If your hands were...

Lobsters, and you were stranded on an island with no food and you could only boil and eat ONE of your lobsters in order to survive, which one would you eat? You must leave one lobster or the other, because you need one in order to hunt for wild boars.

This is just a hypothetical question, and your answer doesn't have to rely on whether you're left or right handed... Because that doesn't matter no more cause you don't have hands anymore! You have lobsters!

Can I just eat the tails, and keep the claws for dexterity and defense?

Edit - and also, I'm right-lobstered. So if I had to eat the whole thing, I'd do the left.

This is just a hypothetical question

Nerd_Man

Oh man I would have never guessed!

I was ready to type some serious business answer. Phew!

Wait, are my hands giant lobster claws? Or actual lobsters. For claws, id leave them, if they were lobsters, left one. Giant claws have historicaly proven usefull when hunting bear.

Lord of the Flies would have been more interesting if the boys had lobster hands.

Lord of the Flies would have been more interesting if the boys had lobster hands.

entropyecho

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

This is just a hypothetical question

Dystopian-X

Oh man I would have never guessed!

I was ready to type some serious business answer. Phew!

If I can hunt boars, why would I eat my lobster hand?dragon7x2k

Wait, are my hands giant lobster claws? Or actual lobsters. For claws, id leave them, if they were lobsters, left one. Giant claws have historicaly proven usefull when hunting bear.

kipohippo021

[QUOTE="dragon7x2k"]If I can hunt boars, why would I eat my lobster hand?Nerd_Man

wow just wow...we're reeeeeeeeeallly bored, aren't we?

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="dragon7x2k"]If I can hunt boars, why would I eat my lobster hand?dragon7x2k

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

This is just a hypothetical question

Dystopian-X

Oh man I would have never guessed!

I was ready to type some serious business answer. Phew!

What is this, Saw 8: ----ty Island?CRS98

You sound a bit BITTER =)ToppledPillars

And BITTER sounds awesome \o/

Am I being summoned to something? :o

I think the more important question is.............

How much pot have you smoked today?

No sane and straight minded person could come up with "you must eat one of your lobster hands"

I think the more important question is.............

How much pot have you smoked today?

No sane and straight minded person could come up with "you must eat one of your lobster hands"

TroubleMaker411

[QUOTE="TroubleMaker411"]

I think the more important question is.............

How much pot have you smoked today?

No sane and straight minded person could come up with "you must eat one of your lobster hands"

kipohippo021

[QUOTE="TroubleMaker411"]

I think the more important question is.............

How much pot have you smoked today?

No sane and straight minded person could come up with "you must eat one of your lobster hands"

kipohippo021

Honest to god, i am not trying to get him modded

It just sounded like something i would have come out with in my pot smoking days!

"holy crap! i have fish for feet and i am hungry, which one shall i eat?!

Awesome.

and just to stay on topic, the left hand/lobster. i need my more powerful right for killing the wild boar that apparantly made their way to the LOST island!

[QUOTE="kipohippo021"]

[QUOTE="TroubleMaker411"]

I think the more important question is.............

How much pot have you smoked today?

No sane and straight minded person could come up with "you must eat one of your lobster hands"

Nerd_Man

True,

But it Helps :lol:

I'll eat both, and still be able survive. 8)

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="kipohippo021"] LOL. I thought this too, but decided not to try to get him modded. I love the "one of" part. Like we already have lobster hands.

TroubleMaker411

True,

But it Helps :lol:

i would eat non. lobster hands ftw

i would eat non. lobster hands ftw

T_REX305

Can we not turn this into an illegal substances thread? I just wanted to ask you guys a question. I wasn't expecting drugs to come into equation.Nerd_Man

[QUOTE="T_REX305"]

i would eat non. lobster hands ftw

Nerd_Man

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="T_REX305"]

i would eat non. lobster hands ftw

dragon7x2k

Due to the radiation now in your body, your hands turned into lobsters, and they can speak English pretty well. The lobsters told you that the radiation in your body will continue to mutate your DNA over the course of 24 hours until your body basically turns to mush and you die. The lobsters tell you the only way that you can save yourself is by reversing the mutation by eating one of the lobsters. When you eat one of the lobsters, not only would you save your life, but the power of the consumed lobster will grant the other lobster a super power that enables it to take down wild boars with its claws.

So yeah, that's just where I'm coming from with my question, guys. I hope my explanation behind my hypothetical question should answer a lot of your questions.

The reason why you are poisoned was because you ate radiated oysters for dinner the night before on your private jet. How you ended up from a private jet to a remote island was because the jet's engines malfunctioned and you had to jump ship and parachute to the closest land.

Due to the radiation now in your body, your hands turned into lobsters, and they can speak English pretty well. The lobsters told you that the radiation in your body will continue to mutate your DNA over the course of 24 hours until your body basically turns to mush and you die. The lobsters tell you the only way that you can save yourself is by reversing the mutation by eating one of the lobsters. When you eat one of the lobsters, not only would you save your life, but the power of the consumed lobster will grant the other lobster a super power that enables it to take down wild boars with its claws.

So yeah, that's just where I'm coming from with my question, guys. I hope my explanation behind my hypothetical question should answer a lot of your questions.Nerd_Man

left

I would eat both because I am a fatty. Dylan_11

I feel like boiling my right hand, right now, so right.

I would keep both lobsters, and be on a strict boar diet.raven_squad

I would keep both lobsters, and be on a strict boar diet.raven_squad

I swear to God I thought this topic would've involved genitalia.dreDREb13

let the two lobsters fight to death. Whichever loses, i'll eat. So they better fight like their lives depend on it! 'cuz it does.

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

This is just a hypothetical question

Wolls

Oh man I would have never guessed!

I was ready to type some serious business answer. Phew!

With great difficulty?