i think shes forgiven me but she wants candy i said "what kind snickers?" then she said not food candy. foxstar64
Well it appears the jury has come to a decision: Candy is not food, thus your snickers puts you in violation of code 314corndoggy, sentenced to life in prison where the REAL corndoggage will commence.
[QUOTE="Stupid-Bastard"]Before I leave, however, I would like to add that you win "Funniest Thread of the Month." Congratulations.-Xcalibur-
Agreed. [/thread]
It has been nominated and seconded. As judge of all things stupid and/or silly, this nomination is hereby resolved. This topic and its original poster may now go forth unto the world and beat himself in the head with a 2 by 4.
And off the record, kid? All your troubles can be solved with a gun, lye, a shovel, a snorkel, some mash liquor, WD-40, a python, and cheap immigrant labor.
[QUOTE="Stupid-Bastard"]You softly kneed her? So you're saying you basically caressed her backside with your knee? I'm with FragStains; I need a diagram before my verdict.FragStains
Even a .gif would be good. Motion may allow me to ascertain the length of the jail sentence. :lol: And yea...why would you "knee" her in the butt? Why didn't you smack it instead?
well after school me and my good friend, who is a girl, were walking. and as i joke i softly kneed her in the but im in 8th grade and she got mad and she threatened to tell her dad.
how much trouble could i get in since it was after school and do you think shes bluffing?
foxstar64
If her parents are pretty vocal you could get expelled if they go to your principle or put an injunction on you through the police for sexual assault. My advice never touch girls on their butts or breasts. even as a joke because it can get you in some deep trouble.
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