're my hero.  :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!

So can I.  I used to write rhymes in my spare time.

I listen to rap on the radio today, and who is this guy MIMS?
Made me turn off the radio, turn on the PC and play some SIMS.
But as I was playing my game, I couldn't get the song out of my head.
So I reached for the .357 magnum and then I shot myself dead.

Oh man... I'm derailing my own topic... :(

Lol, still better than Mims. Hes trying to make whats left of his fanbase feel like losers. He has an ego saying hes hot and his fans are not. How rude! No but it seems like most songs are like this now, like Glamorous by Fergy or w/e her name is...
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Maybe some generic anonymous conspiracy theorist on the side of a street. It would be one less annoyance in the world, and I'm sure everyone would applaud my death as long as I took one of them out. :PMAILER_DAEMON

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Maybe some generic anonymous conspiracy theorist on the side of a street. It would be one less annoyance in the world, and I'm sure everyone would applaud my death as long as I took one of them out. :PMAILER_DAEMON

Conspiracy theorists are like weeds. You take one out and three more pop up to take its place. 

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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Maybe some generic anonymous conspiracy theorist on the side of a street. It would be one less annoyance in the world, and I'm sure everyone would applaud my death as long as I took one of them out. :PDutch_Mix

Conspiracy theorists are like weeds. You take one out and three more pop up to take its place. 

Best. Analogy. Ever.
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well if i really wanted to land safely...id land on rosie odonnel hahahhahaha but i might get lost =/
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Jack Layton, NDP Party leader. Using my 6'4 frame, I'm sure I could get at least a piece of his equally annoying wife.
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[QUOTE="DJ-PRIME90"]the guy who is responsible for making sure the parachute works.spazzx625

He'd just be laughing all the way to the bank.

How dare he profit at my demise!
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I would pull the backup chute.
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....JustPlainLucas

You're my hero. :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!

So can I. I used to write rhymes in my spare time.

I listen to rap on the radio today, and who is this guy MIMS?
Made me turn off the radio, turn on the PC and play some SIMS.
But as I was playing my game, I couldn't get the song out of my head.
So I reached for the .357 magnum and then I shot myself dead.

Oh man... I'm derailing my own topic... :(

Omg, emo alert! Send for the guards!
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myself, how weird would that be?
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Omg, emo alert! Send for the guards!
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