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#51 comp_atkins
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] I have seen their womens...I care not what perils await my armyAtmanix

Those women are rare, actually. *been in sweden's darker parts*

I'd like to be in Sweden's darker parts too.

I don't even know what I mean by that.

i just want to see that goat burn...
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#52 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

I don't even know what I mean by that.

Likely ****ing story
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#53 horgen  Moderator
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Wild moose and bears. Yup. And that's not even 20km outside of Malmo.Deihjan
Hey... Malmo is a nice place, but why on earth did they build the turning torso there? :? [QUOTE="rawsavon"] I have seen their womens...I care not what perils await my army

A big loss for a small, but very important win on your side :P [QUOTE="rawsavon"] *Reroutes army to Sweden*

Did I forget to tell you that Sweden is like Norway's big brother? You are not getting them without a fight, and we will even bring the mosquitoes, if they lack them :twisted:
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#54 Atmanix
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Did I forget to tell you that Sweden is like Norway's big brother? You are not getting them without a fight, and we will even bring the mosquitoes, if they lack them :twisted: horgen123

I live in Minnesota. Your mosquitos hold no fear over me.

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#55 rawsavon
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Did I forget to tell you that Sweden is like Norway's big brother? You are not getting them without a fight, and we will even bring the mosquitoes, if they lack them :twisted: horgen123
All I wants is the womens...you can keep the everything else
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#56 Deihjan
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Hey... Malmo is a nice place, but why on earth did they build the turning torso there? :? horgen123
The what?! I only ever drove through Malmö, but I've been camping in 'ye darken parts' of sweden, which was about 20 km outside of malmö. And we actually had lynx tracks and bear poop to find :lol:

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#57 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]Did I forget to tell you that Sweden is like Norway's big brother? You are not getting them without a fight, and we will even bring the mosquitoes, if they lack them :twisted: Atmanix

I live in Minnesota. Your mosquitos hold no fear over me.

Trust me on this one.. Northern Scandinavian mosquitoes are NOT to be trifled with.
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#58 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"] What about the swalbard-like island, where only scientists live? :lol:

That's Norway's little odd side thingie. :P
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#59 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] What about the swalbard-like island, where only scientists live? :lol:

That's Norway's little odd side thingie. :P

Jan Mayen, is it not? I dunno why, but that name freaks me out. Also, Norway and Denmark should TOTALLY UNIFY TO RULE! Viking party!
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#60 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Did I forget to tell you that Sweden is like Norway's big brother? You are not getting them without a fight, and we will even bring the mosquitoes, if they lack them :twisted: Deihjan

I live in Minnesota. Your mosquitos hold no fear over me.

Trust me on this one.. Northern Scandinavian mosquitoes are NOT to be trifled with.

Guess that is where the saying is coming from :lol:
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#61 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"] Jan Mayen, is it not? I dunno why, but that name freaks me out. Also, Norway and Denmark should TOTALLY UNIFY TO RULE! Viking party!

Jan Mayen... We don't talk about that place. It's just silent.
Deal, if we get your prices on beer and alcohol. That's the only requirement from my side :lol:
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#62 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"] Deal, if we get your prices on beer and alcohol. That's the only requirement from my side :lol:

Beer an' alcohol only? :P
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#63 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="horgen123"] Deal, if we get your prices on beer and alcohol. That's the only requirement from my side :lol:

Beer an' alcohol only? :P

Well... Maybe more. I dunno how you price other things... I wouldn't mind having a flat landscape for a change, but that is asking to much perhaps.
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Well, I guest we would let them keep there culture and traditions since Canada is nice we do that to immigrants anyway so...

THE WORLD WOULD BE THE SAME!

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#65 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="horgen123"] Deal, if we get your prices on beer and alcohol. That's the only requirement from my side :lol:

Beer an' alcohol only? :P

Well... Maybe more. I dunno how you price other things... I wouldn't mind having a flat landscape for a change, but that is asking to much perhaps.

We're fairly cheap with food, compared to Sweden. Dunno how Norway is with that, but I can't spend 100 dk on two bags of chips, like I can in sweden xD
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#66 horgen  Moderator
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Well, I guest we would let them keep there culture and traditions since Canada is nice we do that to immigrants anyway so...

THE WORLD WOULD BE THE SAME!

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No maple syrup? :(
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#67 Deihjan
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Well, I guest we would let them keep there culture and traditions since Canada is nice we do that to immigrants anyway so...

THE WORLD WOULD BE THE SAME!

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Canada is America's hat.
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#68 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"] We're fairly cheap with food, compared to Sweden. Dunno how Norway is with that, but I can't spend 100 dk on two bags of chips, like I can in sweden xD

Food in Sweden is generally considered cheap for us Norwegians... :( But maybe that is just in Nordby and Stromstad.
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#69 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] We're fairly cheap with food, compared to Sweden. Dunno how Norway is with that, but I can't spend 100 dk on two bags of chips, like I can in sweden xD

Food in Sweden is generally considered cheap for us Norwegians... :( But maybe that is just in Nordby and Stromstad.

