Inappropriate topics of conversation while meeting your in-laws for the first time...

Just wondering... Discuss!

The Good Lord, Satan? (Hail)

Depends on your in-laws, but sex, drugs, and politics are likely good ones to avoid.

"I was on victim seven of thirty-five when I suddenly realized... I was using the wrong sacrificial dagger! Boy, was my face red!

Why are you calling the cops? I was telling you about my Call of Cthulhu game."

Any hot-button topics really.

You first, TC

"I know your daughter is a bit of a freak in the bedroom, but that thing she does with the power sander and the astroglide....wow! Did she learn that from her mother?"

"What's the deal with kids these days? I mean, I used to offer them candy and puppies to entice them into my windowless van but it doesn't work anymore."

"Does this look infected to you?"

*proceeds to unbuckle pants*

TC if you've come here to take notes, then you've come to the right place.

"Yeah, She's hooked on my love, and my stash of cocaine."

Were getting married.

Your ten kids from your four previous wives

Any mission from GTA. Any GTA.

Pedestrian polo.

This thread.

We're going over to Syria.

Talking about sex would be inappropriate.

Definitely sex (before we tied the knot).