While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should realize that I'm simply trying to explain AussiePet's disreputable tendencies as well as her unenlightened tendencies as phases of a larger, unified cycle. Before I say anything else, let me remind AussiePet that I have a New Year's resolution for her: She should pick up a book before she jumps to the contumacious conclusion that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. I don't mean to throw fuel on an already considerable fire, but there are three fairly obvious problems with her expedients, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to deal with her mudslinging contrivances on a case-by-case basis. First, by overusing such obscure words as "intercrystallization" and "pseudolamellibranchiate" she consistently manages to alienate her audience. Second, she unmistakably seems to be fond of concocting new ways to establish rack-and-thumbscrew programs. And third, she says that her vices are the only true virtues. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that her suggestions can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality.
Although the historical battle between good and evil is exemplified in the philosophical division between Platonic order and Aristotelian chaos, the impact of AussiePet's shambolic propositions is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that I decidedly maintain that my writings regarding obstinate rubes, while far from complete, will restore the temple of our civilization to the ancient truths. Every store in the country should have that chiseled in large letters over the entryway. Maybe then people would grasp that AussiePet's assistants argue that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as her. These are the same merciless parvenus who bamboozle people into believing that laws are meant to be broken. This is no coincidence; AussiePet needs to stop living in denial. She needs to wake up and realize that it may be helpful to take a step back and compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. So what's the connection between that and her revenge fantasies? The connection is that AussiePet's headstrong, moonstruck anecdotes are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of totalitarianism are blooming all around us.
AussiePet doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. She uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. She expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice AussiePet believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards her slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. She sincerely doesn't want us choosing to act as a positive role model for younger people. To be quite frank, her nostrums represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. AussiePet once tried to convince a bunch of us that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that AussiePet has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which her convictions enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. Then again, just because AussiePet is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that repressive desperados are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive.
While AussiePet is urging us to follow her down the rabbit hole or through the looking glass into a wonderland of defeatism, I need your help if I'm ever to discuss, openly and candidly, a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, there is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of AussiePet's essays from the first word to the last.
AussiePet's grand plan is to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, AussiePet is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that there won't be any blowback from her erasing the memory of all traditions and all history. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how lethargic AussiePet is. You can't do it. Not only that, but the path down which she wants to lead us is empty and bleak. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that she wants to set the hoops through which we all must jump. It gets better: She believes that she holds a universal license that allows her to make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers. I guess no one's ever told her that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Brown-nosing scofflaws like her, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in the most brutal riffraff you'll ever see in order to convince them to supplant national heroes with choleric, two-faced undesirables. Although AussiePet never misses an opportunity to take advantage of a crisis, whether contrived or spontaneous, we are here to gain our voice in this world, and whether or not AussiePet approves, we will continue to be heard.
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