Well, I guess it depends on the size of the town or city you did your shopping in :lol:
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#70 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] We're fairly cheap with food, compared to Sweden. Dunno how Norway is with that, but I can't spend 100 dk on two bags of chips, like I can in sweden xD

Food in Sweden is generally considered cheap for us Norwegians... :( But maybe that is just in Nordby and Stromstad.

Well, I guess it depends on the size of the town or city you did your shopping in :lol:

Nordby(center) in particular is a shopping place for Norwegians. Stromstad was, but Nordby is a few miles closer so everyone stops there instead. Unless they want something from Systembolaget. Both are small towns I guess.

Was in Malmo not long ago... food was cheap there too. Bought food for 250 SEK kr.. In Norway that would have been over 350 NOK KR for the same.
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#71 Deihjan
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If Scandinavia was one big nation, and we ruled, everyone would have a bear to ride. Or bears with guns..
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#72 warownslife
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It already does.

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#73 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]If Scandinavia was one big nation, and we ruled, everyone would have a bear to ride. Or bears with guns..

I foresee a decrease in crimes... Except murders.
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#74 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"] I foresee a decrease in crimes... Except murders.

Bears go nomnomnom on the criminals, yes? :3
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#75 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="horgen123"] I foresee a decrease in crimes... Except murders.

Bears go nomnomnom on the criminals, yes? :3

Yes.... I know a few places in Oslo that needs a clean-up. :P
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#76 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="horgen123"] I foresee a decrease in crimes... Except murders.

Bears go nomnomnom on the criminals, yes? :3

Yes.... I know a few places in Oslo that needs a clean-up. :P

Hahahahaha :lol:
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#77 Pixel-Pirate
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We just like to pretend that we rule the world.

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#78 fabz_95
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[QUOTE="fabz_95"]If England ruled the World, we might actually win the World Cup. Maybe.Deihjan
At least you're not as bad as France

:lol:. It's good to know someone is worse off than you :P.
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#79 Lost-Memory
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Well, I live in canada. So there would be beer and 'grass' everywhere. Beavers would be mutated into giant protectors of the true Canadians, where everyone else, full of their jealousy would be trying to hurt us. I kid. But there would be beer, grass, and happyness.
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#80 Deihjan
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Well, I live in canada. So there would be beer and 'grass' everywhere. Beavers would be mutated into giant protectors of the true Canadians, where everyone else, full of their jealousy would be trying to hurt us. I kid. But there would be beer, grass, and happyness. Lost-Memory
What about mounties?
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#81 SolidSnake35
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We did... so it'd be like it is.
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#82 SaPhIrX_lOl
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We will fight you with meatballs! 8)

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maple syrup and hockey all day everyday

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#84 ShadowJax04
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We'd all be practicing norse mythology!
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Everyone'd be eating a lot of Cheeseburgers and Hot Dogs, and down home cookin'.
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#86 poptart
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Well, we used to :P

I imagine there would be a sharp decline in dental surgeries around the world as people wouldn't bother to use them, and the Karma Sutra would be re-written to include only the missionary position. The standard of comedy around the world would on average take a turn for the better :)

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Everyone would be able to drink at a sensible age. None of that 21 rubbish the Americans are stuck with.
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#88 CoreyNT
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What would Earth be like?

If America conquered the world, there would probably be revolts everywhere, and we'd crush them with our massive army. Then we'd start work on our space program to invade the Moon. :P

What would happen if your country conquered the world?

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You essentially already do :D
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The world would become very obese quite quickley... And we'de have our way with you young brittish women :P

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#90 MisterCyotie
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I'm a Canadian, so I think if we were to rule the world, it would be a pretty peaceful place. Canada kicks ass.

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#91 daqua_99
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If Australia ruled the world we would financially support New Zealand as a separate nation just so they can remain the topic of jokes. Also the most traded commodity would be beer, all crime would stem from alcohol and wars would be fought on the sports field.

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If Australia conquers the world, enjoy living in a nanny state.

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#93 Deihjan
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wars would be fought on the sports field.

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#94 magnax1
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It'd be the best freakin place ever, and then we'd make the moon into Canada so we could still have a hat

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#95 daqua_99
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[QUOTE="daqua_99"]

wars would be fought on the sports field.

Deihjan

Aussie rules, yes? :3

Nah, League :P

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#96 Bourbons3
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We did that already. Look up the 1800s. :P
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Lots and lots of dairy products.
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#98 Crimsader
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It'd be the best freakin place ever, and then we'd make the moon into Canada so we could still have a hat

magnax1

Haha... By the same logic, USA is Canada's pants. If my country ruled the world... well... I can't imagine this one.

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#99 magnax1
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[QUOTE="magnax1"]

It'd be the best freakin place ever, and then we'd make the moon into Canada so we could still have a hat

Crimsader

Haha... By the same logic, USA is Canada's pants. If my country ruled the world... well... I can't imagine this one.

More like if Canada is the hat, the US is the shirt and Mexico is the pants.

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#100 th3warr1or
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We're screwed. Socialistic.