Is God a Man or a Woman?

Actually, now that I think about it...

He appeared to Moses as a burning bush.

So woman, with an STD.

Actually, now that I think about it...

He appeared to Moses as a burning bush.

So woman, with an STD.

lord_mordain

Or a dude with a doobie.

Is God a Man or a Woman?LivingReceiver

Wow, could you ask a stupider question? Why did you make this thread?

[QUOTE="darkIink"]God has no body, so God is neither. Gender is determined by a physical body's sex organs. No body, no organs, no gender.Video_Game_King

So if God created man in his image, where'd the penis come from?

To be serious, you are forgetting the other half of it. Women exist aswell, incase you weren't aware

Women exist aswell, incase you weren't aware

esb1118

Hah, women can't even drive, you seriously think one could rule the universe?

That was a joke in case you got seriously offended...and if you did...get a sense of humor.

Hah, women can't even drive, you seriously think one could rule the universe?

That was a joke in case you got seriously offended...and if you did...get a sense of humor.

Fortier

[QUOTE="Fortier"]

Hah, women can't even drive, you seriously think one could rule the universe?

That was a joke in case you got seriously offended...and if you did...get a sense of humor.

esb1118

You quoted yourself in your own sig. Your post is invalid.

Neither. Though God was given male pronouns in text since it was written before the age of political correctness and writers now have just kept the tradition going.FragStains

Political correctness is just that. Obviously if god existed, he would be male.

Does God use outhouses or what? Cosmic toilet paper? A universal all you can eat buffet? He must shave as well. MAN heaven must still be a drag.Rekunta

No dudeHeaven is gonna be awesome!! You can do anything you want without dieing :)

Is God a Man or a Woman?LivingReceiver