I'm afraid to goto bed now...

I just went into my bedroom and there was a HUGE black spider sitting on my bed just starring my in the face. So I went to the kitchen to get a glass (Hell if I'm gonna touch the thing without one) and when I came back it was gone. So what do I do? Do I goto bed knowing theres a big black spider crawling around somewhere in there?

Undernet01

No offence, but grow some balls. You should've got a book or something and splattered it.

[QUOTE="Undernet01"]

I just went into my bedroom and there was a HUGE black spider sitting on my bed just starring my in the face. So I went to the kitchen to get a glass (Hell if I'm gonna touch the thing without one) and when I came back it was gone. So what do I do? Do I goto bed knowing theres a big black spider crawling around somewhere in there?

SideSwipes

No offence, but grow some balls. You should've got a book or something and splattered it.

LOL@ the grow some balls comment. Do you know how many grown folk are scared of spiders? If I saw a big ass spider like the one in that picture there is no way I am sleeping that night. What would be even worst is if I woke up and it was cuddled against me.....Trying to violate me or something. Burning down the room will do nothing, the spider will be waiting for you outside if you do that, they are clever like that. You must find it and have an epic all night battle to the death...Oh, and no, you will not turn into Spiderman if bitten.

topsemag55

[QUOTE="topsemag55"]Tessellation

I hate when you lose it - that's why trying to capture/crush a mammoth spider without dropping it is such a stressful ordeal.

Brutal_Elitegs

[QUOTE="Tessellation"][QUOTE="topsemag55"]McJugga

Find it. Find its children. Kill.

Go to sleep and hope that by morning you are spiderman.conistant

ahhaha this is funny...

How do people grow balls?conistant

Wisdom laughs me in my face yet again.

Go to sleep and hope that by morning you are spiderman.conistant

Find it, then burn your bed sheets in case it laid eggs....

I am telling you all right now, fire will not work in this situation. Trust me, I went through the exact same thing. Burned my whole block down and as the cops were coming to take me in...There it was...Just mocking me. So the next time we met we had to have the epic battle to the death.

I am telling you all right now, fire will not work in this situation. Trust me, I went through the exact same thing. Burned my whole block down and as the cops were coming to take me in...There it was...Just mocking me. So the next time we met we had to have the epic battle to the death.

GrandJury

[QUOTE="GrandJury"]

I am telling you all right now, fire will not work in this situation. Trust me, I went through the exact same thing. Burned my whole block down and as the cops were coming to take me in...There it was...Just mocking me. So the next time we met we had to have the epic battle to the death.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="GrandJury"]

I am telling you all right now, fire will not work in this situation. Trust me, I went through the exact same thing. Burned my whole block down and as the cops were coming to take me in...There it was...Just mocking me. So the next time we met we had to have the epic battle to the death.

GrandJury

You should've taken it out then and there with a shoe or something. If I were you I'd stay up for at least an hour looking for that mother then beat the **** out of it. Barring that fails you've got the couch.

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="GrandJury"]

I am telling you all right now, fire will not work in this situation. Trust me, I went through the exact same thing. Burned my whole block down and as the cops were coming to take me in...There it was...Just mocking me. So the next time we met we had to have the epic battle to the death.

GrandJury

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How do you grow balls? I'm not entirely sure. Perhaps you can purchase ball seeds which you can plant, water and give lot's of loving care to until they grow?

And if I saw a spider like that massive black one, with dozens of it's spawn hanging from my wall, I would probably make a large mess in my pants. But a house spider? Come on, just splatter it as soon as you see it. Don't be a sissy. Unless you're a girl, then it's alright I guess. :P

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kuraimen

Thats child abuse.

You search all night if you have to. Find that damn thing. Burn your house down if you must. raven_squad

i actually lold:P anyway if that were to happen to me i will search the damn thing until i get really tired searching and sleepy i'll give up. besides if it bites you while your're asleep who knows you might be a real life spider-man or venom:P

I sleep with spiders all the time.

[QUOTE="McJugga"]

[QUOTE="Tessellation"] It's true monster's do exist,poor thing is not its fault of being so damn ugly : (.GrandJury

He's a she...see the egg sac?:lol:

You search all night if you have to. Find that damn thing. Burn your house down if you must. raven_squad

I'll have to go with this. The spider may be small, harmless and just after a good night's sleep but for those of us afflicted with this phobia there is no rest to be had until the offending arachnid is hunted down, pulped and it's remains gathered up in a tissue and shaken out of the nearest window.

A word of advice - choose a thick paperback (Stephen King is perfect) and when you strike, strike to kill. If you only land a glancing blow it'll scuttle off into a corner and you'll not see it again.

Maybe the spider just wanted to be nice and say hi and give you a hug, but when you ran away from it, the spider got all sad and went home crying. :[

[QUOTE="GrandJury"][QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"] i take it you won :P...?Snipes_2

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