Is it weird buying a condom for the first time?

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#51 BMD004
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I dont know about buying condoms, but to me... It is a hell of a waste of money. Just have sex in a different fashion? Wink wink, nudge nudge. I mean seriously, someone actually makes a living selling..... plastic for your "woo hoo?" edit: just get a small rubber band, some garbage bags, ......, Profitmahlasor
That would be ridiculous. You're making out with your girl, you're touching and what not, clothes start coming off, then you reach in your night-stand and pull out a trash bag and a rubber band. "Don't worry baby, I'm saving money. And instead of lube, I'm using the leftover grease from dinner". Then she's like "I'm outta here". And you're like "baby wait... don't get mad, get glad".
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#52 DJ_Lae
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Why is it embarassing? It should be empowering, as you know exactly where you're going to put it.
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#53 F1_2004
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...Then she's like "I'm outta here". And you're like "baby wait... don't get mad, get glad". BMD004
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#54 ghoklebutter
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Man up and buy a condom. What happens after you do so is worth all the awkwardness.
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#56 ChaelaMcchubble
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If you feel shy about buying them for first time I think that is normal for some people, doesn't mean your not ready.

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#57 rcafan
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yes its weird but don't let people give you odd looks. any drug store or grocey stores have them. rite aid, walgreens, walmart, shaws, hananford (local store in maine,nh) etc...
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#58 Wolls
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Ive never had to. Girls get them for free and i got some for free with people giving them out at uni :P
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#59 rcafan
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:lol: Why would it be awkward or scary? You're buying a product. Man up. If you can't then you're probably not old enough to be having sex...

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buying something personal as nothing to do with "manning up" it has to do with noisey workers poking there noise or odd looks people get.
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#60 SPBoss
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If you dont want to buy a condom make a home-made one. all you need is to tie a plastic bag, add some chilli powder to provide good grip, and away you go! you wont regret it

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#61 Agent_Yevon
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Why would that be wierd? Unless you're just buying a condom for fun of it.

I bought my first condom at age 16 when I KNEW I was going to have sex. It felt AWESOME and Dangerous at the same time. I almost came.

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#62 jeremiah06
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I got my first condom from the corner store nearest to my house. Of course since the store clerk knew me we exchanged a few jokes. Too small this, his mom that... Good times.
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#63 Chickity_China
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No, I usually buy them with other things. I rarely just go to a store to buy condoms, they have vending machines around campus for that. One time I did buy em alone though, the clerk behind the register said to me as I checked out "Have a good night" in a very suggestive tone I thought it was hilarious. If anything I felt pretty baller, not embarrassed.

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#64 Vancelvany
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I've never bought condoms by myself.

I usually go with a friend.

Maybe the clerk will think me and him's gonna get down.

That's entertaining.

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Can I join in sometimes and rub cake? :|

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#65 AutoPilotOn
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I still dont really like buying them from a clerk for some reason. I ussually get them in self checkout isle...
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#66 Vader993
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i wish i had to buy condoms:(

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#67 ghoklebutter
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Why would that be wierd? Unless you're just buying a condom for fun of it.

I bought my first condom at age 16 when I KNEW I was going to have sex. It felt AWESOME and Dangerous at the same time. I almost came.

Agent_Yevon

Buying a condom now sounds strangely attractive. :O

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#68 Ringx55
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Man up and just buy it... People won't care and what does it matter if a employee of any store sees you buying one? =\
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#69 Beamish1990
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I've never actually had to buy any, my girlfriend gets them free at uni :P

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#70 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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I've never bought one, and I don't plan to anytime soon.

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#71 Shottayouth13-
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Buying condoms is like buying candy. Just do it.
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#72 ghoklebutter
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Buying condoms is like buying candy. Just do it.Shottayouth13-
And unless you're overweight, it shouldn't be an awkward experience. :P
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#74 k2theswiss
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exspress do it your self check out lane anybody? or the beauty of online retailers?
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#75 Agent_Yevon
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[QUOTE="Agent_Yevon"]

Why would that be wierd? Unless you're just buying a condom for fun of it.

I bought my first condom at age 16 when I KNEW I was going to have sex. It felt AWESOME and Dangerous at the same time. I almost came.

ghoklebutter

Buying a condom now sounds strangely attractive. :O



It should! Especially if it co-incided with the first time you got laid, since the anticipation of actually getting some as well as buying a vital tool for the job should have you all hyped up! Part of me wishes that I could get that feeling back. Now I just go in, pick a pack, toss it on the counter and put on me 8) kewl face.

The magic is lost.

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#76 nooblet69
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Order it online if its too weird for you :P.