If you were skydiving and your chute failed, who you would land on and kill?

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#51 Elraptor
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[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Paris Hilton's little dog. Dutch_Mix

:o How could you? I mean, that dog would offer zero cushion for your fall...

If you were jumping out of an airplane without a chute, it wouldn't matter if you landed on a giant trampoline; your sorry butt would still be squashed like a bug. :(
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....Elraptor

You're my hero. :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!

So can I. I used to write rhymes in my spare time.

I listen to rap on the radio today, and who is this guy MIMS?
Made me turn off the radio, turn on the PC and play some SIMS.
But as I was playing my game, I couldn't get the song out of my head.
So I reached for the .357 magnum and then I shot myself dead.

Oh man... I'm derailing my own topic... :(

Omg, emo alert! Send for the guards!

 

I suck at paint =/ 

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#53 grafkhun
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any random person.
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#54 soulfood4
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I suck at paint =/ 

joey101010
It goes without saying....
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#55 Dutch_Mix
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[QUOTE="Dutch_Mix"]

[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Paris Hilton's little dog. Elraptor

:o How could you? I mean, that dog would offer zero cushion for your fall...

If you were jumping out of an airplane without a chute, it wouldn't matter if you landed on a giant trampoline; your sorry butt would still be squashed like a bug. :(

Really? I don't think it'd be too far a stretch of the imagination to survive if you fell on a trampoline. I mean a really well made trampoline... with mattresses everywhere... and pillows. Yes, lots of pillows.

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#56 joey101010
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It goes without saying....soulfood4
>=|
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[QUOTE="Elraptor"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Ummm....kinda of a weird question, especially for a mod to ask...but yeah i'll go with Mims for the song "This is why im Hot". That song blows, rap is getting lazy....joey101010

You're my hero. :oops:

Yeah i know im everyones hero, take a number. 8) Lol i kid, but really come on the Lip Gloss song, Tat it up, and Stunning like my daddy. I can do better than that!

So can I. I used to write rhymes in my spare time.

I listen to rap on the radio today, and who is this guy MIMS?
Made me turn off the radio, turn on the PC and play some SIMS.
But as I was playing my game, I couldn't get the song out of my head.
So I reached for the .357 magnum and then I shot myself dead.

Oh man... I'm derailing my own topic... :(

Omg, emo alert! Send for the guards!

I suck at paint =/

There is a function that allows you to enter text ya know. >.>

 

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Jake Gyllenhaal. If I can't love him, NOBODY WILL.
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#59 o_sausage
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Myself... try to figure that one out
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#60 lagosboy
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Brian Boitano. It would make for a hilarious story to tell my friends.
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#61 o_sausage
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Maybe some generic anonymous conspiracy theorist on the side of a street. It would be one less annoyance in the world, and I'm sure everyone would applaud my death as long as I took one of them out. :PDutch_Mix

Conspiracy theorists are like weeds. You take one out and three more pop up to take its place. 

I would put that in my sig if I had room
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#62 85070537783
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omni-slash, hahahahahahaahahaha
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#63 soulfood4
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omni-slash, hahahahahahaahahaha85070537783
Why does everyone like him?
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Bono from U2.
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#65 boomshakalaka88
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yo momma!
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#66 boomshakalaka88
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wait.. are they...mods?
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#67 85070537783
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[QUOTE="85070537783"]omni-slash, hahahahahahaahahahasoulfood4
Why does everyone like him?

 

Hu? what I don't like him... 

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#68 damann22
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anyone that rigged my chute, or osama/paris hilton
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#69 Bobby_Oz
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Steve Jobs.  An thus the downfall of crappy computers
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#70 darkmaster578
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I would land on my little brother...
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#71 skullkrusher13
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my sister, however, I'd just want to the fall to break her spine, not actually kill her, I'm not that mean 8)
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#72 Infinite-Zr0
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I'd do us all a favor and off Rosie Odonnel
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#73 boomshakalaka88
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I'd do us all a favor and off Rosie OdonnelInfinite-Zr0

dude you would bounce back up to SPACE. 

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[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]I'd do us all a favor and off Rosie Odonnelboomshakalaka88

dude you would bounce back up to SPACE. 

lol, before I thought of my sister as an answer, I was going to say Rosie, because she's a large woman.

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#75 wrlyy
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The guy who invented gravity.... that crafty bastard.
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#76 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Either Paris Hilton or Jesse Jackson; whichever one had the bigger ego at the time.
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#77 Bourbons3
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The parachute manufacturer
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#78 AngelB1ack
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Tom Cruise
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#79 double_decker
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I'd try for Hilary Clinton or Jack Thompson. If worse came to worse I could always aim for Bush
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Peter Costello, damn treasurer.
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#81 AbusementPark
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I wouldn't try to kill anybody...
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#82 Celldrax
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My answer probably isn't entirely appropriate for GS :P.......so I'll just say Goku......so that I can prove to him that I can do a super flying kick harder than he can 8)
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#83 Icepick2137
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I don't think i would land on anyone but I've always told myself if I ever sky dive for any reason Im carrying a big ass bowie knife with me and if that pack doesn't open for any reason Im gonna rip it open.
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#84 JJ4545
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John Prescott.
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Jack Thompson.  I'd yell at him all the way down, "PilotWings made me do it!JustPlainLucas

Good god Lucas! what kind of thread is this?! promoting killing?! this is madness! :P

Mhh I would land in Nichole Richie (sp?)

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It's gotta be Jack Thompson.
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#87 RogerC44
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Britney Spears

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#88 Squidward117
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I'd land on Strong Bad.
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#89 slateman_basic
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Rosie O'Donnell
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#90 lurquor_habit
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the pope.
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#91 EJ902
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The mean people who call me crazy for liking Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing :evil: Either them or Jack Thompson for obvious reasons.
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#92 JustPlainLucas
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The guy who invented gravity.... that crafty bastard.
wrlyy

You'd land on God?  :(

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#93 Bobby_Oz
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[QUOTE="wrlyy"]The guy who invented gravity.... that crafty bastard.
JustPlainLucas

You'd land on God? :(

 

I think he means Newton 

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#94 videogamer456
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The TC...oops.
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#95 bellsmye1
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I would land on Pavarotti. Cause he would cushion my fall.
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this kid in my school with a huge head lol

id be fine! 

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Courtney Love...
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#98 tobenator
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Hilary Clinton.  First one that came to mind.
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#99 megagene
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I would try to land on all the members of Simple Plan at the same time.
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Jack Thompson.  I'd yell at him all the way down, "PilotWings made me do it!Maui00

Good god Lucas! what kind of thread is this?! promoting killing?! this is madness! :P

Mhh I would land in Nichole Richie (sp?)

This is madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! (Kicks you into hole.)

PWND for life, teh 1337 noobz da suxorz.