I'm weak and can't fight. Help!

take up a martial art. i did and i am very confident in my fighting skills.Andrew0987

Ha i always laugh at those kids who say they have taken some form of martial arts for like 8 years and you no you can still beat the crap out fo them if you had the chance.

This sounds like an episode of Disneys Recess. Kikouken

If you fight dirty (weapons, biting etc) they'll just come in groups!

working out may get you stronger, but fightings not about strength.

just get used to fighting, and you;ll get more confident.

try concealing a key in your clenched fist and dont let anyone know you have it, wen you make someone bleed thy will back off.

If you fight dirty (weapons, biting etc) they'll just come in groups!

working out may get you stronger, but fightings not about strength.

just get used to fighting, and you;ll get more confident.

try concealing a key in your clenched fist and dont let anyone know you have it, wen you make someone bleed thy will back off.

adjamo

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If you fight dirty (weapons, biting etc) they'll just come in groups!

working out may get you stronger, but fightings not about strength.

just get used to fighting, and you;ll get more confident.

try concealing a key in your clenched fist and dont let anyone know you have it, wen you make someone bleed thy will back off.

Def_Jef88

i hear guns are pretty cheap these days.........

have a friend help hide the bodies.

[QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
supermetroidfan

Well get a ****ing Buster Sword and cut their faces off and kill 'em!!!

take up a martial art. i did and i am very confident in my fighting skills.Andrew0987

Strength & speed is what you need to succeed. I don't prefer to duke it out myself. I rather let them swing away until they are too fatigued to continue but I prefer to incapacitate them or press them into submission, this way they realize I couldofeasily killed them if desired to do so.

I doubt this is "real" topic.Canuck3000

Get a clan on the go. By that I mean just get some friends to walk with you during the periods that you get pounded on. If that fails, join Karate, work out, etc. If that fails........hire a bodyguard. You know Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Jackie Chan, all of those MA guys. And if that fails.........the only other way to go is to go CRAZY! :D

Damn dude id come help you woop some ass with my Canadian hockey stick but you probably live to far away so just do this

1: Go homeschooling
2: Go to the gym atleast three times a week
3: Take a martial arts ****that teaches you how to defend yourself.