If you'd commit suicide, how would you do it?

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#51 LostMemorie
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i would slit my wrist.

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Sounds a bit emo, doesn't it? :P
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#52 LostMemorie
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Head butt the sidewalk a few times. It makes me out to be a real manly man. If not that, than I would ramp the grand canyon with a dirtbike strapped up with explosives and detonate myself in mid-air.Bulldog19892

Best one I have ever heard!
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Snu-snu.
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#54 LoG-Sacrament
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anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about.
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#55 Hoffman-Hansen
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Hydrogen bombs.
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#56 LostMemorie
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anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LoG-Sacrament

I haven't. Enlighten me. :)
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#57 mig_killer2
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hmmm. If for some reason I got tired of life, I might take some cyanide capsules and shoot myself in the head.
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#58 Vfanek
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Seppuku.
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#59 serjitup
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[QUOTE="serjitup"]

i would slit my wrist.

LostMemorie

Sounds a bit emo, doesn't it? :P

YES, it does, but hey thats what id do, and also not only emo poeple kill themselves buddy, gangster's, preps,nerds, all commit suicide as well, just a little info cuz people usually think only emo people do that, until of course their friends who were totally not emo does it.
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#60 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LostMemorie

I haven't. Enlighten me. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I

ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.

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#61 Darthmatt
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I would live a long time untill my body shuts itself down.
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#62 EboyLOL
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On easter morning scoop out my eye balls and put cad bury creme eggs in them, a sweet easter surprise for the kids.Ravirr
Jump off a cliff and stop stealing from Maddox.
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#63 MichaeltheCM
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i wouldnt :| seriously kinda a depressing topic TC :(
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#64 LostMemorie
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[QUOTE="LostMemorie"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LoG-Sacrament


I haven't. Enlighten me. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I

ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.


That is just genious...Most beautiful think I've ever seen! :oops:
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#65 LostMemorie
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i wouldnt :| seriously kinda a depressing topic TC :(MichaeltheCM

It's all just for fun. :) Most of us aren't serious.
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#66 pie-junior
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[QUOTE="MichaeltheCM"]i wouldnt :| seriously kinda a depressing topic TC :(LostMemorie

It's all just for fun. :) Most of us aren't serious.

yes.....

most of us......

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#67 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]

[QUOTE="LostMemorie"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LostMemorie


I haven't. Enlighten me. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I

ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.


That is just genious...Most beautiful think I've ever seen! :oops:

whore house heart attack is a close second, but thats not really suicide.

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#68 curono
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I´d say my first name is Osama bin.... in front of the president.

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#69 iMuffins
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Either a gunshot wound to the head, or jumping off of a very tall building. If I was desperate enough to kill myself, overdosing or slitting my wrists wouldn't be good, because that would mean more suffering.
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#70 GunnerVIII
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I'd join the army :|
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#71 solidscryer
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Something quick and painless, like a gunshot to the head.
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#72 Mumbles527
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Tons of drugs and alcohol. Basically a normal night for me, only taken up a notch or two!
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#73 joetira
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Heroin overdose

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#74 GodLovesDead
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Shoot myself with in the head with my death note saying "Excuse all the blood.". Unoriginal, I know, but that'd be the best way to go.
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#75 trav_have
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Shoot myself in the head. Fastest way possible, I think.
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#76 tman93
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Id strap a bomb to my chest and shot that. So no one has to clean up. And if im in a bad mood, I would probably if I was going to kill my self, and take someone with me.

Or I would go into New York and yell racial slurs untill I get shot.

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#77 herozs
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seppuku(hara-kiri)
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#78 Darth_Tyrev
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I'd pay some dude to dress up like a ninja, and in the middle of one of my classes, run in and chop my head off with his sword.
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#79 helium_flash
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I'd try to do something crazy like kill the president or something and hopefully get shot down in the process.

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#80 quiglythegreat
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i would slit my wrist.

serjitup
That's a terrible way to kill yourself. Not enough blood goes to that artery for it be fatal usually.
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#81 fkholmes
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Shoot myself I guess.
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#82 bigdcstile
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I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...

I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.

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#83 LoG-Sacrament
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I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...

I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.

bigdcstile

you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.

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#84 hooperfax006
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Hang myself
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#85 bigdcstile
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[QUOTE="bigdcstile"]

I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...

I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.

LoG-Sacrament

you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.

Damn! Knew I forgot something.

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#86 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="bigdcstile"]

I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...

I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.

bigdcstile

you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.

Damn! Knew I forgot something.

you need to have a checklist for these things, other wise, youll never remember :P

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#87 SpootyHead
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Either shoot myself in the head, or make cuts all over my body so I'd bleed out.
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#88 bigdcstile
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you need to have a checklist for these things, other wise, youll never remember :P

LoG-Sacrament

You're right about that. I'd hate to be in my car, have the CD running and the hose in my window... and not have the car started. That is, if I wanted to do such a thing in the first place. >.>

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#89 sieg6529
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I don't know exactly how I would do it, but I would want it to be an event visible from space.

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#90 TheMeatball
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I'd super-glue my hands to my head, then hang myself with razor wire. When they found me, I'd be holding my own head, and they would be traumatized.
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#91 sonygoes2
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pick on a zombie..
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#92 _Junglist_
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Another question could be, do computer games create morbid mother fookers ?

Anyway,

I'd run off the talest building possible eyes closed after injecting my heart with pure andrenalin, trying to do as many spins in the air as possible intopreschool below.:twisted:

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#93 firestorm91
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If I were ever to do such a thing (which I will not ever do) is probably running into the middle of afast pacedhighway because I wouldn't feel jack.
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#94 megagene
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Sit in a car that's in a closed garage and let Mr. Carbon Monoxide work his magic. Nice and painless. :)
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#95 GarchomPro
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Id probly try and take as many people as possible with me, so like high jacing a truck filled with oil and ramming it into a big building and hoping an explosion occurs and takes out every1.


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#96 enjoi_your_day
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Honestly, I would fall off of the 63 building (an iconic skyscraper in Seoul). Or I would fall off the tallest building in the world. IDK but I would just do it that way.
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#97 _Junglist_
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Sit in a car that's in a closed garage and let Mr. Carbon Monoxide work his magic. Nice and painless. :)megagene


way to cliche for me.

If I actually was going to do it, I would want to be remembered, national news coverage, talkshows, novelty toys etc
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#98 tmac200913
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I'd put 2 pencils up my nose and bang my head up against my desk :)
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#99 megagene
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I'd put 2 pencils up my nose and bang my head up against my desk :)tmac200913

My friend tried that method and it didn't work. He's just really stupid now. :(

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#100 fatzombiepigeon
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Eat a tub full of beans. As you eat more and more(And I'm talking about a BIG tub of beans, as in a human sized bathtub full of them.), your stomach will rupture, and you will crap yourself, but keep on eating. Eventually, you will be poisoned by the massive amount of food. Then you have the pleasure of knowing the cops will have to clean up the mess and move your bean engorged body.

Awesome.