i would slit my wrist.
serjitup
Sounds a bit emo, doesn't it? :P
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Head butt the sidewalk a few times. It makes me out to be a real manly man. If not that, than I would ramp the grand canyon with a dirtbike strapped up with explosives and detonate myself in mid-air.Bulldog19892
anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LoG-Sacrament
[QUOTE="serjitup"]i would slit my wrist.
LostMemorie
[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LostMemorie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I
ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.
[QUOTE="LostMemorie"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LoG-Sacrament
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I
ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.
i wouldnt :| seriously kinda a depressing topic TC :(MichaeltheCM
[QUOTE="MichaeltheCM"]i wouldnt :| seriously kinda a depressing topic TC :(LostMemorie
yes.....
most of us......
[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="LostMemorie"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]anybody see beerfest? if you did, then you know what im talking about. LostMemorie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZq-t_pNb1I
ignore the music and wait for 0:55 when the guy is in the beer tank.
whore house heart attack is a close second, but thats not really suicide.
I'd try to do something crazy like kill the president or something and hopefully get shot down in the process.
That's a terrible way to kill yourself. Not enough blood goes to that artery for it be fatal usually.i would slit my wrist.
serjitup
I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...
I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.
I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...
I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.
bigdcstile
you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.
[QUOTE="bigdcstile"]I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...
I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.
LoG-Sacrament
you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.
Damn! Knew I forgot something.
[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="bigdcstile"]I'm in a morbid kind of mood, so...
I'd probably grab my favourite jazz album, "The Thelonious Monk Quartet at Carnegie Hall with John Coltrane", park the car in the garage, crack the windows, close the garage door and, simultaneously, start the car and the CD and let the sultry notes of jazz gone by whisk me away to heaven's gate.
bigdcstile
you forgot the garden hose that goes from your exhaust pipe to your cracked window. youd probably have to go through that CD quite a few times without a hose.
Damn! Knew I forgot something.
you need to have a checklist for these things, other wise, youll never remember :P
you need to have a checklist for these things, other wise, youll never remember :P
LoG-Sacrament
You're right about that. I'd hate to be in my car, have the CD running and the hose in my window... and not have the car started. That is, if I wanted to do such a thing in the first place. >.>
Another question could be, do computer games create morbid mother fookers ?
Anyway,
I'd run off the talest building possible eyes closed after injecting my heart with pure andrenalin, trying to do as many spins in the air as possible intopreschool below.:twisted:
Id probly try and take as many people as possible with me, so like high jacing a truck filled with oil and ramming it into a big building and hoping an explosion occurs and takes out every1.
jokes
Sit in a car that's in a closed garage and let Mr. Carbon Monoxide work his magic. Nice and painless. :)megagene
Eat a tub full of beans. As you eat more and more(And I'm talking about a BIG tub of beans, as in a human sized bathtub full of them.), your stomach will rupture, and you will crap yourself, but keep on eating. Eventually, you will be poisoned by the massive amount of food. Then you have the pleasure of knowing the cops will have to clean up the mess and move your bean engorged body.
Awesome.
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